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chucktingle.bsky.social
please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS WEREGROUNDHOG IN A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS TIME LOOP ON GROUNDHOG DAY out now. get it here www.amazon.com/Pounded-Were... or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
cover of POUNDED BY THIS WEREGROUNDHOG IN A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS TIME LOOP ON GROUNDHOG DAY featuring a lime green background there is a shirtless buckaroo on the right and on the left is a handsome weregroundhog standing tall with arms crossed. they are in a park
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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scarecrowvideo.bsky.social
We just bought our longtime building! Purchasing our forever home marks an exciting and transformative turning point for our physical media library and Seattle’s creative ecosystem.
We cannot wait to share more exciting updates with you in the months ahead! scarecrowvideo.org/posts/scarec...
January 27, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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weareluigi.bsky.social
Friend sent this to me today. It’s in Seattle. Hadn’t seen it on here yet so I figured I’d share.
A photo of artwork of the Statue of Liberty dead on a Seattle street, murdered… by ICE.
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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jasonv.bsky.social
HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
A navy soldier sexually assaults a dental assistant in Times Square in this famous crime photo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-J_Day_in_Times_Square
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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theneedling.com
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
Foreground: Plate of cheese squares with glass milk and note reading "For St. Rat" on bathroom counter. Background: Open toilet with Santa hat-wearing St. Rat mosaic mural featured on underside of toilet cover
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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ironspike.bsky.social
Honestly nice to to see I'm not the only one contending with this
The INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES meme, reading "combat sports are inescapably problematic in ways that make them immoral to support and enjoy" and "LMAO KNOCK HIS FUCKING SOUL OUT"
December 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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thegmcconnachie.bsky.social
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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bubbaprog.xyz
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
Photo shared by Christina Nguyen on December 04, 2025 tagging @naomi.marie__, @nathanmiller612, @rubyscher, @holaarepa, @birksg, @chefjholig, and @haihaimpls. May be an image of text that says 'AS SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, I.C.E. PAID US A VISIT AT AREPA YESTERDAY. OUR GM NAOMI & TEAM MEMBERS FOLLOWED OUR ICE PROTOCOL PERFECTLY, THE AGENTS LEFT & NO ONE WAS DETAINED. tO WHOEVER NEEDS THIS: KNOW YOUR RIGHTS WHEN IT COMES TO I.C.E. (1/5)'. christinanguyenmpls 11h We had an ICE scare yesterday and even though we’re afraid of the repercussions of being vocal, we feel that it’s also important to inform people that this is right at our front door. ICE is not some far away boogeyman. They are here right now, spreading fear in our community. We’re so grateful to our entire staff and their bravery. They did the right things and couldn’t have dealt with this situation in a better way. We are grateful to our community activists that came to support us from @miracmn @litosonlake and Monarcha. We hope that if you find yourself in the same situation, that you find these resources helpful. Peace and take care of each other ❤️ Photo by Christina Nguyen on December 04, 2025. May be an image of text that says 'IF I.C.E. COMES TO YOUR RESTAURANT: UNLESS THE AGENTS HAVE A SIGNED JUDICIAL WARRANT, THEY CANNOT ENTER A PRIVATE AREA LIKE THE KITCHEN WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION EVEN IF THEY LIE AND SAY THY DON'T NEED A WARRANT, STAND YOUR GROUND AND INSIST THAT YOU NEED PAPERWORK (2/5)'. Photo by Christina Nguyen on December 04, 2025. May be an image of text that says 'IF I.C.E. COMES TO YOUR RESTAURANT: HAVE OTHER STAFF OR PEOPLE PRESENT RECORD THEM AND EVERYTHING THEY ARE SAYING. (PEOPLE DOING UNLAWFUL THINGS HATE BEING CAUGHT IN TH ACT) YOU HAVE THE RIGHT to REFUSE SERVICE & YOU CAN ASK M tO LEAVE YOUR PRIVATE PROPERTY IF THY DON'T HAVE A WARRANT. (3/5)'. WE ARE HEARTBROKEN THAT OUR IMMIGRANT COMMUNITIES IN THE TWIN CITIES ARE BEING TARGETED AND TERRORIZED BY THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION. THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT ARE BEING USED AS POLITICAL PAWNS AND IT'S APPALLING. REGARDLESS OF THEIR LEGAL STATUS, THERE ARE SO MANY LATINOS & SOMALIANS WHO ARE AFRAID OF BEING DETAINED DUE TO MISTAKEN IDENTITY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY MIGHT NOT GET DUE PROCESS & A FAIR TRIAL. THEY WILL JUST END UP IN DETENTION CENTERS & A LEGAL PROCESS THAT HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS A BLACK HOLE. WE STAND IN SUPPORT OF OUR IMMIGRANT COMMUNITY, WHO ARE THE BACKBONE OF THIS COUNTRY. WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS, AMERICA IS NOT THE SAME PLACE. STAY SAFE OUT THERE & TAKE CARE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS. LOVE, HOLA AREPA & HAI HAI (5/5)
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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competentposter.bsky.social
(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?

(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.

(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
July 6, 2023 at 9:38 AM
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ips-dc.org
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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ianzpotter.bsky.social
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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hard-drive.net
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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ryanmarino.bsky.social
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
leahmcelrath.bsky.social Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · Sep 29
⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.

The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.

interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes
A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.
interestingengineering.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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jazzreads.bsky.social
So exhausting..
September 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
A lot of people have been calling me the
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
September 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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luckytran.com
🚨 UPDATE on the current COVID vaccine access situation in the US.

Please note that this is based on state laws but different things may be happening on the ground, and some pharmacies are defaulting to federal guidelines instead of state laws.
Map of COVID vaccine availability by state
September 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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jrhand.bsky.social
RFK Jr in this hearing:
September 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Ore Ida Funky Fries (2002-2003): A line of "wacky" frozen French fries marketed to kids, in such varieties as "sour cream n jive", "crunchy rings", "cocoa-crispers" (cocoa dusted), "cinnamon-stiks" (cinnamon sugar), and "kool blue" (dyed blue)
Five purple bags of frozen french fries. In front of the bags sits a tray, with five piles of fries, thin orange sticks, thin brown sticks, ring-shaped, blue krinkle cut, and golden krinkle cut
February 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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emmettoconnell.bsky.social
The Olympia Standard — LIVE!

Join us for a special live recording featuring:

Councilmember Dani Madrone
FC Olympia
Mayor Dontae Payne
…and more!

3 Magnets, 600 Franklin St SE
Thursday, August 21 @ 7 PM

Come hang out, grab a drink, and hear what’s shaping Olympia!
August 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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goballardfc.bsky.social
A letter from the club ❤️

Congratulations to @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social on their first National Title and thank you for hosting us this weekend!

#BallardFC | #UpTheBridges
August 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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optajack.optajoe.com
3 - Jess Fishlock's goal for @reignfc.com on Friday was her third goal contribution of the 2025 regular season (2 goals, 1 assist). Fishlock has now contributed to at least three goals in all 12 #NWSL regular seasons. Triumph.
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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paperbackparadise.bsky.social
Photo of a children’s fantasy book, featuring a sword welding, pageboy haircut having adventurer as he readies to defend himself from a giant cat. A hooded wizard raises his hands behind the cat. Title and copy read: Sir Jerrum had been warned DO NOT PET THE CAT Fran Eisenass Great, now it's pissed off. The third installment of JERRUM: ANIMAL AGITATOR
August 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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theneedling.com
Sen. Maria Cantwell Wishes All the Best for Palestinians She’s Approved Funding to Kill: tinyurl.com/4fkckbnj
Sen. Maria Cantwell smiling with hands folded in front of her
August 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
July 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM