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Pumpkin Spice Patrick Pt 2.
@srbrocialist.bsky.social
He/him
Lefty Philly area, BJJ Blue belt who somehow still competes at 36.

DMV to Pittsburgh to North of Philadelphia with Kentucky family.

Himbo, lefty, lifter, wrestler, tech worker
Mid tier list

Although my personal favorite (Detroit style) made it, and its well deserved, the knocking of Newman's Own for being "too salty" makes me question the testers.

Also, didnt include Elios so the whole list is DQed for subpar sampling.
Frozen pizza is special in its own right. But not every pizza is worth the freezer space. Wirecutter testers tasted 26 widely available frozen cheese and pepperoni pizzas. Here are their favorites: nyti.ms/483c6So
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Finding out i am a medium dress shirt size is great, however now I wanna put on 10 lbs of upper body size to be back in a large...
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Stand for the anthem or stay down if you're not about that life
Knuck if you buck is the real
National anthem.
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Yanis Varoufakis and Slavov Zizek are two of my favorite economists mostly because I sound really smart if I say their full name in a conversation.

"I was listening to a Yanis Varoufakis interview the other day"

Im refined, intelligent, sexy even.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Chuck Ragan and the Camaraderie
Strung Out
Marilyn Manson
Harry Styles
The Black Keys
Amon Amarth
The National
Ensiferum
Mumford & Sons
Yanni
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Nickleback
Blink 182
The Offspring
Weezer
Hozier
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Update

1. Its impossible to over season a turkey

2. MSG is goated
Not telling anyone at the house, but this turkey is loaded with MSG.
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Not telling anyone at the house, but this turkey is loaded with MSG.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If all else fails remember household accidents are still a leading cause of death with older people, and while we will be sad at least their life insurance will cover your debts.
Conversations anyone can have after the sports and politics talk at thanksgiving dinner:
• Did an Anglo-Norse creole exist in the Danelaw?
• Did oceans become battlefields only in 1805 or was that artistic license by Peter Weir?
• Did Bilbo and Frodo actually go to Valinor or merely Tol Eressëa?
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Greg is correct, but i lost the family argument for Steaksgiving
Brine for at least 24 hours, double the butter and garlic, and then deep fry. Smoked turkey is also decent.

But if you're really serious, you bag the turkey and have Steaksgiving instead.
What's the best way to cook turkey?
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
3 times in the last week someone has come up to me out of the blue and asked if I was an MMA fighter. Which...kinda... but what about my face says I like to get punched?
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Patrick Pt 2.
blessings to all on my 69420 day
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Im in the process of getting a new vehicle, and I regret to inform no one it will also look like a Big Ewok.
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My worst idea of the year is drinking way too much at our team end of year party and then crashing an Ivy League happy hour in Manhattan.

Who's in?
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Trying a new thing of posting on LinkedIn to piss off the HR professionals by saying people want more money AND more time with their friends and family.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words bye bye boys have fun storming the castle
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words bye bye boys have fun storming the castle
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I can watch "The Muppets Christmas Carol" 100x and still feel the same pain when Scrooge says "Why is it so Quiet?" outside Bob Cratchet's house.
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Doing a version of A Christmas Carol but its a shonen anime where the protagonist is Tiny Tim after Scrooge ignores the ghosts.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We stay winning, and then we eat a ton a red meat.

Winning via North South choke last night.
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Id say Trump sees a peak at the writing on the wall coming up, but honestly Mamdani is just what he wishes one of his kids was and he probably finds it funny he pisses off old the DNC guard.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"Imagine Healthcare like the DMV."

I dont know man, being able to set an appointment for my doctor, knowing exactly the paperwork I need, and getting seen within a week with a resolution actually sounds like a decent thing...
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Now watching Heavyweights (1995)

Not enough is said on how this somehow was a Disney movie produced by Judd Apatow where the antagonist is possibly the most unhinged Ben Stiller character that exists.

But also if we dont recognize Kenan Thompson as a generational talent comedy is dead.
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Slap fight contest thing is stupid.... but in New Zealand they have a sport where its just two rugby players running at each other and one has the ball... this is worth the CTE in the sport.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Will be in the market for a new car, currently looking at the reasonable and accommodating Toyota Highlander Hybrid (used)...

OR

The Maserati Hybrid SUV because their price depreciation is hilarious.
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Patrick Pt 2.
i think it's important to note that bill maher doesn't like mamdani because he's muslim. that's the whole reason
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I could have posted MD blue crab, but thats not slop, that is luxury.

Goodies food shops in the lower DMV (mainly PG and Charles county) where you can get amazing Chinese, chicken, burgers, fries, whatever.
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM