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Crossword blogging meant I didn't get to #AdventOfCode till after work, but I now have a Day 1 solution in #Vim keystrokes:

:%s/\vL(.*)/\1⟨Ctrl+X⟩/|%s/\vR(.*)/\1⟨Ctrl+A⟩⟨Enter⟩
{O50⟨Esc⟩qaqqayypJxD@-zt:redr⟨Enter⟩@aq@add
:v/\v(^|0)0$/d⟨Enter⟩
⟨Ctrl+G⟩

Explanation: www.reddit.com/r/adventofco...
From the adventofcode community on Reddit: -❄️- 2025 Day 1 Solutions -❄️-
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December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Today's Telegraph #CrypticCrossword has some great clues, including:
Silicon Valley disposing of a creep (5)
Field force to meet large alien flier (7)

The hints and explanations include these pictures and 2 hidden songs: bigdave44.com/2025/12/01/d...

Just ask if you want a gift link to the puzzle.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“It’s like Greenpeace announcing eco-friendly oil rigs.”
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:

His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I don’t know how many ways there are to say “Manchester’s economy is growing, so if we’re not going to do much proactive on infrastructure, can we at least not do stuff that’s actively damaging”

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Soon-to-be-axed 7am Manchester-London train will still run – but without passengers
Exclusive: Rail regulator pulls Avanti service from timetable from mid-December but it is needed for staff travel
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM
It was generous of work to take us out for a Thanksgiving meal, and I'm glad I went.

But that beefburger was not enhanced by having cranberry sauce and stuffing in it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The Proclaimers tickets for Bradford successfully purchased in one tab.

And in another tab @bellowhead.bsky.social tickets *were* in my basket, but now the Harrogate Theatre website is giving a Cloudflare error! Hopefully that means nobody else is buying them either ...
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Why am I getting more insightful Budget analysis from the person who writes Dennis the Menace and Gnasher for the Beano than from the TV news?
Mansion tax.
Owners of houses worth £2m to £2.5m will pay £2,500 a year.

During that year it is likely that, that house will appreciate by somewhere between £20,000 to £80,000
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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"Dickensian"
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“Traffic was bad this morning.”
”Yeah, there'smoregasboard roadworks on the high street.”
Update: just heard on the guardian politics podcast that ‘smörgåsbord is probably the wrong word cause it’s not very Christmassy’ which begs the question WHAT DO BRITISH PEOPLE THINK THIS WORD MEANS???
Everyone in British political punditry has decided to use the word smörgåsbord a lot lately and, given that it’s a word that includes two vowels that don’t exist in the English language, I find it a poor choice.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This page for a Fairphone 5 says in different places it comes with Android 15 and Android 13: broadband.yourcoop.coop/mobile/phone...

So I asked which it is, and the chatbot told me it's … Android 14!

Is it just taking the average‽
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
From a forum asking about giving up on watching TV shows — what does Peter think “second chances” means?
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Disappointed that ‘The Guardian’'s interactive budget calculator only has options for cutting overseas aid or leaving it as it currently is, not for reversing previous cuts:
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Niamh Callaghan, 38, whose sons Lucas and Finley are in Year 3 and Year 5 respectively, was concerned that she seemed to have accidentally become pen pals with an entire school of 500 children and 40 staff.
Autistic mum quits job to devote herself to correspondence from her children’s primary school
An autistic mother-of-two has reportedly resigned from a successful career as an educational psychologist so that she can give her full attention to the stream of e-mails and text messages from the…
thedailytism.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
13yo has asked for a smartphone, so they can use WhatsApp.

Any suggestions for what we should get, and what security/safety/blocking/tracking measures we should use?

Thanks.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Open me for £80 of free wine,” demands an envelope in today's post.

The back offers the alternative: “Return to sender if you're anti-wine.”

It's less about being anti-wine, and more that the named recipient is only 11 years old.
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
39 points on #PopMaster — my first since Ken Bruce moved from Radio 2 to GHR!

Sonia and ‘… Delight’ were guesses, but everything just fell the right way for once.
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Apparently @yougov.co.uk's survey designers don't believe in the existence of people who've never bought a car:
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Just had a doctor interrogate the autism diagnosis on my records due to the ‘high levels of emotional empathy’ observed during our consultation. He then suggested that being a writer and autistic was, in his mind, highly unlikely.

Sorry, lads…but am I in the wrong century?
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
✔ Yesterday I finished writing and printing the quiz for today's cast and crew post-show party.

✘ I don't actually know all the answers to the questions myself …
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Was called out of work for an 'urgent meeting' at school today. So was my husband (a teacher).
Guess who got effusive apologies for being pulled out? & guess who didn't?
And guess who's so fed up of having her job treated like a charming little hobby she announced 'I ALSO FINISHED WORK EARLY TODAY'.
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh well. Karma for feeling so pleased with myself at guess 2.
#Wordle 1,615 X/6*

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November 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
‘The Nutcracker and the Music Box’ is on in #Ilkley Thu–Sat.
stagestubs.com/wta-dance-ac...

Here's my contribution to the cake stall:
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM