Stone Cold Steve Autumn
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I recently went from driving a car made in 2004 to one made in 2023 and the number of beeps, boops, and alerts is insane. It's like having a micromanaging boss in your passenger seat at all times. Shut up.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I recently went from driving a car made in 2004 to one made in 2023 and the number of beeps, boops, and alerts is insane. It's like having a micromanaging boss in your passenger seat at all times. Shut up.
40-year-old man plays pick up basketball at the gym, what could possibly go wrong?
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
40-year-old man plays pick up basketball at the gym, what could possibly go wrong?
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I 100% believe in the Felix Biederman theory that right-wingers platform Alan Dershowitz to make the public more antisemitic—b/c Dershowitz is the most annoying man on the planet.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I 100% believe in the Felix Biederman theory that right-wingers platform Alan Dershowitz to make the public more antisemitic—b/c Dershowitz is the most annoying man on the planet.
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Time for fighters, not for folders.
www.ksl.com/article/5141...
www.ksl.com/article/5141...
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Time for fighters, not for folders.
www.ksl.com/article/5141...
www.ksl.com/article/5141...
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Racism is so powerful in America it’s our greatest intellectual export
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Racism is so powerful in America it’s our greatest intellectual export
I know I'm late to this, but man, Ja's heel turn sucks. Went from being the potential face of the NBA to one of its biggest dorks in only a few years. He's 26 and it feels like he's done. Like, even a change of scenery won't fix him. What a colossal disappointment.
Klay Thompson on Ja Morant, via Tim MacMahon:
“He’s a funny guy. He has a lot to say all the time. Especially for a guy who rarely takes accountability.”
“He’s a funny guy. He has a lot to say all the time. Especially for a guy who rarely takes accountability.”
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I know I'm late to this, but man, Ja's heel turn sucks. Went from being the potential face of the NBA to one of its biggest dorks in only a few years. He's 26 and it feels like he's done. Like, even a change of scenery won't fix him. What a colossal disappointment.
Utah has fallen to the woke agenda
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Utah has fallen to the woke agenda
Real good day for it
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Real good day for it
Grok kicks so much ass. It rules that AI is taking over everything and the entire economy is built on top of it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Grok kicks so much ass. It rules that AI is taking over everything and the entire economy is built on top of it.
I want to die. Go Utes. I love this team.
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I want to die. Go Utes. I love this team.
Perfect day for it. We never get good dirt in the desert.
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Perfect day for it. We never get good dirt in the desert.
This is the happiest he's been since the handsome hamburger party.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This is the happiest he's been since the handsome hamburger party.
This is the greatest day of my life
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the greatest day of my life
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Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
We are fully entrenched in the Brandon era. Every president from here on out is Brandon. A doddering old fart easily bamboozled by cable news or a morsel of charisma.
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
We are fully entrenched in the Brandon era. Every president from here on out is Brandon. A doddering old fart easily bamboozled by cable news or a morsel of charisma.
We haven't seen dick riding like this since Gianna Michaels.
Question: You wanted to vote "No" on the "Epstein hoax" & then you flipped—
Republican Troy Nehls: We all did…
Q: Thoughts on Trump's birthday note to Epstein?
Nehls: He's the greatest thing since sliced bread…you're going to tell lies
Q: Was the note a lie?
Nehls: You need therapy
Republican Troy Nehls: We all did…
Q: Thoughts on Trump's birthday note to Epstein?
Nehls: He's the greatest thing since sliced bread…you're going to tell lies
Q: Was the note a lie?
Nehls: You need therapy
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
We haven't seen dick riding like this since Gianna Michaels.
Listen, I'm as big a Lauri fan as there is out there, but if the Pistons offered this, I'd drive Lauri to the airport myself.
Zach Lowe on the Detroit Pistons acquiring Lauri Markkanen: “It’s going to cost everything.” Lists the following package as the perceived cost: Tobias Harris, Jaden Ivey, Ron Holland, 4 first-round picks, and 4 first-round pick swaps.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Listen, I'm as big a Lauri fan as there is out there, but if the Pistons offered this, I'd drive Lauri to the airport myself.
Is it bad when the President of the United States appears in 100,000 pedo documents?
1. Bloomberg journalist Jason Leopold reported this morning that the president’s name has been redacted from more than 100,000 documents the FBI has on child-sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
The FBI Redacted Trump’s Name in the Epstein Files
The bureau’s FOIA team tasked with conducting a final review of the records blacked out the names before higher-ups said last month that releasing the documents ‘would not be appropriate or warranted....
www.bloomberg.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Is it bad when the President of the United States appears in 100,000 pedo documents?
GOP stands for gross old pedophiles
new from me this morning www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Steve Bannon advised Jeffrey Epstein for years on how to rehab his reputation, texts show
Pair devised responses to public outrage about Epstein’s criminal history, his treatment by the justice system and his friendships with powerful people
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
GOP stands for gross old pedophiles
Unbelievably funny that Elon Musk is worth a trillion dollars and has fathered a dozen children, yet still needs a robot to suck his dick.
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Unbelievably funny that Elon Musk is worth a trillion dollars and has fathered a dozen children, yet still needs a robot to suck his dick.