Friend’s just posted “Halfway to meeting you, baby boy!” and their costly 3D scan that looks NOTHING remotely like a baby.

Tempted to start my own ultrasound scam business, selling parents-to-be extortionate sepia videos of burrata

With some lumps of ricotta, possibly

Friend’s just posted “Halfway to meeting you, baby boy!” and their costly 3D scan that looks NOTHING remotely like a baby.

Tempted to start my own ultrasound scam business, selling parents-to-be extortionate sepia videos of burrata

Writing headshot, innit

The new series of The Assembly dropped on ITVX at the weekend, starring David Tennant and Danny Dyer.

Here’s an article I wrote last year about the show’s format and portrayals of autism on screen.

medium.com/@elsalwillia...

You know, I really hope you did both

Life has felt heavier recently. Going to try and make Medium articles more of a regular thing. Hoping to put miscellaneous stuff out there that’s more difficult to pitch, in the hope of keeping talking about something, anything. So here goes.

Somebody told me I’m looking more ‘soft butch’ these days. Which sounds a hell of a lot less like a lesbian and more like a sandwich spread, or a cream cheese. I can’t think of many things more lovely, to be honest with you

Hahaha

For sale: Baby. Shoes never worn. Somebody buy my shoeless baby. His feet are fucking disgusting.

Sorry!

A woman with long brown hair in a striped jumper sits on a chair at home for Blue Cross video advert. Subtitles on-screen say: “Losing a horse is really different from losing any other pet. They don't live in your home.”

This video advert just popped up on my feed and the first two lines made me start snorting uncontrollably. I’m going to hell

How has no one asked Celia Imrie about Scottish country dancing yet?! #celebritytraitors

Mine would claim my hair looked like one of her balding barbies before pressing me for a bag of Crunchie Nuggets

Keep seeing that AI generated image trend of adults being embraced by their ‘inner child’ selves. And I’m sorry but I don’t believe for one second that our inner children would be anything other than appalled at us

Jane Goodall offers sage advice for the rest of us. #3E

Knickers at half mast today everyone, for Jilly Cooper x

Currently doing social media management for Andrew Hickey’s 500 Songs Podcast.

If you fancy giving the Bluesky and Instagram accounts a follow, that would be amazing.

Bluesky: @500songspodcast.bsky.social
Instagram: www.instagram.com/500songspodc... (@500songspodcast)

Cheers!

Frog was trembling. “I am not afraid!” he shouted.

This jacket makes me feel like a Dad in a Jacqueline Wilson novel about to recklessly abandon his kids for a pint

This is in line with thoughts I’ve been having. Friendship is so elusive. I’m come back a little to reading about autism after getting fed up with thinking about it, and I actually think I’m so autistic. So in myself. My masking was always PITIFUL if present at all. And importantly, thank you Elsa

Thank you, Chloe x