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Michael J. Gleason
@michaeljgleasonwriter.com
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I'm a bookseller (also writer & former internet reviewer), but probably not the one you were expecting
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Formerly found on RT Gomer Productions & Manic Expression (He/Him)
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michaeljgleasonwriter.com
May his memory be a blessing. A prolific career but to me he'll always be Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
youtu.be/A4AjQ7eprN4?...
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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animenewsnetwork.com
RIP voice actor Jim Ward
Voice Actor Jim Ward Dies at 66
Ward played Qwark in Ratchet and Clank, Jack Krauser in Resident Evil 4
www.animenewsnetwork.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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vornietom.bsky.social
As a former archaeologist I can explain this: the Greeks loved cocaine
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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corinneblalock.bsky.social
tfw you’ve had a spectacularly bad week and your brother goes to get you a Fudgie The Whale™️ to cheer you up but they don’t have any.

it’s the thought/concept that counts
a square ice cream cake that just says “I am a whale”
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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thatretro.bsky.social
RIP Jeff Garcia
Sheen from Jimmy Neutron Pip from Barnyard Jesús Cristo from Clone High
December 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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jaunty.art
paywall
I’ve added a newspaper paywall to the Old Man Yells At Cloud Grandpa Simpson meme. I know it doesn’t make sense for print media.
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
This is why I have been and will continue to remain a staunch Jimmy Fallon hater.
elivalley.bsky.social Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 2d
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
@guntoucher.bsky.social CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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linkara.bsky.social
I had like 45,000 followers on Twitter (assuming most of them aren't bots). And a lot of them seemingly have not noticed that I haven't posted a single damn thing on there since February. That's how disconnected that audience is from anything going on with me.
jasperrolls.bsky.social Jasper Rolls 💧 aqua @jasperrolls.bsky.social · 3d
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
michaeljgleasonwriter.com
Tell me you don't know the history of theme parks without telling me you don't know the history of theme parks.

Thank goodness the Kennywood Garfield dark ride isn't around anymore cause I think it'd give this woman an aneurysm.
cait.bsky.social cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 4d
anybody else sick of seeing these WHORES at disney world???? these women of low merit?? hello??
Disney World Junkies Patricia Houser • 1h • li ... Maybe its just me, but I don't appreciate when I see young women walking around WDW dressed provocatively. I get they're wanting to have fun and enjoy the magic, just as we all are, but Walt's dream was for families to go and enjoy, not for women to barely wear anything for a cute pic to post on their social media accounts. I want to enjoy the day without having to be surrounded by woman of low merit revealing their bodies for all to see. Am I not being hyper-sensitive or do some agree?
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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katelynburns.com
One of my classics
queenoliviaiii.com Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 4d
Happy Christian Pride Month ⛪️
Screenshot of a tweet from Katelyn Burns replying to Keri Smith. Keri’s tweet sarcastically describes a hypothetical “Christian pride month” with widespread displays of Christian flags, prioritized Christian programming, official city council recognition, and parades. Katelyn’s quote tweet above reads, “She just described December,” pointing out that these things already occur during the Christmas season.
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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niedermeyer.online
really enjoying Elon Musk's pivot to "Simone Giertz, only burning billions of dollars every year"
jjvincent.bsky.social James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 4d
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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swoonganz.medsky.social
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
A white long-haired cat sitting proudly in a litterbox that looks like a space shuttle.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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sschwinghamer.bsky.social
Reading books can help people write clear, concise headlines.
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
Tweet by Jason @longwall26 My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can't I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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jeanniemarschall.bsky.social
The best corners of the world and web are narrated, with whimsy and kindness, by one voice--
draconym on Tumblr posted: Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf. The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà-- (paper towel roll falls on my face) Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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junlper.beer
this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
2 panel comic Panel 1: Massively aggressive cop fly kicks a door down while screaming “Bluesky PD” Panel 2: Cop then points gun directly at the reader and hisses “We received reports you were having fun for a second”
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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delilahdaggercomix.bsky.social
It's a snow and wind storm today.
Spud does not approve.
Panel 1: the panel is shaded with warm colours, A dog and a person stand infront of a door and the dog says "sister! I wish to go outside." Panel 2: the door is opened, the outside is cool and blue, while the inside is warm coloured. There is wind blowing the person's hair back and the dogs ears and jowels back. Panel 3: , back to full warm shading, the dog and person are back indoors as the dog prances away looking back at her. "Sister, it is cold, do a couch wiggle instead." Panel 4: the beagle is upside down on the couch wiggling.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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jphillll.bsky.social
The onion just prints the news now
Onion headline: just six corporations remain
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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faerywhimsy.bsky.social
If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
Tumblr post screen capture by nocryptographer about how to tell AI slop from a story that was created by a human being.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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atherton.bsky.social
tis the season
[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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monodi.bsky.social
crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story "TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS" Rated E for Everyone get N or get out 12.21.1997 www.yoshi64.com"
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM