Patrick Damp
@synonymforwet.bsky.social
Writer in Pittsburgh. Co-host of Locked On Penguins. Purveyor of nonsense who speaks only for himself. I yell about sports and WWE too much.
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Online comedians with the most followers are the most nihilistic people I’ve ever heard in my life
They sound like walking SI symptoms, and people love it — because they understand a similar misery
They sound like walking SI symptoms, and people love it — because they understand a similar misery
Genuinely don’t like the fact that one of the most sure fire ways to go viral or get validation in this modern era is to be cynical.
You give up the game before it even starts, you lose.
You don’t have to irrationally optimistic but “lol nothing matters” isn’t better.
You give up the game before it even starts, you lose.
You don’t have to irrationally optimistic but “lol nothing matters” isn’t better.
Pittsburgh Penguins, tbh
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Pittsburgh Penguins, tbh
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huge game for priors. not only are the eagles making the steelers look relatively good, their fans are making yinzers look almost rational. almost
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
huge game for priors. not only are the eagles making the steelers look relatively good, their fans are making yinzers look almost rational. almost
All I’m saying, the Steelers only lost to Chicago by three.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
All I’m saying, the Steelers only lost to Chicago by three.
Tush Push?
More like the Buttocks Bumble.
folk,s
More like the Buttocks Bumble.
folk,s
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Tush Push?
More like the Buttocks Bumble.
folk,s
More like the Buttocks Bumble.
folk,s
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Just once I want these idiot doomers to explain how the federal government can nationally cancel elections that they themselves dont run and they have basically no control over at the state level.
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Just once I want these idiot doomers to explain how the federal government can nationally cancel elections that they themselves dont run and they have basically no control over at the state level.
BIG WEEKEND: The Penguins have a chance to grab four big points as they take on two struggling teams this weekend. @hunterhodies.bsky.social has the day off, and I'm flying solo on Locked On Penguins.
Get ready for CBJ and Toronto with me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwD...
Get ready for CBJ and Toronto with me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwD...
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
BIG WEEKEND: The Penguins have a chance to grab four big points as they take on two struggling teams this weekend. @hunterhodies.bsky.social has the day off, and I'm flying solo on Locked On Penguins.
Get ready for CBJ and Toronto with me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwD...
Get ready for CBJ and Toronto with me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwD...
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trump is sloppier, slower, and more uninhibited this time around, and it's having and will continue to have political consequences for him within the party, he's an asshole and a loser losing his grip, and at least *some* republicans can smell it on him
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
trump is sloppier, slower, and more uninhibited this time around, and it's having and will continue to have political consequences for him within the party, he's an asshole and a loser losing his grip, and at least *some* republicans can smell it on him
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Philly fans are so mad about the Eagles they're about to do all the same things they do when they're extremely happy about the Eagles
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Philly fans are so mad about the Eagles they're about to do all the same things they do when they're extremely happy about the Eagles
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I mean we're replaying all the hits:
Autopen is null and void
Random insane rantings about holiday seasons
Trump 2028.
It's like all the shit he does when he's not happy with what's in the news.
Autopen is null and void
Random insane rantings about holiday seasons
Trump 2028.
It's like all the shit he does when he's not happy with what's in the news.
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I mean we're replaying all the hits:
Autopen is null and void
Random insane rantings about holiday seasons
Trump 2028.
It's like all the shit he does when he's not happy with what's in the news.
Autopen is null and void
Random insane rantings about holiday seasons
Trump 2028.
It's like all the shit he does when he's not happy with what's in the news.
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Always important to bear in mind that Truth Social posts do not have the force of law and sometimes Trump just says he’s doing things and nothing actually happens.
Trump claims “any document” signed by Joe Biden is “hereby terminated.”
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Always important to bear in mind that Truth Social posts do not have the force of law and sometimes Trump just says he’s doing things and nothing actually happens.
Just a couple days to go and I’m less than $300 away from my Movember goal of $1,500.
Bluesky pals, wanna help me out?
movember.com/m/14227702?m...
Bluesky pals, wanna help me out?
movember.com/m/14227702?m...
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just a couple days to go and I’m less than $300 away from my Movember goal of $1,500.
Bluesky pals, wanna help me out?
movember.com/m/14227702?m...
Bluesky pals, wanna help me out?
movember.com/m/14227702?m...
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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I simply would trade Tristan Jarry to the Oilers for Connor McDavid but I’m built different.
July 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I simply would trade Tristan Jarry to the Oilers for Connor McDavid but I’m built different.
STEALING! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church, Captain Whathisname?!
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 AM
STEALING! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church, Captain Whathisname?!
Whoa. Woke up to find Baltimore lost to Cincinnati by 18 at home on a Thursday?
Clearly the coach is just ok with the same results.
Clearly the coach is just ok with the same results.
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Whoa. Woke up to find Baltimore lost to Cincinnati by 18 at home on a Thursday?
Clearly the coach is just ok with the same results.
Clearly the coach is just ok with the same results.
Really shows how Schottenheimer was able to reach him, imo.
Great effort by George on that interception.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Really shows how Schottenheimer was able to reach him, imo.
Moist.
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Moist.
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This is particularly ridiculous when 1)as a prominent reporter/podcaster with the Times these were basically the only topics Astead covered in 2024 (as part of a major drumbeat of coverage) and 2)he "mysteriously" lost interest in the subjects of presidential age and popularity in January 2025
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is particularly ridiculous when 1)as a prominent reporter/podcaster with the Times these were basically the only topics Astead covered in 2024 (as part of a major drumbeat of coverage) and 2)he "mysteriously" lost interest in the subjects of presidential age and popularity in January 2025
(Sits down at the Thanksgiving dinner table) “So, anyone have thoughts on the news?”
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
(Sits down at the Thanksgiving dinner table) “So, anyone have thoughts on the news?”
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[an inch thick layer of coffee cake crumbs on my shirt] The woke mind virus has ruined the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
[an inch thick layer of coffee cake crumbs on my shirt] The woke mind virus has ruined the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
::looks left, looks right::
The turkey head GIF from Friends is annoying and that show is too.
The turkey head GIF from Friends is annoying and that show is too.
a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words you heard me behind him
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words you heard me behind him
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
::looks left, looks right::
The turkey head GIF from Friends is annoying and that show is too.
The turkey head GIF from Friends is annoying and that show is too.
THANKFUL FOR 2 POINTS! @hunterhodies.bsky.social and I break down the Penguins' Thanksgiving Eve victory over the Sabres.
Tap in here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY-i...
Tap in here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY-i...
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
THANKFUL FOR 2 POINTS! @hunterhodies.bsky.social and I break down the Penguins' Thanksgiving Eve victory over the Sabres.
Tap in here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY-i...
Tap in here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY-i...