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Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · Sep 16

Kash Patel says the FBI has NO information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors to anyone other than himself.

SEN. KENNEDY: "Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to?"

PATEL: "There is no credible information, none ... that he trafficked to other individuals."

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Sep 10

Cheers Johnnie. I had a blast

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Sep 6

It’s £7 a tube because it’s now having to do battle with coffee that’s £5 a cup.

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 26

See also, motor bikes delivering blood.

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 2

It was massive at the time but seems to have just disappeared from the collective memory

Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 1

The final five minutes of the final episode is the most affecting piece of TV I’ve ever seen.

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 1

I don’t understand why Six Feet Under isn’t spoken about with the same reverence as the shows mentioned here.

Josh Eberley @josheberley.bsky.social · Aug 1

Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.

What’s the best show outside of that group?

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · Jul 8

Son, sit down. I’m going to teach you about the nerds and the bees.

“Don’t you mean the birds and the bees?”

(Pops a copy of My Girl into an old VCR) No, son. I don’t.

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · Jul 6

Want to return to a website you've visited previously? No problem. Simply "bookmark" it following my handy guide. You don't even need to be a techie like me 🤓

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jul 6

That’s service

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jul 6

Like an arsehole, it appears I left my passport on a Ryanair flight from Dublin to Stanstead. I have filled out the online form but what I want to hear now is positive stories from people who got their passports back after leaving them on Ryanair flights from Dublin to Stanstead. HIT ME!

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jul 2

Ah, but watching the dude from doctor who be all buff and fighty…

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jun 28

Pleasure to meet you

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jun 27

Cheers Katy. Nice to hear from a satisfied customer

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jun 19

Proper order

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jun 19

Absolutely. The proof is here at about 41 minutes in. youtu.be/q03cJDv8d-E?...

Ed Byrne's Love Of Saucy Sponge | Spooning With Mark Wogan

YouTube video by Virgin Radio UK

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jun 13

Having been to the theatre last night (@daraobriain.bsky.social at Theatre Royal, Norwich, excellent show) I now have a new pet hate. People absent mindedly squeezing plastic bottles/cups and making a loud clicking sound all through the show.
Well done, humans, for finding new ways to be irritating!

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jun 13

I know!

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Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jun 12

Ok. It was brilliant

Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jun 12

Actually, it’s pretty good so far.

Ed Byrne @mredbyrne.bsky.social · Jun 12

This is going to be shit.

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