Melanie Highlander
@mellieface47.bsky.social
Polyamorous 30-something year old who leans into her queerness and healing her inner child. 💗✌🏻
Reposted by Melanie Highlander
War On Christmas? Seriously? Christmas cards, Christmas trees, Christmas gifts, Christmas music, Christmas lights, Christmas decorations, Christmas vacations, Christmas bonuses, Christmas parties, Christmas TV specials, Christmas dinner, Christmas cookies, Christmas movies. October to January /1
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
War On Christmas? Seriously? Christmas cards, Christmas trees, Christmas gifts, Christmas music, Christmas lights, Christmas decorations, Christmas vacations, Christmas bonuses, Christmas parties, Christmas TV specials, Christmas dinner, Christmas cookies, Christmas movies. October to January /1
Reposted by Melanie Highlander
ME: idk maybe it’s not such a big deal
FRIEND: you mean the thing you cried about for a week straight that’s now run its course all by itself and is no longer an issue in any way at all?
ME: yeah
FRIEND: you mean the thing you cried about for a week straight that’s now run its course all by itself and is no longer an issue in any way at all?
ME: yeah
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
ME: idk maybe it’s not such a big deal
FRIEND: you mean the thing you cried about for a week straight that’s now run its course all by itself and is no longer an issue in any way at all?
ME: yeah
FRIEND: you mean the thing you cried about for a week straight that’s now run its course all by itself and is no longer an issue in any way at all?
ME: yeah
Two-word love story:
Communicative polyamory
Communicative polyamory
Two-word love story:
candle warmer
candle warmer
Two-word love story:
zombie slippers
zombie slippers
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Two-word love story:
Communicative polyamory
Communicative polyamory
Reposted by Melanie Highlander
For the love of God
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For the love of God
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
Reposted by Melanie Highlander
but then there’s you
and the whole world
falling away
until there’s just you
-me to my coffee
and the whole world
falling away
until there’s just you
-me to my coffee
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
but then there’s you
and the whole world
falling away
until there’s just you
-me to my coffee
and the whole world
falling away
until there’s just you
-me to my coffee
Reposted by Melanie Highlander
If I'm not supposed to eat the handcrafted soaps, stop making them look delicious
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If I'm not supposed to eat the handcrafted soaps, stop making them look delicious
I hate when I have to 💩 during my work break. How dare my body betray me like this.
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I hate when I have to 💩 during my work break. How dare my body betray me like this.
Reposted by Melanie Highlander
Witchy Dommes seem fun.
"Yes pet, put on the collar. It is cursed with the spell of infinite obedience and lust."
"Yes pet, put on the collar. It is cursed with the spell of infinite obedience and lust."
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Witchy Dommes seem fun.
"Yes pet, put on the collar. It is cursed with the spell of infinite obedience and lust."
"Yes pet, put on the collar. It is cursed with the spell of infinite obedience and lust."
I learned something handy today- if you are someone who likes to have a glass of wine at night or smoke before bed, and you’re entering a nursing facility, get advanced care directives in writing that state that you are to have substances in your room. #TheMoreYouKnow
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I learned something handy today- if you are someone who likes to have a glass of wine at night or smoke before bed, and you’re entering a nursing facility, get advanced care directives in writing that state that you are to have substances in your room. #TheMoreYouKnow
Lawsuit alleges Campbell's VP called products food for 'poor people'
YouTube video by NBC News
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A message to all video game developers:
Let 👏
Me 👏
Pet 👏
The 👏
Dogs 👏
Let 👏
Me 👏
Pet 👏
The 👏
Dogs 👏
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
A message to all video game developers:
Let 👏
Me 👏
Pet 👏
The 👏
Dogs 👏
Let 👏
Me 👏
Pet 👏
The 👏
Dogs 👏
I would like to report, that after roughly an hour and a half, I retreaded a zipper on a pair of Lane Bryant dress pants. It took entirely too long to figure out all of the stitches and layers to snip through but I did it and then sewed it back shut. Huzzah. Working pants again!
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I would like to report, that after roughly an hour and a half, I retreaded a zipper on a pair of Lane Bryant dress pants. It took entirely too long to figure out all of the stitches and layers to snip through but I did it and then sewed it back shut. Huzzah. Working pants again!
If you feel the need to regulate and control everyone around you, maybe don’t engage in public spaces. It’s one thing to practice mindfulness of others, and a completely different thing to try and tell people how they should be participating in the world. Boomers, I swear. 🙄
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If you feel the need to regulate and control everyone around you, maybe don’t engage in public spaces. It’s one thing to practice mindfulness of others, and a completely different thing to try and tell people how they should be participating in the world. Boomers, I swear. 🙄
I AM DONE WITH A TOXIC JOB. QUEUE THE FREE FALLING CHORUS.
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I AM DONE WITH A TOXIC JOB. QUEUE THE FREE FALLING CHORUS.
My cousin survived a suicide attempt a few years ago and today we celebrated her marriage. It gets better. I promise.
(In fact, I wouldn’t be married to my husband if he had gone through with his)
(In fact, I wouldn’t be married to my husband if he had gone through with his)
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My cousin survived a suicide attempt a few years ago and today we celebrated her marriage. It gets better. I promise.
(In fact, I wouldn’t be married to my husband if he had gone through with his)
(In fact, I wouldn’t be married to my husband if he had gone through with his)
I am leaving a toxic work environment and getting back on the food sobriety train 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I am leaving a toxic work environment and getting back on the food sobriety train 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
My husband, wanting to set up a home gym: I should get one of those long bars…
Me: You mean a barbell?
Me: You mean a barbell?
October 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My husband, wanting to set up a home gym: I should get one of those long bars…
Me: You mean a barbell?
Me: You mean a barbell?
Reposted by Melanie Highlander
My whimsy knows no bounds.
No wait. That's my anxiety.
My anxiety knows no bounds.
No wait. That's my anxiety.
My anxiety knows no bounds.
August 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My whimsy knows no bounds.
No wait. That's my anxiety.
My anxiety knows no bounds.
No wait. That's my anxiety.
My anxiety knows no bounds.
Lucy understands
Bees! #Shorts
YouTube video by Carisa Hendrix & Lucy Darling
youtube.com
August 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Lucy understands
Reposted by Melanie Highlander
ME: (the angriest I’ve ever been at my cat)
MY CAT: counterpoint: little feets
MY CAT: counterpoint: little feets
August 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ME: (the angriest I’ve ever been at my cat)
MY CAT: counterpoint: little feets
MY CAT: counterpoint: little feets
Reposted by Melanie Highlander
Very annoying for all these other people to also be at the supermarket getting food they need to live
August 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Very annoying for all these other people to also be at the supermarket getting food they need to live
Reposted by Melanie Highlander
If I really care about you, just know that I’m going to start acting so deeply weird at you. Please try to see this as charming because I actually can’t stop. I’ve tried.
August 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If I really care about you, just know that I’m going to start acting so deeply weird at you. Please try to see this as charming because I actually can’t stop. I’ve tried.
Reposted by Melanie Highlander
Epstein
And never let them forget it
And never let them forget it
August 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Epstein
And never let them forget it
And never let them forget it
Bro. I did not have bailing my PlayStation friend out of jail on my 2025 bingo card but man life be wild sometimes 😆
August 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Bro. I did not have bailing my PlayStation friend out of jail on my 2025 bingo card but man life be wild sometimes 😆