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all my opinions are objectively correct, they/them
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
doordash vs cooking debate on twitter has convinced me that most ppl who don’t cook for themselves regularly have completely incomprehensible attitudes abt cooking & ingredients & need to be put in some kind of food reeducation camp
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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exactly. this is not difficult.

as.ft.com/r/58ed1b23-d...
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
every baby’s first class consciousness post reads something like:
“guys, its not left vs. right!!! it’s *describes the political viewpoint of the left in opposition to the viewpoint of the right*!!!”
February 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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quite frankly i think the time where they're both actively voting to fund and support the death squads is not the time to make this argument
the two choices in American politics are "yeah they're not exactly where I am on a lot of issues but there's also lots of overlap of my views"

and

"they are stabbing me in the balls with knitting needles right now"

and too many people say "this is the same"
January 25, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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Guys nothing personal but if you rub your a.i. generated anti-ICE, anti-Trump memes in my face I gotta unfollow and mute you and also you’re dead to me.

It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
reading 90s Etrigan the Demon & couldn’t figure out why this character felt kinda familiar until I got to this panel & then it hit me
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Oh he's about to get outed for trying to "marry" a 12 year old, right?
January 16, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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the people who publicly ask a robot to put a kid in a bikini are sick, and so are all the people using AI to do it in private, and i'm guessing the second group vastly outnumbers the first group. these tools need limiters.
January 11, 2026 at 12:25 PM
love to see a bunch of the bigger liberal accounts just openly spreading the homophobic lie from Renee’s son’s grandfather that her son is orphaned now & “there’s nobody else in his life” despite the fact that Renee’s wife was literally in the car with her when it happened
January 8, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I have an idea
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
better training is not gonna stop the gestapo from murdering whoever the fuck they please because that’s actively what they’re being trained to do
ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
January 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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We’ve graduated from “abolish ICE is the moderate position” to “Nuremberg trials for the Trump regime and its Gestapo is the moderate position.”
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes.
MPR News is live right now bringing you updates on this. mprnews.org/listen
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Some people need to be struck in public repeatedly until they just stop talking altogether
January 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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hacking the US or leaking inside info may be scary, but you know what's even scarier? war

do the right thing. use ur skills, use ur knowledge.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.

polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
yeah I mean I don’t think that guy was right about literally anything else he said there but if you live in the global north you straight up don’t get to say you’ve never exploited anyone bc basically everything in your life is subsidized by the exploitation of the global south
Everyone is trying to dunk on this person but following the thread he is 100% correct. We use the existence of greater evils to ignore our own complicity.

This thread feels like the everyone surrounded by piss laughing at the guy in clean water.
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Everyone is trying to dunk on this person but following the thread he is 100% correct. We use the existence of greater evils to ignore our own complicity.

This thread feels like the everyone surrounded by piss laughing at the guy in clean water.
December 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM