[Utah] Jazz Man Mark
@markrussellpereira.bsky.social
I like beer and the Utah Jazz and Cavalier King Charles Spaniels
NBA sicko; writer/podcaster for saltcityhoops.com
University at Buffalo BA/MA 2011: Penn Law 2014
Denver
NBA sicko; writer/podcaster for saltcityhoops.com
University at Buffalo BA/MA 2011: Penn Law 2014
Denver
Not as abhorrent as the halftime score, tho
There's something inherently abhorrent about the Pelicans' neon green/black uniforms playing against the Warriors' 'The Brown' unis and court
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Not as abhorrent as the halftime score, tho
There's something inherently abhorrent about the Pelicans' neon green/black uniforms playing against the Warriors' 'The Brown' unis and court
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
There's something inherently abhorrent about the Pelicans' neon green/black uniforms playing against the Warriors' 'The Brown' unis and court
The Lakers are using their regular court after it was deemed the piss court was too dangerous, so the piss court actually was a SELFISH TEAMMATE
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Lakers are using their regular court after it was deemed the piss court was too dangerous, so the piss court actually was a SELFISH TEAMMATE
Every year I ask; why the hell is there college basketball on Thanksgiving
This is very parent-coded but I just feel bad for the families. 'sorry we won't see you for Thanksgiving because you have to play 14 minutes against Furman'
This is very parent-coded but I just feel bad for the families. 'sorry we won't see you for Thanksgiving because you have to play 14 minutes against Furman'
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Every year I ask; why the hell is there college basketball on Thanksgiving
This is very parent-coded but I just feel bad for the families. 'sorry we won't see you for Thanksgiving because you have to play 14 minutes against Furman'
This is very parent-coded but I just feel bad for the families. 'sorry we won't see you for Thanksgiving because you have to play 14 minutes against Furman'
IT'S SALT CITY HOOPS THANKSGIVING! For your drive to grandma's, give thanks with me many things about the Utah Jazz.
And then argue with me about the best Thanksgiving side dishes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHfx...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/212x...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
And then argue with me about the best Thanksgiving side dishes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHfx...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/212x...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
THANKFUL for the Utah Jazz! And the best Side Dishes
YouTube video by Salt City Hoops
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
IT'S SALT CITY HOOPS THANKSGIVING! For your drive to grandma's, give thanks with me many things about the Utah Jazz.
And then argue with me about the best Thanksgiving side dishes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHfx...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/212x...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
And then argue with me about the best Thanksgiving side dishes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHfx...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/212x...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Reposted by [Utah] Jazz Man Mark
Ya that post game Zach interview James put up. Yikes. That man does not want to be here, seems mutual at this point honestly
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Ya that post game Zach interview James put up. Yikes. That man does not want to be here, seems mutual at this point honestly
There is just way too much contact in the NBA whistled as a foul. I super don't want 90s-style ball, and maybe this is the price we have to pay, but it's aesthetically problematic
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
There is just way too much contact in the NBA whistled as a foul. I super don't want 90s-style ball, and maybe this is the price we have to pay, but it's aesthetically problematic
Copying this theme; I am also getting drunk and doing Thanksgiving prep but ALSO recording a Salt City Hoops podcast later so hit me with your random NBA questions or stupid other things
Getting drunk and baking desserts, let's do a Thanksgiving-themed ask me anything.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Copying this theme; I am also getting drunk and doing Thanksgiving prep but ALSO recording a Salt City Hoops podcast later so hit me with your random NBA questions or stupid other things
Where have I heard this one before
Collin Sexton is really going to help a contender at the trade deadline.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Where have I heard this one before
As soon as Andy Larsen said it was silly for Utah to not be giving Cody Williams SLC Stars reps (even if it's just practices), the Jazz assigned Williams down to the Stars.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
As soon as Andy Larsen said it was silly for Utah to not be giving Cody Williams SLC Stars reps (even if it's just practices), the Jazz assigned Williams down to the Stars.
The Lakers' court is SELFISH TEAMMATE
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The Lakers' court is SELFISH TEAMMATE
I am very bad at photoshop but I thought this was very funny, so here you go
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I am very bad at photoshop but I thought this was very funny, so here you go
One of the very many reasons physical media can't be beat right now.
Buy cookbooks. (take them out from the library! buy fifteen cookbooks from your local goodwill for five bucks!)
Buy cookbooks. (take them out from the library! buy fifteen cookbooks from your local goodwill for five bucks!)
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
One of the very many reasons physical media can't be beat right now.
Buy cookbooks. (take them out from the library! buy fifteen cookbooks from your local goodwill for five bucks!)
Buy cookbooks. (take them out from the library! buy fifteen cookbooks from your local goodwill for five bucks!)
I fell asleep before overtime, as is my god-given right as a father of three small humans, but a Kings Win is very good for the Jazz
Okay, switching over to the fourth quarter of Wolves - Kings, aka the Bluesky Bowl
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I fell asleep before overtime, as is my god-given right as a father of three small humans, but a Kings Win is very good for the Jazz
Okay, switching over to the fourth quarter of Wolves - Kings, aka the Bluesky Bowl
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Okay, switching over to the fourth quarter of Wolves - Kings, aka the Bluesky Bowl
Jimmy Butler just did the Porzingis/Rovell to Walt Clayton
Always love it when that happens; it's legit funny
Always love it when that happens; it's legit funny
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Jimmy Butler just did the Porzingis/Rovell to Walt Clayton
Always love it when that happens; it's legit funny
Always love it when that happens; it's legit funny
Reaaaaally thought Brice Sensabaugh evolved into a 'oh shit, fuck, we left him open' three-point shooter but he's back to being a pedestrian guy that youre ultimately fine with
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Reaaaaally thought Brice Sensabaugh evolved into a 'oh shit, fuck, we left him open' three-point shooter but he's back to being a pedestrian guy that youre ultimately fine with
I just realized it's only the 3rd quarter of Warriors - Jazz
Time for A (sixth) Beer
Time for A (sixth) Beer
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I just realized it's only the 3rd quarter of Warriors - Jazz
Time for A (sixth) Beer
Time for A (sixth) Beer
For example, after that jump ball, the loose ball ended up in Ace Bailey's hands on the perimeter guarded hy Quinten Post. 12 seconds on the shot clock.
I am just so curious what would happen if Utah just said 'okay, iso up and make the right move' in these very specific circumstances
I am just so curious what would happen if Utah just said 'okay, iso up and make the right move' in these very specific circumstances
I am convinced that if the Jazz didn't have Lauri and Keyonte and just said 'fuck it, do some shit, Ace Bailey', his fantasy counting stats would be absolutely bananas.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
For example, after that jump ball, the loose ball ended up in Ace Bailey's hands on the perimeter guarded hy Quinten Post. 12 seconds on the shot clock.
I am just so curious what would happen if Utah just said 'okay, iso up and make the right move' in these very specific circumstances
I am just so curious what would happen if Utah just said 'okay, iso up and make the right move' in these very specific circumstances
Audibly laughed at Nurkic falling down and throwing wild shit at the rim
What a guy
What a guy
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Audibly laughed at Nurkic falling down and throwing wild shit at the rim
What a guy
What a guy
I am convinced that if the Jazz didn't have Lauri and Keyonte and just said 'fuck it, do some shit, Ace Bailey', his fantasy counting stats would be absolutely bananas.
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I am convinced that if the Jazz didn't have Lauri and Keyonte and just said 'fuck it, do some shit, Ace Bailey', his fantasy counting stats would be absolutely bananas.
Golden State's jerseys should say THE BROWN on the front, amirite
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Golden State's jerseys should say THE BROWN on the front, amirite
Walt clayton Jr. in for the first time in a few games. Hasn't been bad, just no room for another small guard in the backcourt rotation right now.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Walt clayton Jr. in for the first time in a few games. Hasn't been bad, just no room for another small guard in the backcourt rotation right now.
The Utah Jazz have negative options at third center--now backup center, with Kessler done--but I think I like how Utah can swap around some baseline competence between Kevin Love and Kyle Anderson depending on matchups/health.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The Utah Jazz have negative options at third center--now backup center, with Kessler done--but I think I like how Utah can swap around some baseline competence between Kevin Love and Kyle Anderson depending on matchups/health.
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Folks, it's a HUGE game tonight at the Golden 1 Center. The Timberwolves are here trying to spoil what could be the longest winning streak this season for YOUR Sacramento KINGS (2 games) so you KNOW I had to get the best seats in the house to watch the Kings LIGHT THE BEAM for a 2nd game in a row
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Folks, it's a HUGE game tonight at the Golden 1 Center. The Timberwolves are here trying to spoil what could be the longest winning streak this season for YOUR Sacramento KINGS (2 games) so you KNOW I had to get the best seats in the house to watch the Kings LIGHT THE BEAM for a 2nd game in a row