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@mjhvincent.bsky.social
Water professional and environmental scientist. Badass science crone. Sometimes nearly Supermom. Black Lives Matter. she/her
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1. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…
2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…
out of curiosity, could you give us your top 5 most important issues/causes/concerns that you want a candidate to focus on?
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
1. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…
2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…
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gonna go put a few of these up. printable size here: drive.google.com/file/d/1qO2u...
January 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
gonna go put a few of these up. printable size here: drive.google.com/file/d/1qO2u...
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OH NO! DISASTER! ILLINOIS STATE!
Montana State comes up with a block on a the field goal attempt.
Montana State comes up with a block on a the field goal attempt.
January 6, 2026 at 3:41 AM
OH NO! DISASTER! ILLINOIS STATE!
Montana State comes up with a block on a the field goal attempt.
Montana State comes up with a block on a the field goal attempt.
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BlueSky is a football school
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
BlueSky is a football school
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FCS Natty going to OT after:
- Illinois State came back from down 14
- Illinois State had the go-ahead FG blocked
- Montana State QB took a sack with 1 TO left in FG range to win it
- Montana State’s center snapped the ball before the QB was ready forcing them to punt on 4th and 28 (!!)
- Illinois State came back from down 14
- Illinois State had the go-ahead FG blocked
- Montana State QB took a sack with 1 TO left in FG range to win it
- Montana State’s center snapped the ball before the QB was ready forcing them to punt on 4th and 28 (!!)
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
FCS Natty going to OT after:
- Illinois State came back from down 14
- Illinois State had the go-ahead FG blocked
- Montana State QB took a sack with 1 TO left in FG range to win it
- Montana State’s center snapped the ball before the QB was ready forcing them to punt on 4th and 28 (!!)
- Illinois State came back from down 14
- Illinois State had the go-ahead FG blocked
- Montana State QB took a sack with 1 TO left in FG range to win it
- Montana State’s center snapped the ball before the QB was ready forcing them to punt on 4th and 28 (!!)
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TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOUCH DOWN
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOUCH DOWN
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this thread makes me crylaugh every time i run across it and read it again. please, treat yourself.
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
this thread makes me crylaugh every time i run across it and read it again. please, treat yourself.
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Trinidad Chambliss:
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Trinidad Chambliss:
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How is it possible that the best college quarterback from the state of Michigan is not the five-star Dante Moore, Bryce Underwood, or CJ Carr, but Grand Rapids own Trinidad Chambliss!
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
How is it possible that the best college quarterback from the state of Michigan is not the five-star Dante Moore, Bryce Underwood, or CJ Carr, but Grand Rapids own Trinidad Chambliss!
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OSU, Bama and Georgia getting bounced in one 24-hour stretch would be a haters' straight flush
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
OSU, Bama and Georgia getting bounced in one 24-hour stretch would be a haters' straight flush
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Absolute banger of a Sugar Bowl.
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Absolute banger of a Sugar Bowl.
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We’re about to have four different kinds of hilarious possible champions, I don’t hate this at ALL
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
We’re about to have four different kinds of hilarious possible champions, I don’t hate this at ALL
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Obviously they were just a punk who never took advice
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Obviously they were just a punk who never took advice
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"he hacked us with a CLAM?"
Invasive quagga mussels are killing off lake ecosystems in the US and Europe, and are now in Northern Ireland.
Yet every time invasives are mentioned, someone says "But it's all just nature."
They're *wrong*: invasive species are one of the worst HUMAN impacts.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Yet every time invasives are mentioned, someone says "But it's all just nature."
They're *wrong*: invasive species are one of the worst HUMAN impacts.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
‘It’s an open invasion’: how millions of quagga mussels changed Lake Geneva for ever
The molluscs are decimating food chains in Switzerland, have devastated the Great Lakes in the US, and this week were spotted in Northern Ireland for the first time
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"he hacked us with a CLAM?"
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"In 2029 we will audit all funds related to the Trump Card, and seize 100% of the assets of all profiteers, their organizations, and any attempt to distribute assets to their heirs."
trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"In 2029 we will audit all funds related to the Trump Card, and seize 100% of the assets of all profiteers, their organizations, and any attempt to distribute assets to their heirs."
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replacing ‘male loneliness epidemic’ with ‘male maturity epidemic’ never misses
17k dudes who are not emotionally mature enough to be in the workforce
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
replacing ‘male loneliness epidemic’ with ‘male maturity epidemic’ never misses
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Whenever there’s a game at Montana State.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Whenever there’s a game at Montana State.
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If you've ever played Mastermind this is maybe the best thing on @mcsweeneys.net this year. Every line is spot on. Also, I might have PTSD from every time I ever lost at this game.
"Smug is the emotional tone of Mastermind. I want the buyer to feel judged by the box. Like the box is already disappointed in them. If you don’t want smug, don’t name the game Mastermind. This isn’t fucking checkers. This is a duel in a seminar room at Davos."
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
buff.ly
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you've ever played Mastermind this is maybe the best thing on @mcsweeneys.net this year. Every line is spot on. Also, I might have PTSD from every time I ever lost at this game.
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Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
Alt: thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
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I hereby declare this to be a new tradition. Moving forward, OSU must always lose their last game before bowl season by a score of 13-10. It's only right.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I hereby declare this to be a new tradition. Moving forward, OSU must always lose their last game before bowl season by a score of 13-10. It's only right.
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