missy nurmi
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missy nurmi
@missynurmi.bsky.social
· Nov 23
The wet spot has a different definition in snowy climes. #alaskasky
January 19, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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I will admit the high price of groceries is really hitting me right now because I’M BUYING GROCERIES TO DELIVER TO MY NEIGHBORS WHO CAN’T LEAVE THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT HAS SENT AN OCCUPYING FORCE OF FUCKSTICKS TO MY CITY.
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I will admit the high price of groceries is really hitting me right now because I’M BUYING GROCERIES TO DELIVER TO MY NEIGHBORS WHO CAN’T LEAVE THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT HAS SENT AN OCCUPYING FORCE OF FUCKSTICKS TO MY CITY.
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No. We don’t need to “modify ICE training.” We need to close DHS. Dismantle it. It’s an outdated expensive bureaucracy that’s been usurped by violent white supremacists. Shut it down.
January 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
No. We don’t need to “modify ICE training.” We need to close DHS. Dismantle it. It’s an outdated expensive bureaucracy that’s been usurped by violent white supremacists. Shut it down.
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I normally don't break my schedule for newsletters because breaking news isn't my thing. But things are escalating quickly, so I made an exception. Please read and share these remarks from @governorwalz.mn.gov. www.altrightdelete.news/p/you-need-t...
You Need to Watch Governor Walz’s Remarks
Things are escalating quickly. Here’s what you need to know.
www.altrightdelete.news
January 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I normally don't break my schedule for newsletters because breaking news isn't my thing. But things are escalating quickly, so I made an exception. Please read and share these remarks from @governorwalz.mn.gov. www.altrightdelete.news/p/you-need-t...
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Let’s talk about abolishing ICE.
Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.”
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Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.”
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January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Let’s talk about abolishing ICE.
Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.”
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Very few people who say “abolish ICE” mean “abandon all immigration enforcement.” Rather, they mean “the structure of immigration enforcement is irretrievably broken and needs to be reorganized, just like we did 23 years ago when we created ICE.”
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He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures …
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us …
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States.
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us …
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States.
The thing that really makes Minneapolis different, other than the fact that they straight up murdered someone, is that they've dropped all pretense that this is just about immigration. The state has declared war on its own people, or at least those people who live in cities.
January 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures …
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us …
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States.
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us …
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States.
Blackbird, Paul
While My Guitar Gently Weeps, George
Act Naturally, Ringo
In My Life, John
While My Guitar Gently Weeps, George
Act Naturally, Ringo
In My Life, John
Oh hell. Let's do one for each of the Beatles
"And I Love Her" by Paul McCartney
"Octopus' Garden" by Ringo Starr (I grew up loving it when @raffic.bsky.social sang it)
"Here Comes the Sun" by George Harrison
"A Day in the Life" by John Lennon
"And I Love Her" by Paul McCartney
"Octopus' Garden" by Ringo Starr (I grew up loving it when @raffic.bsky.social sang it)
"Here Comes the Sun" by George Harrison
"A Day in the Life" by John Lennon
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Blackbird, Paul
While My Guitar Gently Weeps, George
Act Naturally, Ringo
In My Life, John
While My Guitar Gently Weeps, George
Act Naturally, Ringo
In My Life, John
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the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
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Can I ask a favor? Will you be a founding donor to my campaign for U.S. Senate?
We have a short runway to build the momentum needed to win this race and fix this broken system. What we raise today will have the most impact on our success down the road. Link below. Thank you!
We have a short runway to build the momentum needed to win this race and fix this broken system. What we raise today will have the most impact on our success down the road. Link below. Thank you!
January 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Can I ask a favor? Will you be a founding donor to my campaign for U.S. Senate?
We have a short runway to build the momentum needed to win this race and fix this broken system. What we raise today will have the most impact on our success down the road. Link below. Thank you!
We have a short runway to build the momentum needed to win this race and fix this broken system. What we raise today will have the most impact on our success down the road. Link below. Thank you!
Drunk people on TV *shhhushing is never not funny.
a man and woman are talking and the woman is saying shh
Alt: a man and woman are talking and one is saying shh
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Drunk people on TV *shhhushing is never not funny.
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Anyone who isn’t furious is not to be trusted
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Anyone who isn’t furious is not to be trusted
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This is not a SCIF, it's a blanket fort
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This is not a SCIF, it's a blanket fort
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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I am so fucking tired of being governed by these sadistic freaks
![Katie Miller
SOON
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January 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I am so fucking tired of being governed by these sadistic freaks
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The FIFA Peace Prize Winner has now bombed:
•Iran
•Iraq
•Nigeria
•Somalia
•Syria
•Venezuela
•Yemen
•Armed Netanyahu to bomb Palestine, Iran, Syria, Lebanon.
This is the “pro peace” President. Alas, I remember when the FIFA Peace prize meant something.
•Iran
•Iraq
•Nigeria
•Somalia
•Syria
•Venezuela
•Yemen
•Armed Netanyahu to bomb Palestine, Iran, Syria, Lebanon.
This is the “pro peace” President. Alas, I remember when the FIFA Peace prize meant something.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The FIFA Peace Prize Winner has now bombed:
•Iran
•Iraq
•Nigeria
•Somalia
•Syria
•Venezuela
•Yemen
•Armed Netanyahu to bomb Palestine, Iran, Syria, Lebanon.
This is the “pro peace” President. Alas, I remember when the FIFA Peace prize meant something.
•Iran
•Iraq
•Nigeria
•Somalia
•Syria
•Venezuela
•Yemen
•Armed Netanyahu to bomb Palestine, Iran, Syria, Lebanon.
This is the “pro peace” President. Alas, I remember when the FIFA Peace prize meant something.
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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Well, 2026, you made it two days before there was a constitutional crisis.
January 3, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Well, 2026, you made it two days before there was a constitutional crisis.
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Grok issued an apology; however an air fryer and a Maytag top-load washer close to the situation have told us he was lying.
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Grok issued an apology; however an air fryer and a Maytag top-load washer close to the situation have told us he was lying.
It's break and below zero, and I have only put on *leave the house pants twice. I'm doing it right.
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It's break and below zero, and I have only put on *leave the house pants twice. I'm doing it right.
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According to the new rules, if you and a few friends go to a defense contractor’s testing facility and you say “where are the missiles” and they don’t let you in then all federal funds for defense contractors will be frozen
January 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
According to the new rules, if you and a few friends go to a defense contractor’s testing facility and you say “where are the missiles” and they don’t let you in then all federal funds for defense contractors will be frozen
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I know nobody likes notes but I think there probably is a way to make this point without granting the premise of the pending criminal charges against you
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I know nobody likes notes but I think there probably is a way to make this point without granting the premise of the pending criminal charges against you
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Shout it from the mountain tops, for as long as this nation still exists.
The truth matters.
The truth matters.
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Shout it from the mountain tops, for as long as this nation still exists.
The truth matters.
The truth matters.
I almost ran over Barry Manillow. Still can see the horror on his face.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I almost ran over Barry Manillow. Still can see the horror on his face.
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A dramatic reading of the Christmas message from the President of the United States of America via Truth Social
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A dramatic reading of the Christmas message from the President of the United States of America via Truth Social