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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 20h

Just because its October doesnt mean you get to make up ghosts due to whatever brain poison you have.

If horseshoe theory was true the center would be the point of meeting between the dumbest extreme ideologies.

David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 1d

The extreme left’s weird soft treatment of Nick Fuentes is a reminder that if you go far enough in either direction, you loop back around

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 1d

Dudes who never show up to the gym or jiu jitsu just be out here posting Pete Hegseth and lion memes will receive immediate ass whoopings upon entering the gym for the first time in a month.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 3d

My 6 year old right now, while we are a urgent care because she managed to slice her foot open at a birthday party.

- only wants food from one specific restaurant 45 minutes away.

- says she wants to be a princess so royal doctors can come to her bedside.

- is currently in pink princess heels

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 4d

Once again, I am not returning to the biggest industry conference because I have a real job.

Can someone forward this to LinkedIn so I dont get fired.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 4d

The memorable characters that Heinlein created were all based around his wife.

The only consistent aspect of his ideology was that he was a wife guy.

Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 4d

FRIDAY (1982)
Acrylic - 30” x 20”

Robert Heinlein does create memorable characters!

Not even halfway through this book, I had a nearly photographic image of Friday in my mind. By the time I finished, I felt confident about the substance and approach my painting would have. 1/4

A woman in a blue denim jumpsuit stands in front of a view of space as seen through a gold trimmed porthole. The central zipper of her outfit is drawn down to her waist exposing bare skin. Her short cropped, sandy blonde hair has a slight curl. Her eyes reflect vibrant blue set in a gaze directly forward. The silhouette of a planet can be seen in the round viewport behind her. A star emerges from behind the planet and flares above her right shoulder. A moon with bright crescent highlight hangs over her left shoulder.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 4d

Im going to find the people making the argument that Earth Crisis is the best hardcore band of the 90s and threaten them with brisket.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 5d

Putting an ad out there to find one non-cis person to lift with me so I can just turn to them and have them talk me down from my anger.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 5d

New reincarnation anime plot just dropped

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 5d

RFK Jr. brain work is just the worst mod community member and his brain is Skyrim.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 5d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 5d

Wait until someone realizes this is a normal sermon from multiple Central and NE PA churches.

Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 5d

Twink BF of girl who works the front desk of the gym wearing a "fat shaming saves lives" shirt and I want to ask him if he tried to grapple with me and my other heavyweight friends does he think he could far shame us into submission before we choke him out.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 5d

Shes probably just picked up some crazy perk from a multiclass build.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 6d

If you ever went to a gym in New Jersey for a year where YES! Network was on every TV, watching them lose in the playoffs to the Canadian team is cooler than sex.

Stone Cold Steve Autumn @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever seen the Yankees get eliminated from the playoffs?

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 6d

Im watching Gundam right now, but fuck the Yankees.

All my homies love two things

A. Giant robots in stories that articulate the horrors of war.

B. The Yankees losing.

Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 6d

ESPN needs to hire me to do the funniest thing ever to Bill Belichick by creating a news room where Bill is the guy that clearly doesnt know ball but he is also unaware of it.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 6d

Started rewatching Gundam (original) and forgot the extent these Bandai collectible models were mostly piloted by child soldiers or the adults they vaporized.

Highly suggest it.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 6d

Hi I am a tech architect. Im not sure what I actually do, but I wear a black crew neck sweater every day and try to look like Steve Jobs so people think im important.

Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 6d

Their trying to capitalize on the artificial view count bubble that has run the libertarian podcast business circuit for a decade plus.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 6d

Every now and then I check in on what the Moonies off shoot in PA is doing. There is so much going on in this picture is cant even start.

The Rod of iron ministries. A congregation of Pennsylvanians led by the deceased Rev Moon son who is seated in a crown at the front. There are multiple men also wearing crowns in their best Carhartt hoodies. Others are wearing camo hats. Not a ton of women in the photo but the few in sight have 80s curly blowout perms.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 6d

Nothing can convince me that Charlie K. marriage wasnt a politically arranged union.

That woman took control of TP USA faster than Han Hak Ja Moon took over the Moonies, and they even have their own Rod of Iron equivalent sect.

Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 7d

@fuckyeahdinosaurs.bsky.social

Pittsburgh Dino punk (also some really cool dudes who have been in the Pittsburgh scene for years)

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 7d

What’s a good band you’ve discovered recently that not enough people know about? And don’t be like The Beatles you piece of shit, you ornery fuck

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 7d

You can tell the dude on the far left is in the "im just here cause i needed college money and Healthcare" camp.

But the duo of Chris Farley impersonators would have volunteered for Rhodesia from a Solider of Fortune magazine.

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 7d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 7d

This is the first of my series of "badly worded advice for lonely men"

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 7d

My response to any young dude who does sports to attract girls is thats not effective.

My response to divorced dudes who start MMA or BJJ to attract women is "I've done this since I was 12 and if anything it actively makes you less attractive" and then the thing is I cant tell when they tapped.

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Jacked Skellington 💀☠️🦴🦴🎃🎃 @srbrocialist.bsky.social · 7d

**grifting**

See CTE accumulation mentioned above.

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