Nick
mrprattastic.bsky.social
Nick
@mrprattastic.bsky.social
Probably posting bad sports takes

KY ➡️PA➡️OH➡️MI➡️OH again
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Two straight blowouts, why should the AFC get an automatic Super Bowl berth?
We are seeing a blowout in the Super Bowl. Should the NFL panic and change the entire playoff format?
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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When it comes to the actual on-ice aspect of the NHL, there is not a bigger stain on the sport than George Parros.
February 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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I remember when the Atlanta Falcons won the Super Bowl 28-3 before their lead just was magically whittled away.
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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9-9-6 was a Chinese term invented mostly to show how depressing and lifeless work culture was; watching softbrained AI guys adopt it as an ideal is ... well, entirely predictable
January 29, 2026 at 8:39 AM
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This is why I have real fucking problem with blithe criticisms of "polarization" or "congressional dysfunction." We have a Republican member blaming his colleague for being attacked.

The problem isn't polarization or dysfunction. It's the Republican Party.
Rep. Randy Fine on Ilhan Omar getting attacked: "I blame Ilhan Omar for what happened"
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Introducing our new CEO, Javier, and his many medical needs ❤️‍🩹
January 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Herbstreit shitting on BYU for losing a conference championship game and giving Alabama a pass for the same thing is everything that is stupid about this sport.
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I realize this is more subjective/narrative based than anything objective, but last night was a good example as to why I think it's important to have guys like Bryan Rust around through a rebuild instead of getting a 2nd-round pick or some B-level or prospect for him.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance
The Danish Social Democrats are currently on course for their worst election result since at least the Second World War, despite their brand of far-right accommodationism being touted as a blueprint for other centre-left parties.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Guys, Dan Lanning is not leaving Oregon. Like at all. Even if he wanted to, which he does not, the buyout for him to leave is $20 million through at least 2030. It is not happening.

Posting so I can keep pointing to the sign.
October 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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There’s an old, cliche saying: “When someone tells you who they are, believe them.”

The Pittsburgh Pirates think we’re dumb. They think we’re oblivious.

If this story coupled with keeping Cherington around isn’t enough to show you that…I dunno, man.
i am still so rattled about this.

blaming fans really sucks. we showed out and they shit all over us. i spent nearly all of my disposable income in college on this stupid team (well, and beer). it was never enough and will never be enough.
September 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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1. I am not worried about the Penguins being "too good." They won't be. Whatever talent they have on forward will be canceled out by the defense and goaltending. They will be a lottery team. Maybe not the worst team (Chicago), but they will be a lottery team.
September 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Naked authoritarian fascism. Love and support to the entire team at @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social, who *will* come out the other side of this horrendous abuse of power. Disgusted to see ABC caving to this glaringly illegal and unconstitutional threat from Brendan Carr.
Extraordinarily corrupt. I watched FCC chair Brendan Carr's full interview on Hannity. Carr basically said straight out that coverage of Trump he deems overly hostile can be decreed contrary to the "public interest," and thus grounds for yanking licenses:

newrepublic.com/article/2006...
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did
I haven’t seen one news channel show a clip of him speaking in the last 4 hours
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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What do you even do with this? How do you say this without talking about turnovers?

How can I, a hockey guy, understand this but a lot of football people can’t?
September 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Steelers are part of this and boy oh boy, it got your boy quite annoyed!

Strap on in.

“A lack of elite quarterback play is often highlighted as a reason for those repeated failings. However, that’s actually a myth. The quarterbacks haven’t been half bad.”

Oh really? JAX/CLE games are mentioned.
Welcome to the mushy middle.

These five teams are stuck in football purgatory, unable to make meaningful playoff inroads while being mired around the .500 mark.

Our staff has more: http://dlvr.it/TMjy1y
August 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I am not an economist, but there is so much obviously wrong here.

First, the government doesn't buy bonds. It sells bonds to pay for deficits.

Someone else buys bonds based on the risk and rate of return. Good luck selling 1% bonds after announcing you are going to fudge your economic numbers.
Trump: "I believe we should be 3 or 4 points lower. So that's over $1 trillion we pay every year in interest. And it's really just a paper calculation. You sign a document and you save almost a trillion dollars."
August 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Dare you say that crime is not rampant and flagrant when HOOLIGANS and RAPSCALLIONS may, without fear or shame, POP WHEELIES before the gentle eyes of helpless onlookers ?!? This is lawlessness and madness, this is Bedlam made manifest before our tender souls!
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
August 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM