Stone Cold Steve Autumn
@dadshammdad.bsky.social
The cool and good dad of online.
It's going to be so good when it happens
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It's going to be so good when it happens
Got the double jab this afternoon and man, I'm feeling rough. Please don't tell RFK.
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Got the double jab this afternoon and man, I'm feeling rough. Please don't tell RFK.
It's never going to snow again and we're going to ride forever. Absolutely perfect day for it
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's never going to snow again and we're going to ride forever. Absolutely perfect day for it
This is a meal you serve to people you hate.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This is a meal you serve to people you hate.
It kind of goes without saying, but the Ohio State Buckeyes are the devil's team.
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It kind of goes without saying, but the Ohio State Buckeyes are the devil's team.
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My septuagenarian parents should not be made to ask me who Dave Portnoy is before their beloved OSU Michigan game
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My septuagenarian parents should not be made to ask me who Dave Portnoy is before their beloved OSU Michigan game
My good buddy, @colyou.bsky.social, is so close to reaching his fundraising goal for the Utah Food Bank. Do some good this holiday season and kick him over a few bucks if you can.
www.justgiving.com/page/colin-y...
www.justgiving.com/page/colin-y...
Fourth Annual Thanks-Give-Athon
Help Colin Young raise money to support Utah Food Bank
www.justgiving.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My good buddy, @colyou.bsky.social, is so close to reaching his fundraising goal for the Utah Food Bank. Do some good this holiday season and kick him over a few bucks if you can.
www.justgiving.com/page/colin-y...
www.justgiving.com/page/colin-y...
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Go Birds
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Go Birds
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Playing Knuck If You Buck mid-way through a bench clearing brawl in a rivalry game is why college football is the best sport on earth
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Playing Knuck If You Buck mid-way through a bench clearing brawl in a rivalry game is why college football is the best sport on earth
Hell yeah baby never doubted
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hell yeah baby never doubted
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There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
It's time to watch the University of Utah play football
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's time to watch the University of Utah play football
Fat kid Olympics
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Fat kid Olympics
40-year-old man plays in the neighborhood turkey bowl, what could possibly go wrong?
40-year-old man plays pick up basketball at the gym, what could possibly go wrong?
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
40-year-old man plays in the neighborhood turkey bowl, what could possibly go wrong?
It can and it will (much to my chagrin)
Can SLC grow in metro population size to be big enough for an MLB team? Milwaukee is about 1.5m vs SLC 1.2.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It can and it will (much to my chagrin)
- Lauri is a bonafide star
- Ace is a future star
- Keyonte has made a legitimate leap
- This should be the last year I ever have to care about Cody Williams
- Nurkic will be gone at the end of the season
- I'm manifesting a top 3 pick in next year's draft
- Ace is a future star
- Keyonte has made a legitimate leap
- This should be the last year I ever have to care about Cody Williams
- Nurkic will be gone at the end of the season
- I'm manifesting a top 3 pick in next year's draft
Tell me some things about the Jazz right now that you're thankful for
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
- Lauri is a bonafide star
- Ace is a future star
- Keyonte has made a legitimate leap
- This should be the last year I ever have to care about Cody Williams
- Nurkic will be gone at the end of the season
- I'm manifesting a top 3 pick in next year's draft
- Ace is a future star
- Keyonte has made a legitimate leap
- This should be the last year I ever have to care about Cody Williams
- Nurkic will be gone at the end of the season
- I'm manifesting a top 3 pick in next year's draft
Brine for at least 24 hours, double the butter and garlic, and then deep fry. Smoked turkey is also decent.
But if you're really serious, you bag the turkey and have Steaksgiving instead.
But if you're really serious, you bag the turkey and have Steaksgiving instead.
What's the best way to cook turkey?
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Brine for at least 24 hours, double the butter and garlic, and then deep fry. Smoked turkey is also decent.
But if you're really serious, you bag the turkey and have Steaksgiving instead.
But if you're really serious, you bag the turkey and have Steaksgiving instead.
Nay. But none of that fancy shit. I don't want rosemary focaccia stuffing; I want Stove Top straight out of the box. I wait all year for the shit I grew up on, so don't overdo or overthink it.
Hot take: stuffing is overrated. Yay or nay?
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Nay. But none of that fancy shit. I don't want rosemary focaccia stuffing; I want Stove Top straight out of the box. I wait all year for the shit I grew up on, so don't overdo or overthink it.
I've got another 2 hours of baking ahead of me. Hit me with some questions, you cowards.
Getting drunk and baking desserts, let's do a Thanksgiving-themed ask me anything.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I've got another 2 hours of baking ahead of me. Hit me with some questions, you cowards.
Salt Lake is a piece of shit, especially politically, but it's my piece of shit — and I love it with all of my heart.
It's home. It's where I'm raising my kid. It's the place that means the most to me.
It's home. It's where I'm raising my kid. It's the place that means the most to me.
'why should I [move]? He's the one who sucks!'
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Salt Lake is a piece of shit, especially politically, but it's my piece of shit — and I love it with all of my heart.
It's home. It's where I'm raising my kid. It's the place that means the most to me.
It's home. It's where I'm raising my kid. It's the place that means the most to me.
I live in Salt Lake City, Utah. And I always will.
What’s the address?
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I live in Salt Lake City, Utah. And I always will.
Pecan pie and a burnt Basque cheesecake with a Biscoff cookie crust.
Ok. Whatcha baking?
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pecan pie and a burnt Basque cheesecake with a Biscoff cookie crust.
Getting drunk and baking desserts, let's do a Thanksgiving-themed ask me anything.
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Getting drunk and baking desserts, let's do a Thanksgiving-themed ask me anything.