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Molly
@mhuzzell.bsky.social
PhD student in Evolution, studying lizards. Former AK Press worker. Still an anarchist.
@mhuzzell on twitter (inactive) and mastodon.social
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I'd meant to make a new fieldwork thread like this one for 2025, but instead we've gone and made a whole account for it: @teamlizard.bsky.social -- follow for cute lizard pictures &c.
Reposting my recent fieldwork thread from Twitter so as to have Content. Posts/images from July. Incoming: lizards, science, beautiful Alpine vistas 🧵
Opened @zotero.org to find a flag saying that a paper in my database has been retracted. The listing was automatically updated with a link to the retraction notice. Very cool function!
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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A probability matrix is not conscious. For fucks sake.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Contemplating the eternal mystery of why buses, lorries, coaches, etc. will put caution signs "for cyclists" on their back left corners, but waaaaayyy above a cyclist's eyeline. Have they never seen a bicycle?
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Labour is actively wasting our money for the sole purpose of being cruel to people who have done nothing wrong
Labour's anti-asylum policies are already fundamentally inhumane and discriminatory. Applying them retrospectively is pure cruelty though. It serves absolutely no purpose. Meanwhile it will increase the costs and bureaucracy of an already dysfunctional Home Office.
www.thetimes.com/article/6f83...
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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“The boxed materials aren’t Molotov cocktails, pipe bombs, or whatever MAGA officials claim ‘Antifa’ uses to wage its imaginary war on America. As prosecutors laid out in the July criminal complaint that led to the indictment, they were zines and pamphlets.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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fellas is it a conspiracy to remember events that happened
Because a lot of leftists/progressives have pseudo conspiratorial models of reality where they think the only reason Americans live in suburbs is bc GM tore up the streetcar lines in LA etc.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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if you ask me to scan a qr code while i am trying to give you money i will cancel my sale julia roberts pretty woman style.
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
US residents, you *need* to get this pin for any bi birders in your life.
Good news: When my book The Birding Dictionary came out, we offered pins for the first folks who ordered, and we've found a new stash. We have pins for the first 50 people who submit a receipt! (Until 12/19 or while supplies last. US residents only.) www.hachettebookgroup.com/landing-page...
The Birding Dictionary Preorder Campaign
The Birding Dictionary The first 50 customers to submit their receipt will receive an exclusive pin featuring Rosemary Mosco’s charming illustrations! Submit your receipt and receive a…
www.hachettebookgroup.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Ice melts in the South
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Yes, it absolutely does. I’m in Raleigh, where they were for one day this week before pulling out. There was a network of people who followed and reported them. They were clearly irritated because the attention interfered with them doing their jobs.
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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ha ha. OKAY ACTINARIANOLOGISTS what is the ANGRIEST SEA ANEMONE!
@echinoblog.bsky.social weird request, but please can you tell us the angriest-looking sea anemone?🙏 (If pics, with alt text.)
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Counterpoint: Worf's personality in a lot of TNG episodes was just him saying, "We should do violence," so Picard could say, "We shall do nonviolence!" In DS9, Worf was thoughtful (his spiel about legends lives rent free), hilarious, found true love, and shaped the course of the Klingon empire.
Hot take: Worf (the character, not Michael Dorn) was not needed on Deep Soace Nine. He doesn't add enough to the show to justify him being there.

I get the historical reason why he was added, but it wasn't the right creative choice. #treksky
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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By getting comfortable around humans (hello, garbage buffet), city raccoons may be on the path toward domestication … and community science helped prove it. 🦝
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I'll be donating to help free Operation Midway Blitz detainees, and I hope some of you can join me. We tried like hell to prevent as many detentions as we could in Chicago. This is another opportunity to help our neighbors remain in our communities where they belong.
Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
www.mibfc.org
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Frozen hot chocolate" makes about as much sense as going inside a boycotted store to cross a café picket line.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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thinking about this quote from David Graeber’s Utopia of Rules and thankful for reporting like this
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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THREAD.

The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.

1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Man, *if only* this Labour party were Tory Lite. Instead they're just doing the dril tweet while freezing pensioners and still failing to fund social services. That's not 'lite'.
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Congratulations to Labour who have won the coveted Tommy Robinson endorsement. Excited for sensibles to explain to me why I have to vote for the people enacting actual fascist policy.
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM