What? Amanda Fuchensuchk was busy?

Me, every day since moving from Provo in 1996.

Gross

1,000,000%

It's awful

Continuous beeping because I don't have my seatbelt on..

WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM AND THE COUNTRY I LOVE

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'VE BEEN DRIVING FOR A QUARTER CENTURY

All of the above

Buddy, I don't need to go to the gym to get into a fight with my dad.

Oh, I have a whole warm-up routine I have to do before I even touch a weight or a ball. Takes me about 15 minutes. Getting old is so trash.

There's a 90% chance I wake up the sorest I've ever been in my life.

We did a show with Brace years ago. He's a good dude.

What are the odds he doesn't mention banning DEI or trans athletes in Utah? I'm guessing pretty high.

I'll always be upset that NAW was a throw-in in the Mike Conley trade.

Never gonna listen to or care about the guy who changed Utah's age of consent law to bail out a family member.

Pivot to the right, dog. Lead from the center. It definitely worked for Hillary and Kamala and it's gonna work again. Don't upset the status quo. Better things aren't possible. One more campaign event with Liz Cheney. One more endorsement from Henry Kissinger. This is how we fight fascism.

Hell yeah, dog. Go centrist in a state where Bernie won the primary in 2016 and 2020 in a landslide.

Hell yeah brother