Morphine✮Dreαmzz
@morphinedreamzz.bsky.social
the trailer park mary poppins.
my mind vomit 👉🏼 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dtgfyjtqwgtgt2c5d7hgmgxi/feed/aaalqsstmekww
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i love how everyone from twitter is here, it’s like a family reunion but with people you like.
i ordered from the dispensary last night, and as the driver was leaving, he says 'enjoy those' and i said 'you too' 😭
January 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i ordered from the dispensary last night, and as the driver was leaving, he says 'enjoy those' and i said 'you too' 😭
toast in the bath would hit the spot rn.
January 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
toast in the bath would hit the spot rn.
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Just once I'd like to pull someone in close for a hug and whisper a threat
January 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Just once I'd like to pull someone in close for a hug and whisper a threat
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My only useful advice is "sweep the leg"
January 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My only useful advice is "sweep the leg"
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If Tik tok disappears, where the heck am I gonna watch people eat fast food in their cars in the most disgusting way possible?
January 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If Tik tok disappears, where the heck am I gonna watch people eat fast food in their cars in the most disgusting way possible?
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If scientists said a giant asteroid was headed to Earth right now I’d just shrug
January 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If scientists said a giant asteroid was headed to Earth right now I’d just shrug
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To be serious for a moment, if you are upset by my idiotic posts given the current state of the world, you need to seriously give your head a fucking shake. Don’t like what I have to say? Stop fucking reading it.
January 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
To be serious for a moment, if you are upset by my idiotic posts given the current state of the world, you need to seriously give your head a fucking shake. Don’t like what I have to say? Stop fucking reading it.
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Sorry, got excited. Thought you liked me for a minute there.
January 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sorry, got excited. Thought you liked me for a minute there.
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I made a joke about plowing fields and now I have a ton of corn bots following me.
January 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I made a joke about plowing fields and now I have a ton of corn bots following me.
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Dance like your spirit isn’t broken beyond repair.
January 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dance like your spirit isn’t broken beyond repair.
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And this is where the magic happens…
*points to padded cell*
*points to padded cell*
January 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
And this is where the magic happens…
*points to padded cell*
*points to padded cell*
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Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow...
He is one lucky son of a bitch.
He is one lucky son of a bitch.
January 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow...
He is one lucky son of a bitch.
He is one lucky son of a bitch.
california is on fire.. we're not okay.
January 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
california is on fire.. we're not okay.
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You look like you could break my heart... Followed...
January 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You look like you could break my heart... Followed...
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I’m not saying my finances are a mess, but if I stay alive longer than eight more months I’m in big fuckin trouble.
January 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m not saying my finances are a mess, but if I stay alive longer than eight more months I’m in big fuckin trouble.
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Most people prefer short, pithy posts without all the meandering verbosity utilized merely to flaunt your erudition and impeccable grammar.
January 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Most people prefer short, pithy posts without all the meandering verbosity utilized merely to flaunt your erudition and impeccable grammar.
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Tried taking her Spanx off with my teeth and now I’m in a neck brace.
January 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tried taking her Spanx off with my teeth and now I’m in a neck brace.
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I think I need a break
January 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I think I need a break
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echoes are so embarrassing like yeah that’s what i just said
January 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
echoes are so embarrassing like yeah that’s what i just said
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therapist: had any intrusive thoughts
me: all of them i don’t want any of them
me: all of them i don’t want any of them
January 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
therapist: had any intrusive thoughts
me: all of them i don’t want any of them
me: all of them i don’t want any of them
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I read all of your posts.
Do better.
Do better.
January 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I read all of your posts.
Do better.
Do better.
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you will only find the tastiest soaps in my house
January 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
you will only find the tastiest soaps in my house
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You can have free speech as long as you don’t make fun of me.
January 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You can have free speech as long as you don’t make fun of me.