Congratulations to Chris Mason on his election to Parliament. Surprised the BBC never covered it
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Congratulations to Chris Mason on his election to Parliament. Surprised the BBC never covered it
Back in the day, they used to call my house in Muswell Hill “The Tree Fort”
you know you're partying with some real weird freaks when their apartment has a nickname
October 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Back in the day, they used to call my house in Muswell Hill “The Tree Fort”
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Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho
Kash Patel says the FBI has NO information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors to anyone other than himself.
SEN. KENNEDY: "Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to?"
PATEL: "There is no credible information, none ... that he trafficked to other individuals."
SEN. KENNEDY: "Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to?"
PATEL: "There is no credible information, none ... that he trafficked to other individuals."
September 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho
I don’t understand why Six Feet Under isn’t spoken about with the same reverence as the shows mentioned here.
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.
What’s the best show outside of that group?
What’s the best show outside of that group?
August 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I don’t understand why Six Feet Under isn’t spoken about with the same reverence as the shows mentioned here.
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Son, sit down. I’m going to teach you about the nerds and the bees.
“Don’t you mean the birds and the bees?”
(Pops a copy of My Girl into an old VCR) No, son. I don’t.
“Don’t you mean the birds and the bees?”
(Pops a copy of My Girl into an old VCR) No, son. I don’t.
July 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Son, sit down. I’m going to teach you about the nerds and the bees.
“Don’t you mean the birds and the bees?”
(Pops a copy of My Girl into an old VCR) No, son. I don’t.
“Don’t you mean the birds and the bees?”
(Pops a copy of My Girl into an old VCR) No, son. I don’t.
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Want to return to a website you've visited previously? No problem. Simply "bookmark" it following my handy guide. You don't even need to be a techie like me 🤓
July 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Want to return to a website you've visited previously? No problem. Simply "bookmark" it following my handy guide. You don't even need to be a techie like me 🤓
Like an arsehole, it appears I left my passport on a Ryanair flight from Dublin to Stanstead. I have filled out the online form but what I want to hear now is positive stories from people who got their passports back after leaving them on Ryanair flights from Dublin to Stanstead. HIT ME!
July 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Like an arsehole, it appears I left my passport on a Ryanair flight from Dublin to Stanstead. I have filled out the online form but what I want to hear now is positive stories from people who got their passports back after leaving them on Ryanair flights from Dublin to Stanstead. HIT ME!
Having been to the theatre last night (@daraobriain.bsky.social at Theatre Royal, Norwich, excellent show) I now have a new pet hate. People absent mindedly squeezing plastic bottles/cups and making a loud clicking sound all through the show.
Well done, humans, for finding new ways to be irritating!
Well done, humans, for finding new ways to be irritating!
June 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Having been to the theatre last night (@daraobriain.bsky.social at Theatre Royal, Norwich, excellent show) I now have a new pet hate. People absent mindedly squeezing plastic bottles/cups and making a loud clicking sound all through the show.
Well done, humans, for finding new ways to be irritating!
Well done, humans, for finding new ways to be irritating!
Ok. It was brilliant
Actually, it’s pretty good so far.
This is going to be shit.
June 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ok. It was brilliant
Actually, it’s pretty good so far.
June 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Actually, it’s pretty good so far.
This is going to be shit.
June 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is going to be shit.
There are a number of options available. Ultimately your choice of what body part/bodily fluid you introduce to their meal will come down to what pairs best with the wine they ordered.
Surely, that's a bit extreme, and for a first offence you should only rest your balls on their mash potatoes? 🥔
June 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
There are a number of options available. Ultimately your choice of what body part/bodily fluid you introduce to their meal will come down to what pairs best with the wine they ordered.
When are restaurants going to learn you don’t just turn people away because you don’t like their far right views. You need to welcome them, serve them and then wipe your arse on their steak.
June 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
When are restaurants going to learn you don’t just turn people away because you don’t like their far right views. You need to welcome them, serve them and then wipe your arse on their steak.
Well I, clearly, am not someone we should listen to.
Which one of Trump’s cabinet do you think he’ll fall out with first? I reckon it’ll be RFK. The pharma execs will sweet talk Trump into “business as usual” and RFK will throw a strop. That’s my prediction.
June 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Well I, clearly, am not someone we should listen to.
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‘Alright, so do me a picture with a couple of knights with horses fighting.’
‘Bit odd, but okay.’
*later*
‘Have you done that picture with the knights on horseback fighting yet?’
‘Oh yeah, actually that does make more sense.’
‘Than what?’
‘...nothing.’
‘Than WHAT?’
‘Bit odd, but okay.’
*later*
‘Have you done that picture with the knights on horseback fighting yet?’
‘Oh yeah, actually that does make more sense.’
‘Than what?’
‘...nothing.’
‘Than WHAT?’
May 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
‘Alright, so do me a picture with a couple of knights with horses fighting.’
‘Bit odd, but okay.’
*later*
‘Have you done that picture with the knights on horseback fighting yet?’
‘Oh yeah, actually that does make more sense.’
‘Than what?’
‘...nothing.’
‘Than WHAT?’
‘Bit odd, but okay.’
*later*
‘Have you done that picture with the knights on horseback fighting yet?’
‘Oh yeah, actually that does make more sense.’
‘Than what?’
‘...nothing.’
‘Than WHAT?’
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NEW TOUR!
Another dumb title, another uncomfortable pose: that's right, l've got a new show and I'd love you to see it.
On-sale this Friday. Sign up to my mailing list for pre-sale (link in bio)!
Another dumb title, another uncomfortable pose: that's right, l've got a new show and I'd love you to see it.
On-sale this Friday. Sign up to my mailing list for pre-sale (link in bio)!
May 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
NEW TOUR!
Another dumb title, another uncomfortable pose: that's right, l've got a new show and I'd love you to see it.
On-sale this Friday. Sign up to my mailing list for pre-sale (link in bio)!
Another dumb title, another uncomfortable pose: that's right, l've got a new show and I'd love you to see it.
On-sale this Friday. Sign up to my mailing list for pre-sale (link in bio)!
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God the tabloids and Brexit dinosaurs were boring today… 🦖
Braying the same “betrayal” lines they’ve brayed since they got what they wanted… then found they had no benefits in it whatsoever.
Still they came out today to play victim yet again.
But the world has moved on.
Braying the same “betrayal” lines they’ve brayed since they got what they wanted… then found they had no benefits in it whatsoever.
Still they came out today to play victim yet again.
But the world has moved on.
May 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
God the tabloids and Brexit dinosaurs were boring today… 🦖
Braying the same “betrayal” lines they’ve brayed since they got what they wanted… then found they had no benefits in it whatsoever.
Still they came out today to play victim yet again.
But the world has moved on.
Braying the same “betrayal” lines they’ve brayed since they got what they wanted… then found they had no benefits in it whatsoever.
Still they came out today to play victim yet again.
But the world has moved on.
“There’s something I should tell you before I take your blindfold off..”
Matthew Sweet
Matthew Sweet
Great opening lines:
"San Quentin you've been livin' hell to me." Johnny Cash
"Do the things that keep that smile on your face." Lee Perry
"Son I'm 30 I only went with your mother cause she's dirty." Happy Mondays
"All your friends are cunts, your mother is a ballpoint pen thief." Mclusky
"San Quentin you've been livin' hell to me." Johnny Cash
"Do the things that keep that smile on your face." Lee Perry
"Son I'm 30 I only went with your mother cause she's dirty." Happy Mondays
"All your friends are cunts, your mother is a ballpoint pen thief." Mclusky
May 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“There’s something I should tell you before I take your blindfold off..”
Matthew Sweet
Matthew Sweet
Pineapple Hangover
Works quite well
Works quite well
April 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Pineapple Hangover
Works quite well
Works quite well
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🗣️ Ed Byrne: ‘I’ve never done therapy. It would make me less funny’
@mredbyrne.bsky.social talks male privilege, ADHD and how he copes with grieving his brother
➡️ Read more: trib.al/J9VDTxI
@mredbyrne.bsky.social talks male privilege, ADHD and how he copes with grieving his brother
➡️ Read more: trib.al/J9VDTxI
Ed Byrne: ‘I’ve never done therapy. It would make me less funny’
The comedian talks male privilege, ADHD and how he copes with grieving his brother
trib.al
April 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
🗣️ Ed Byrne: ‘I’ve never done therapy. It would make me less funny’
@mredbyrne.bsky.social talks male privilege, ADHD and how he copes with grieving his brother
➡️ Read more: trib.al/J9VDTxI
@mredbyrne.bsky.social talks male privilege, ADHD and how he copes with grieving his brother
➡️ Read more: trib.al/J9VDTxI
Well, this is nice
My review of @mredbyrne.bsky.social: Tragedy Plus Time at St James Guernsey: tommygirard.wordpress.com/2025/04/07/e...
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Ed Byrne: Tragedy Plus Time – St James Guernsey – 02/04/25
Last summer I saw a post on social media, I think from comedian Phil Jupitus, extolling the virtues of Ed Byrne’s latest show, Tragedy Plus Time, and describing it as the best stand up comedy …
tommygirard.wordpress.com
April 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Well, this is nice
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It took a while, but the plot of Phantom Menace is finally starting to make sense.
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
It took a while, but the plot of Phantom Menace is finally starting to make sense.
Today’s vague thing to be angry about: Places that claim to be pubs or bars but in reality turn out to be restaurants. A dirty trick to play on a travelling comedian.
March 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Today’s vague thing to be angry about: Places that claim to be pubs or bars but in reality turn out to be restaurants. A dirty trick to play on a travelling comedian.
I love reading posts like this.
Spouse and I seeing @mredbyrne.bsky.social in Ilkley this evening.
Our first time seeing him together, though we *think* the first time we were ever in the same room as each other was an Ed Byrne gig in Leeds in the late 90s. (It was then another decade till we learnt of each other's existence.)
Our first time seeing him together, though we *think* the first time we were ever in the same room as each other was an Ed Byrne gig in Leeds in the late 90s. (It was then another decade till we learnt of each other's existence.)
March 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I love reading posts like this.
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‘It’s a...nice day for a...light sweater,
it’s a...nice day for a...CARDIGAAAAN!
it’s a...nice day for a...CARDIGAAAAN!
March 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
‘It’s a...nice day for a...light sweater,
it’s a...nice day for a...CARDIGAAAAN!
it’s a...nice day for a...CARDIGAAAAN!