Mattsky
@mrperki.bsky.social
Welcome to my web page! Musician, occasional writer, head machinist at the software factory, neuromagical Canadian, he/him
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Mattsky
@mrperki.bsky.social
· Feb 8
Hello and welcome to Bluesky I guess. I created this app and populated it with chat bots so I could pretend I had friends to talk to. I have no idea why the rest of you are here.
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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"Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction,
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction,
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
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Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
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Inuk artist Kenojuak Ashevak spinning vinyl in her studio, captured in the 1963 NFB documentary ‘Eskimo Artist: Kenojuak,’ directed by John Feeney, and filmed in Kinngait (Nunavut).
NFB Archives
NFB Archives
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Inuk artist Kenojuak Ashevak spinning vinyl in her studio, captured in the 1963 NFB documentary ‘Eskimo Artist: Kenojuak,’ directed by John Feeney, and filmed in Kinngait (Nunavut).
NFB Archives
NFB Archives
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I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?
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krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance
I’m gonna go ahead and assume this will be crap, but I hope I’m wrong.
Baldur’s Gate 3 is set for its own TV series on HBO!
It will be a continuation of the story from the Baldur's Gate 3 game and will be helmed by The Last of Us co-creator Craig Mazin. https://bit.ly/4r2FWxm
It will be a continuation of the story from the Baldur's Gate 3 game and will be helmed by The Last of Us co-creator Craig Mazin. https://bit.ly/4r2FWxm
February 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I’m gonna go ahead and assume this will be crap, but I hope I’m wrong.
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One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
Anyway, yeah. The overwhelming impression one gets from so many of these emails is that a lot of them are guys who have never had a real, serious friendship with a woman in their lives.
Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
Which sucks for them, but also sucks for every woman who has to deal with them, ever.
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the “can men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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damn the guy who left this wrong number voicemail is really going through it
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
damn the guy who left this wrong number voicemail is really going through it
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anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this
(Daft Punk vocoder voice) we’re up all night to pet puppies
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
(Daft Punk vocoder voice) we’re up all night to pet puppies
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Link wakes up in the Mountain of Time, ventures downhill to a maze complex signposted by cooking fires and recipe ingredients, then stumbles across the remains of an ancient Sheikah training ground. He is equipped only with a pair of ratty pants and a stick.
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Link wakes up in the Mountain of Time, ventures downhill to a maze complex signposted by cooking fires and recipe ingredients, then stumbles across the remains of an ancient Sheikah training ground. He is equipped only with a pair of ratty pants and a stick.
New Zelda map just dropped
Dispatch #63203 from NROL-129 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Campus of Forgotten Wraithes
2. Mountain of Time
3. Labyrinth of Ham Sandwiches
1. Campus of Forgotten Wraithes
2. Mountain of Time
3. Labyrinth of Ham Sandwiches
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
New Zelda map just dropped
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Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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A funny-looking friend
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 AM
A funny-looking friend
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Another report that confirms it’s absolutely the right thing for Canada to be trying to attract Chinese auto manufacturing. Chinese EVs are going to get into the US market one way or another, and when they do, Canada would then be well-positioned from acting early.
Ford held talks with China’s Xiaomi over EV partnership ft.trib.al/X4crQGy
Ford held talks with China’s Xiaomi over EV partnership
A deal would open US market to Chinese carmakers
ft.trib.al
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Another report that confirms it’s absolutely the right thing for Canada to be trying to attract Chinese auto manufacturing. Chinese EVs are going to get into the US market one way or another, and when they do, Canada would then be well-positioned from acting early.
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
I don’t usually get messed up by celebrity deaths but Catherine O’Hara was one of the best of us.
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I don’t usually get messed up by celebrity deaths but Catherine O’Hara was one of the best of us.
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rip to one of the funniest women to ever do it
January 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
rip to one of the funniest women to ever do it
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