Took a second for my brain to realize you did not mean nesting partner.

Thank you, ma’am 🙌🏻🤌🏻

The number of men who have messaged me on FL with their fantasies is too many. Like damn, at least ask how I’m doing first.

I mean, this is life now. This is the state of our country. Literally anyone can be elected or hack it. We’re a laughing stock. 🙃

Someone’s gotta remind you how ridiculously pretty you are, so if I must bear the weight of that responsibility, so be it 🫡

It’s all hot bodily fluids so anyone who actually cares isn’t worthy of a partner who 💦

Ma’am, I’m gonna need you to tag your p0rn 🥵😍

I set up shelving & picked up the mountain of camping gear off of our living room floor the day b4 Thanksgiving. The wardrobe to the right & the coat rack switched places as well. Also, I planned for trade-ins @ GameStop & covered extra shifts to pay the difference for a PS5 on Black Friday! 💗

Ho ho ho

(Am I proud of myself for that terrible joke? Maybe.)

Probably Elden Ring or BG3

I’ll snicker your doo… I mean what 👀😅

Please tell her she is the goodest girl and give her treats for me 💗🥰

Guess I gotta get back into Diablo. I hate when I am playing a game and pass by cats and dogs and cannot interact with them. Rude. Lemme give em a piece of food from my inventory. Lemme pet them. Lemme praise them. Damn.