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River
@mottledskeleton.wearybones.rest
grumpy but grateful. she/they.
sentient interactive media/agnostic witch/civil servant in philthadelphia
forever oscillating b/t healthily sardonic or earnest to a fault.
fan of bleeding on the internet.
Pinned
OMG shut up
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Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When people ask you if you're good at multitasking, what they're really asking you is if you know how post-it notes work
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Am I even real?
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Every time Reem posts she risks being deleted by bskys racist moderation for the 'crime' of being Palestinian.

Lets help her out!
Before the storm hits&the cold gets worse, I honestly have no idea where to go.
We need to secure a place where we can stay warm and be protected from the cold, even if it’s something simple💔

I’m not asking for luxury, just a roof, four walls,& some warmth for the coming nights😭

gofund.me/de96cb50
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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hiiiiii MA request we need $2383 minimum to save our injured cat, he’s my wife’s ESA and it loves him more than anything else in this world

ven @maksheyfe
ca$h $cavalieraviator
paypaI @maksheyfearts
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Stay strong, Minnesota/Louisiana. Fuck ICE. Melt it. Piss on them (do it, use dog pee or whitetail doe spray, if you can't get the volume together on your own--or start a piss deliver cooperative)!!
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Talk about shitposting
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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once you're burdened with the knowledge of making perfect scrambled eggs you can never go back to eating crummy scrambled eggs
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Trans women has been welcomed at the Women's Institute since the 1970s and one member is in her 80's and has been a member for decades. This is pure bigotry pushed by legal threats backed monetarily by JK Rowling.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Women’s Institute will no longer accept trans women as members from April
Exclusive: CEO says decision taken with ‘utmost regret and sadness’ after supreme court ruling on definition of a woman
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
On day 3 of being down 1 of our staff, and it's made everything much more Sisyphusean.

If I can't end the day feeling I've accomplished anything, I'm going to be sad. Fucking protestantism trickling in to a completely secular person's psyche... Bullshit!
I really wish my office would hire more people...
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Do you want to stand with us at the city council meeting? You have two opportunities! One on Dec 4, the other on Dec 8. Both at 9am ! Meet us at 121 N LaSalle inside of city hall. Wear green !
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Office's preferred browser (in-house web-based DB app) is unfortunately Chrome, which will not let me click the 'Not Interested' button re: AI searches

Sundar: nobody asked for this bullshit, and we still wish you would restore search to the functionality of 5-10 years ago, you overpaid dolt.
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I really wish my office would hire more people...
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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the government is full of prissy little man-babies
Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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We are grateful to @anarchistagency.bsky.social for keeping Jen Angel's legacy alive through this grant program supporting anarchist media projects.

If you—like Jen—are dedicated to anarchist media work, applications are open now for 2026.

crimethinc.com/jenangel
🏴 Submissions for both the Anarchist Horizons and Jen Angel Anarchist Media grants are now open!🏴Agency is proud to work in collaboration with @anarchist-studies.bsky.social on this grant program. More info: anarchistagency.com/jen-angel-an...
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I'm wearing leggings until march
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Real Grinches dont need to buy their thickness.
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Concise analysis on what many of us have known: most (~80%) Americans have no strong opinion on trans people, whatsoever, & would rather let trans people live their lives, a fact that often gets lost in the constant deluge of shit we're all drowning in. I'm not a liberal, but this is a good essay!
Trans Panic? More Like Trans Apathetic
2025 shows trans rights aren't electoral poison. The truth? Most people just don't care that much.
www.liberalcurrents.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
That desk appears to be very big, actually
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A spritz of lemon juice on your apple slices is dope. Thanks, @machturtl.wearybones.rest
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
17.5 work days until I become a pupa again.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I left my "phone" at home, & it feels good.
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM