😂 This is so simple…and brilliant!
If you have a suboptimal birthday, you can just change it and nobody will know. My birthday is on Christmas Eve and I hate that, so I tell everyone it's July 22nd and celebrate in summer. It's not like anyone's going to ask for your birth certificate.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
😂 This is so simple…and brilliant!
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
Louisville! Make sure you comment on Data Centers being built in our city. This would be an environmental disaster, not to mention the strain on power & driving up energy costs. louisvilleky.gov/government/o...
louisvilleky.gov
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Louisville! Make sure you comment on Data Centers being built in our city. This would be an environmental disaster, not to mention the strain on power & driving up energy costs. louisvilleky.gov/government/o...
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I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
Why on Earth is Rush Hour 4 trending?
I’d like to be in another alternate universe, please. Like in Sliders? This one is too ridiculous to be believable.
I’d like to be in another alternate universe, please. Like in Sliders? This one is too ridiculous to be believable.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why on Earth is Rush Hour 4 trending?
I’d like to be in another alternate universe, please. Like in Sliders? This one is too ridiculous to be believable.
I’d like to be in another alternate universe, please. Like in Sliders? This one is too ridiculous to be believable.
My mom would get so mad at us when we’d ask to go to Taco Bell - “it’s not Mexican food”
“WE KNOW!” 😂
I still miss the Enchirito though
“WE KNOW!” 😂
I still miss the Enchirito though
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My mom would get so mad at us when we’d ask to go to Taco Bell - “it’s not Mexican food”
“WE KNOW!” 😂
I still miss the Enchirito though
“WE KNOW!” 😂
I still miss the Enchirito though
Okay, this is my favorite. Because bonus points for the Catholic joke.
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Okay, this is my favorite. Because bonus points for the Catholic joke.
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Hey #BikeSky! Can you help me with an art project I’m working on? If you’re part of a local bike group that has stickers, can you mail me 3 of them? As long as they mention your city or state, or they have a social media handle that people can follow to see what state you’re in.
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hey #BikeSky! Can you help me with an art project I’m working on? If you’re part of a local bike group that has stickers, can you mail me 3 of them? As long as they mention your city or state, or they have a social media handle that people can follow to see what state you’re in.
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Decent people: "Hey, these hate symbols are terrorizing some of our service members. We should do something about that."
Coast Guard: "Say no more, fam. Those are no longer hate symbols. Problem solved."
newrepublic.com/post/203458/...
Coast Guard: "Say no more, fam. Those are no longer hate symbols. Problem solved."
newrepublic.com/post/203458/...
U.S. Coast Guard Will No Longer Consider Swastika a Hate Symbol
The Coast Guard seems to be fine with Nazis now.
newrepublic.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Decent people: "Hey, these hate symbols are terrorizing some of our service members. We should do something about that."
Coast Guard: "Say no more, fam. Those are no longer hate symbols. Problem solved."
newrepublic.com/post/203458/...
Coast Guard: "Say no more, fam. Those are no longer hate symbols. Problem solved."
newrepublic.com/post/203458/...
Mike Johnson is already not aware this happened & so can’t comment.
"When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'"
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Mike Johnson is already not aware this happened & so can’t comment.
🤬 Doing everything they can to diminish the accomplishments of women. Not to mention everyone else who isn’t a white cisgender man.
Pete Hegseth is accused of ensuring that a decorated officer did not become the first woman in a Naval Special Warfare command to oversee Navy SEALS.
www.jezebel.com/female-navy-...
www.jezebel.com/female-navy-...
Female Navy Captain's Historic Promotion Inexplicably Blocked by ~Someone~ at the Pentagon
Pete Hegseth is accused of ensuring that a decorated officer did not become the first woman in a Naval Special Warfare command to oversee Navy SEALS.
www.jezebel.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
🤬 Doing everything they can to diminish the accomplishments of women. Not to mention everyone else who isn’t a white cisgender man.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
Wait, THAT’S REAL?!?!?
…Why Is There a “The Oval Office” Sign Outside The Oval Office? www.splinter.com/why-is-there...
…Why Is There a “The Oval Office” Sign Outside The Oval Office?
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
www.splinter.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Wait, THAT’S REAL?!?!?
Some good news today. Congratulations NY! Just made it home after shelter in place reduced to 1 mile of airport. Now we’ll see what happens to my flight out tomorrow. Already pushed back 6 hrs.
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Some good news today. Congratulations NY! Just made it home after shelter in place reduced to 1 mile of airport. Now we’ll see what happens to my flight out tomorrow. Already pushed back 6 hrs.
Wow. I’ve been counting on Teen Vogue for honest political reporting - not something I thought I’d ever be saying. This is disheartening.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Wow. I’ve been counting on Teen Vogue for honest political reporting - not something I thought I’d ever be saying. This is disheartening.
I watched a whole episode of Robin Hood & Sean Bean is still alive. I’m so confused.
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I watched a whole episode of Robin Hood & Sean Bean is still alive. I’m so confused.
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
My house, my rules. If you say “Trick or Treat” or even just hold out your bag, you get candy. I don’t care how old you are. I don’t care what your costume is or isn’t. I’m not policing a holiday that’s about kids.
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My house, my rules. If you say “Trick or Treat” or even just hold out your bag, you get candy. I don’t care how old you are. I don’t care what your costume is or isn’t. I’m not policing a holiday that’s about kids.
Sometimes your Yas Queen lip balm looks a little too much like your glue stick. Almost wound up with Kinky Caramel, coffee scented, eyebrows! Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sometimes your Yas Queen lip balm looks a little too much like your glue stick. Almost wound up with Kinky Caramel, coffee scented, eyebrows! Happy Halloween!
I can’t even begin to list the women who I’ve called Auntie & Tia, despite my parents having no female siblings for me to say that to. And the list of kids who call me Auntie includes many women I went to high school with. Is this supposed to be a scandal?
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I can’t even begin to list the women who I’ve called Auntie & Tia, despite my parents having no female siblings for me to say that to. And the list of kids who call me Auntie includes many women I went to high school with. Is this supposed to be a scandal?
Wait, what?! He speaks Spanish too?
Juntos vamos a construir la ciudad que merecemos!
Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉
Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Wait, what?! He speaks Spanish too?
Every time I see an interview with her, I love her more. Sing it, sister!
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Every time I see an interview with her, I love her more. Sing it, sister!