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Mike P
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Hey, I get bored and post stuff. Just trying to keep things fun here.
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The lesson of Merrick Garland, Fani Willis, and Chuck Schumer is you just have to have people in positions of authority that are effective.
".. He even argued that 'reasonable minds could differ' as to how to interpret the .. call between Mr. Trump and Brad Raffensperger ..

But "Mr. Raffensperger, in his 2021 book .. was unequivocal .. 'The president was asking me to do something that I knew was wrong.'"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Judge Dismisses Georgia Election Interference Case Against Trump
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Finally, Battletoads the way it was meant to be played: with save states

(The other games are all absolute top-flight stuff, legit "happy holidays" fare)
Nintendo added more games to Switch Online!

NES:
- Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
- BATTLETOADS

Game Boy:
- Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
- BIONIC COMMANDO
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Everton had a man sent off for slapping his teammate in the face and are currently (correctly) being described on the postgame show as magnificent.

God I love this sport.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I never thought I would see a red card for trying to fight your own teammate in 2025. I thought that was a thing only Newcastle did 20 years ago
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Nimmo is a 10 percent above league average bat, absolutely imploding athleticism and decline markers, can barely play a corner outfield spot at this point, entering his age-33 season with five years left that the current FO didn’t sign. Getting “less bad contract that fits better” is a huge win
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I liked Brandon Nimmo (the player, not the person) and then just as the last GM gave him a huge deal was when he declined rapidly. Glad he can suck in Texas for the next 5 years instead of with the Mets
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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You’ve heard of the Madden Curse and the SI cover jinx

Get ready for the Hallmark Holiday Movie Curse
Words cannot express my love of the entire concept or the Bespoke Sports Team-Specific Hallmark Christmas Movie, one of the most American things that could ever exist
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A Hofstra sports team winning a revenge game!!!
Defending champion Vermont, the top seed, upset at home by Hofstra in second round of NCAA men's tournament, 3-2.
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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This is simultaneously one of the best passing plays a WR has ever made and one of the best catches a QB has ever made
An absolutely unbelievable TD from Jameis Winston and that Lions defender is catching hell in film study this week
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Trump after 30 minutes with Zohran
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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this post is still up as of 6 pm
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Amazing that Trump can say this but fucking Chuck Schumer can't
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?

TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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"Coming this fall on ABC, a hit new show from Chuck Lorre, Two Men From Queens"
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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this one is barely intelligible due to me deciding not to include a verb. I AM A PROFESSIONAL WRITER GUY.

*ahem*

Hello, yes, I am here to confirm that "Bewitching Eyes" from Hades II (the second song that Scylla and the Syrens sing, after you've beaten them a few times) is, indeed, a banger
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Good job, good effort DoPS
No further discipline is expected to come Rantanen's way for boarding Romanov.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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An underrated part of our misinformation problem: It's not just that we're awash in deliberate propaganda from ideologues and hacks. Huge, huge numbers of people are primarily getting their political news from morons. They're not deliberately lying; they just pull stuff out of their ass on stream.
There are nearly 40,000 people watching Asmongold stream about the Epstein files vote right now.

Wild reading chatters ask him questions like how long it will take to see all the files... and he pulls "6 months" out of nowhere... just bonkers stuff.
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I would like to say something: American canto is the stupidest fucking name for a book about a reporter sleeping with a guy who looks and sounds like wile e coyote after he gets run over by an 18 wheeler
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Homestar Playing Cards and lotsa other great new crap from @fangamer.com! Check it all out here: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
#Isles playing the hits* tonight

*having the opposing team's backup goalie play like Dominik Hasek re-incarnated
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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🚨 NEW VIDEO ALERT🚨

Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025!

For the past few years I've been running through launch titles, but it's time for a new adventure. Now, I'll be subjecting myself to the 10 WORST games on each platform.

youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4

(Please spam that YouTube hype!)
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I try to not let BBWAA voting bother me anymore, but Kyle Schwarber finishing 2nd in NL MVP voting is truly baffling. He wasn't even the 2nd most valuable Phillie!
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM