Josh Eberley
@josheberley.bsky.social
Lover of violent dunks, western films, basketball cards, and civil discussion of all hypotheticals. Educator, writer, husband, and father.
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Josh Eberley
@josheberley.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Some news: over a year ago, I started building out a model to weigh NBA careers with the hope of removing a lot of bias that comes with analysis. (My own specifically!) I eventually weighted 23 factors to try and assess the greatest players of all-time in a calculated order.
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Sam Baggins was the high and I don’t remember how long ago that was now either
I honest to god don’t even remember when season 4 existed. Somewhere in the floating wasteland of post-covid, I’m sure. But it wasn’t last year. And I don’t think it was even 2023. If it was, it was early 2023. Seems like 2022. That’s a long damn time off.
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Sam Baggins was the high and I don’t remember how long ago that was now either
I'm gonna get to Stranger Things eventually here but the pause really killed the steam for me.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm gonna get to Stranger Things eventually here but the pause really killed the steam for me.
Wolves losing him was tough
Gotta admit..
Did not have "Nickeil Alexander-Walker is averaging damn-near 20 per game" on my 2025-2026 bingo card.
Did not have "Nickeil Alexander-Walker is averaging damn-near 20 per game" on my 2025-2026 bingo card.
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Wolves losing him was tough
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Most Stocks (Steals + Blocks) in the NBA over each player's last eight games:
1. Mikal Bridges: 37
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2. Scottie Barnes: 24
3. Derrick White: 21
4. Trey Murphy III: 21
5. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: 21
1. Mikal Bridges: 37
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2. Scottie Barnes: 24
3. Derrick White: 21
4. Trey Murphy III: 21
5. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: 21
🚨 New Words 🚨
Knicks Feast on the hapless Hornets
Josh Hart is good again.
tommybeer.substack.com/p/knicks-fea...
Knicks Feast on the hapless Hornets
Josh Hart is good again.
tommybeer.substack.com/p/knicks-fea...
Knicks Feast on the Hornets
Bridges has a chance to join Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley as just the third player ever to average 2+ steals and 1+ swats while posting a TS% north of 60%.
tommybeer.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Most Stocks (Steals + Blocks) in the NBA over each player's last eight games:
1. Mikal Bridges: 37
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2. Scottie Barnes: 24
3. Derrick White: 21
4. Trey Murphy III: 21
5. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: 21
1. Mikal Bridges: 37
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2. Scottie Barnes: 24
3. Derrick White: 21
4. Trey Murphy III: 21
5. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: 21
Pro or con on Love Actually?
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Pro or con on Love Actually?
Interstellar hits so much harder as a parent now
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Interstellar hits so much harder as a parent now
Every fantasy football note is like, “Insert name here is carrying great momentum into this week after a 1TD showing last week, look for that to continue against the 23rd ranked run defense over the last 17 days.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Every fantasy football note is like, “Insert name here is carrying great momentum into this week after a 1TD showing last week, look for that to continue against the 23rd ranked run defense over the last 17 days.”
I tried… But the Cade market is crazy
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I tried… But the Cade market is crazy
Watership Down is so special to me and the tv remake was well done but the animation is painful.
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Watership Down is so special to me and the tv remake was well done but the animation is painful.
Fun time to share my favourite James Harden card.
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Fun time to share my favourite James Harden card.
Would welcome a remake of the former, though I too enjoy the flawed attempt
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I love that shit
Also The Holiday for Christmas
Also The Holiday for Christmas
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Would welcome a remake of the former, though I too enjoy the flawed attempt
Great answer
Deep Blue Sea
Dumbest shit I have ever seen but it really leaned into it in a fun way. Tremors Underwater but dumber. Love it.
Dumbest shit I have ever seen but it really leaned into it in a fun way. Tremors Underwater but dumber. Love it.
a man with a mustache is sitting at a table and says `` i regret nothing , the end . ''
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a table and says `` i regret nothing , the end . ''
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Great answer
What the dumbest or objectively worst film that you absolutely love?
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What the dumbest or objectively worst film that you absolutely love?
A: Green Kaboom, 1-of-1 Tom Brady
B: Flawlees Triple Logoman, 1-of-1 LeBron, Steph, KD.
C: A four bedroom house with a developed basement.
B: Flawlees Triple Logoman, 1-of-1 LeBron, Steph, KD.
C: A four bedroom house with a developed basement.
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A: Green Kaboom, 1-of-1 Tom Brady
B: Flawlees Triple Logoman, 1-of-1 LeBron, Steph, KD.
C: A four bedroom house with a developed basement.
B: Flawlees Triple Logoman, 1-of-1 LeBron, Steph, KD.
C: A four bedroom house with a developed basement.
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Remember the Maxey vs. Herro debates from a few years ago? lol
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Remember the Maxey vs. Herro debates from a few years ago? lol
Maxey MVP for real on the table
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Maxey MVP for real on the table
Josh Allen is the best QB on earth five drives a night but Mark Sanchez on two drives a night. It’s such a weird impediment
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Josh Allen is the best QB on earth five drives a night but Mark Sanchez on two drives a night. It’s such a weird impediment
Mobley in year 2, Sarr in year 2
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Mobley in year 2, Sarr in year 2
In 06 lmao
@dovienya.bsky.social and I did a bit in the Dunker Spot Watch Party, with @nekiasnba.bsky.social and @stevejones20.bsky.social, where we pointed out the box scores for players born while he was in the league.
LeBron went for 33/11/8 on the day Dylan Harper was born (03/02/2006) in a W @ CHI.
LeBron went for 33/11/8 on the day Dylan Harper was born (03/02/2006) in a W @ CHI.
Fun fact: there are 82 players on rosters right now that were born AFTER LeBron James made his NBA debut on Oct 29, 2003.
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
In 06 lmao
Maybe my favourite set of the Panini era
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Maybe my favourite set of the Panini era