Mark C
@mcon.bsky.social
Gay sk8 dad, Walthamstow, London (also in Shropshire & Armagh sometimes)
Interests: films, SFF, vicarious travel, cooking, disability and SEND
Interests: films, SFF, vicarious travel, cooking, disability and SEND
"The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is out to get us!" - Sufjan Stevens
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
"The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is out to get us!" - Sufjan Stevens
First favourite song growing up as a kid:
ABBA Take a Chance on Me
ABBA Take a Chance on Me
What was your very first favourite song growing up as a kid?
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
First favourite song growing up as a kid:
ABBA Take a Chance on Me
ABBA Take a Chance on Me
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "sausage"
Sausage Substance
Sausage Substance
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage"
The Sausage Mermaid
The Sausage Mermaid
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage"
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sausage
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sausage
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "sausage"
Sausage Substance
Sausage Substance
This amazon product is not exciting me
Something you can say during sex and at the Melania movie.
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This amazon product is not exciting me
BIRD
January 28, 2026 at 11:40 AM
BIRD
We Bought A Zoo With Big Naturals
Small Soldiers With Big Naturals
The Natural With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 PM
We Bought A Zoo With Big Naturals
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
The Breeders
Blackpink
Babes In Toyland
Girls Aloud
Sonic Youth
The Breeders
Blackpink
Babes In Toyland
Girls Aloud
Sonic Youth
five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
PJ Harvey
CSS
The Distillers
Bis
Theaudience
PJ Harvey
CSS
The Distillers
Bis
Theaudience
five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
Garbage
Lords of Acid
Drain STH
Genitorturers
Switchblade Symphony
Garbage
Lords of Acid
Drain STH
Genitorturers
Switchblade Symphony
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
The Breeders
Blackpink
Babes In Toyland
Girls Aloud
Sonic Youth
The Breeders
Blackpink
Babes In Toyland
Girls Aloud
Sonic Youth
Ruin a movie or TV show by adding 'if you know what I mean'.
Die Hard, if you know what I mean
Die Hard, if you know what I mean
Ruin a movie or TV show series by adding ‘if you know what I mean’.
I Know What You Did Last Summer,
if you know what I mean
I Know What You Did Last Summer,
if you know what I mean
Ruin a movie or TV show series by adding ‘if you know what I mean’
Last Year at Marienbad, if you know what I mean
Last Year at Marienbad, if you know what I mean
January 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Ruin a movie or TV show by adding 'if you know what I mean'.
Die Hard, if you know what I mean
Die Hard, if you know what I mean
Slightly diminish a game
Worms and Steps
Worms and Steps
Slightly diminish a game
Local Planning Authority of Catan
Local Planning Authority of Catan
Slightly diminish a game
Duopoly
Duopoly
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Slightly diminish a game
Worms and Steps
Worms and Steps
No no no Kinetic Strike and Battle Rhythm are special moves in a Japanese fighting game where all the characters are winsome school girls with pastel hair
No no no Kinetic Strike and Battle Rhythm were unsuccessful attempts to knock off Dance Dance Revolution for the "manly" Wii players.
Kenetic Strike (2002) and Battle Rhythm (2009) are action movies you keep scrolling past on Tubi and almost but not quite pull the trigger on.
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
No no no Kinetic Strike and Battle Rhythm are special moves in a Japanese fighting game where all the characters are winsome school girls with pastel hair
When I worked at Sainsbury's in Norwich a customer kept addressing me as "Captain"
Please quote this with stories of your minor interactions with non-celebrities, e.g. “I once accidentally bumped into a man in the Wellingborough branch of Holland & Barrett”
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When I worked at Sainsbury's in Norwich a customer kept addressing me as "Captain"
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16
She smiles and says I will always love you
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
She smiles and says I will always love you
Overheard outside our house tonight: "Oh look, it's Michael Myers off Temu"
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Overheard outside our house tonight: "Oh look, it's Michael Myers off Temu"
Post someone who looks good in glasses
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Post someone who looks good in glasses
Costessey or Wymondham (towns in in Norfolk pronounced Cossey and Windam)
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Costessey or Wymondham (towns in in Norfolk pronounced Cossey and Windam)
September 30 vs October 1
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
September 30 vs October 1
Your last saved celebrity photos your therapist...
Every session he says, "chill, dude" and I do
Every session he says, "chill, dude" and I do
August 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Your last saved celebrity photos your therapist...
Every session he says, "chill, dude" and I do
Every session he says, "chill, dude" and I do
Hey Dugee!
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.
What’s the best show outside of that group?
What’s the best show outside of that group?
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hey Dugee!
July 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
What's the most perfectly cast role in cinema history...
July 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
What's the most perfectly cast role in cinema history...
The German arthouse film Kaspar Hauser, for some reason
July 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The German arthouse film Kaspar Hauser, for some reason
Me when I realise the child has found a youtube minecraft channel with even more annoying voices than Mikey and JJ
July 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me when I realise the child has found a youtube minecraft channel with even more annoying voices than Mikey and JJ
Saw a humongous dragonfly in the park
July 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Saw a humongous dragonfly in the park
Lewis Capaldi: "This is my worst nightmare"
8 Yr old reviews of Glastonbury:
Alanis Morrisette: "That girl is crazy"
Alanis Morrisette: "That girl is crazy"
June 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Lewis Capaldi: "This is my worst nightmare"