mitch
@mitch679.bsky.social
They/them, genderqueer, comp sci and biochemistry major, I love Splatoon and make mashup music!
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💚💚 HAPPY MARIE DAY!!!! 💚💚
《 #Splatoon #Splatoonart #MarieSplatoon #Marie #MarieDay #Mar13 #Mar13Day 》
《 #Splatoon #Splatoonart #MarieSplatoon #Marie #MarieDay #Mar13 #Mar13Day 》
March 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
💚💚 HAPPY MARIE DAY!!!! 💚💚
《 #Splatoon #Splatoonart #MarieSplatoon #Marie #MarieDay #Mar13 #Mar13Day 》
《 #Splatoon #Splatoonart #MarieSplatoon #Marie #MarieDay #Mar13 #Mar13Day 》
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March 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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basically the hitler particle count got too high so the website shot itself
March 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
basically the hitler particle count got too high so the website shot itself
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i’m sorry i put salmon in your backpack when you went hiking. But how was i, the sole beneficiary of your estate, to know bears like fish?
March 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
i’m sorry i put salmon in your backpack when you went hiking. But how was i, the sole beneficiary of your estate, to know bears like fish?
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i'm too old for extreme sports i get my adrenaline fix by crashing funerals & heckling the priest during the eulogy
March 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i'm too old for extreme sports i get my adrenaline fix by crashing funerals & heckling the priest during the eulogy
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[first day as a server]
Customer: do you have wings?
Me: *flaps elbows* no just regular arms
Customer: do you have wings?
Me: *flaps elbows* no just regular arms
March 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
[first day as a server]
Customer: do you have wings?
Me: *flaps elbows* no just regular arms
Customer: do you have wings?
Me: *flaps elbows* no just regular arms
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📢 App Version 1.99 is rolling out now (1/5)
With every update, we’re aiming to make the Internet less toxic, more fun, and more in your control.
• 3 minute videos!
• A separate request inbox for DMs from unknown users
• Mute accounts more quickly
With every update, we’re aiming to make the Internet less toxic, more fun, and more in your control.
• 3 minute videos!
• A separate request inbox for DMs from unknown users
• Mute accounts more quickly
March 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
📢 App Version 1.99 is rolling out now (1/5)
With every update, we’re aiming to make the Internet less toxic, more fun, and more in your control.
• 3 minute videos!
• A separate request inbox for DMs from unknown users
• Mute accounts more quickly
With every update, we’re aiming to make the Internet less toxic, more fun, and more in your control.
• 3 minute videos!
• A separate request inbox for DMs from unknown users
• Mute accounts more quickly
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Quote posting a quote post of a quote post of my post.
March 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Quote posting a quote post of a quote post of my post.
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Honestly putting out fire with gasoline sounds like a pretty good plan right now.
March 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Honestly putting out fire with gasoline sounds like a pretty good plan right now.
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As the U.S. Government endeavors to make tuberculosis great again, please consider preordering a signed copy of my book about our deadliest infection, its long history, and why in the 75 years since TB became curable, we've allowed over 150,000,000 people to die of the disease. everythingistb.com
March 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
As the U.S. Government endeavors to make tuberculosis great again, please consider preordering a signed copy of my book about our deadliest infection, its long history, and why in the 75 years since TB became curable, we've allowed over 150,000,000 people to die of the disease. everythingistb.com
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When I first heard the term hang gliding I thought the Americans had invented something even more theatrical than the electric chair.
March 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
When I first heard the term hang gliding I thought the Americans had invented something even more theatrical than the electric chair.
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October 21, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Due to woke I shit my pants
January 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Due to woke I shit my pants
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Due to woke, a variety of strong beasts have escaped the cage.
January 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Due to woke, a variety of strong beasts have escaped the cage.
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Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
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There is no such thing as a pet crow, you either have a crow who is your friend or a crow who is your enemy
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There is no such thing as a pet crow, you either have a crow who is your friend or a crow who is your enemy
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"free country" you just don't have the right to peaceably assemble
On the scene of the Amazon strike in Maspeth, the NYPD is trying to break the picket, engaging in arrests of union members and engaging in physical confrontations with workers and their supporters.
December 19, 2024 at 8:35 PM
"free country" you just don't have the right to peaceably assemble
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your god can’t save you now
December 20, 2024 at 1:59 PM
your god can’t save you now