Mazza
@mazzarino.bsky.social
What's all this carry on?
Guillotine enthusiast.
Guillotine enthusiast.
Got banned from Reddit for saying I would support the decapitation of Musk, Zuckerberg and Bezos because it's a threat of violence and I think that's totally unfair like surely this is a normal position to hold and I'm not going to actually do it am I they have security and what not
February 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Got banned from Reddit for saying I would support the decapitation of Musk, Zuckerberg and Bezos because it's a threat of violence and I think that's totally unfair like surely this is a normal position to hold and I'm not going to actually do it am I they have security and what not
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I act younger than I am because I wasted 20 years of my life
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I act younger than I am because I wasted 20 years of my life
Remember when Elon Musk called that diver a pedophile
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Remember when Elon Musk called that diver a pedophile
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He dropped his rose performatively to see if you would pick it up what do you do
January 29, 2026 at 10:52 PM
He dropped his rose performatively to see if you would pick it up what do you do
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
I hate it when pos billionaire celebrities don't live up to my unreasonably high expectations of them
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I hate it when pos billionaire celebrities don't live up to my unreasonably high expectations of them
Tech: everyone can have a video camera on their phone!
Law enforcement: erm, not loving this
Tech: AI videos! Now no one knows what's what!
Law enforcement: erm, not loving this
Tech: AI videos! Now no one knows what's what!
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Tech: everyone can have a video camera on their phone!
Law enforcement: erm, not loving this
Tech: AI videos! Now no one knows what's what!
Law enforcement: erm, not loving this
Tech: AI videos! Now no one knows what's what!
They will kill someone in their own home next.
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
They will kill someone in their own home next.
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the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot
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from alex pretti’s parents:
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 AM
from alex pretti’s parents:
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
Unfortunately it turns out that It was just gas
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Unfortunately it turns out that It was just gas
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1. ICE has STOPPED PAYING for medical treatment for its 73,000 detainees
ICE has not paid its bills to 3rd party providers since OCTOBER and the situation will likely persist for MONTHS, a Popular Information investigation reveals
Meanwhile, critically ill ICE detainees are not receiving care
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ICE has not paid its bills to 3rd party providers since OCTOBER and the situation will likely persist for MONTHS, a Popular Information investigation reveals
Meanwhile, critically ill ICE detainees are not receiving care
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ICE has stopped paying for detainee medical treatment
ICE halted payments in October, and the situation will persist for at least several more months
popular.info
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 PM
1. ICE has STOPPED PAYING for medical treatment for its 73,000 detainees
ICE has not paid its bills to 3rd party providers since OCTOBER and the situation will likely persist for MONTHS, a Popular Information investigation reveals
Meanwhile, critically ill ICE detainees are not receiving care
🧵
ICE has not paid its bills to 3rd party providers since OCTOBER and the situation will likely persist for MONTHS, a Popular Information investigation reveals
Meanwhile, critically ill ICE detainees are not receiving care
🧵
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![>>SATIRICAL NEWS "This Will Be The Scandal That Ends Him," Says Delusionally Naive Man For The 100th Time This Month [pic of guy looking delusional and several of him sort of smudgy] SATIRE - funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreihh633pgl3qbdgghiz5ubytb5glzc3crsxs6x2q3atz4c23w2qllm@jpeg)
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I have noticed a disturbing number of calls for violence against ICE agents. One word:
DON'T!
Around the world, dictators WANT violence because it provides cover for them to launch massive militarized retaliation. Dictators even stage false-flag operations to provide themselves with an excuse.
DON'T!
Around the world, dictators WANT violence because it provides cover for them to launch massive militarized retaliation. Dictators even stage false-flag operations to provide themselves with an excuse.
January 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I have noticed a disturbing number of calls for violence against ICE agents. One word:
DON'T!
Around the world, dictators WANT violence because it provides cover for them to launch massive militarized retaliation. Dictators even stage false-flag operations to provide themselves with an excuse.
DON'T!
Around the world, dictators WANT violence because it provides cover for them to launch massive militarized retaliation. Dictators even stage false-flag operations to provide themselves with an excuse.
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
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Finally... more and more seem now to be able to see the brick wall at the back of...
Thanks for sharing Nichole.
Thanks for sharing Nichole.
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Finally... more and more seem now to be able to see the brick wall at the back of...
Thanks for sharing Nichole.
Thanks for sharing Nichole.
At what point will people stop going about business as usual?
This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
January 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
At what point will people stop going about business as usual?
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This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
March 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
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i stepped on the dust pan and it broke into a million pieces and now i don’t have anything to sweep the pieces into
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i stepped on the dust pan and it broke into a million pieces and now i don’t have anything to sweep the pieces into
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i am deadly serious when i say i will give bullying lessons for free
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
i am deadly serious when i say i will give bullying lessons for free
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“If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may nave peace.” - Tom Paine
#RadioFreeAmerica
#RadioFreeAmerica
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
“If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may nave peace.” - Tom Paine
#RadioFreeAmerica
#RadioFreeAmerica
My life now revolves around naps.
January 12, 2026 at 12:27 PM
My life now revolves around naps.
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wait so you CAN do things? huh
Rep. Angie Craig: "We're gonna move forward to impeach Kristi Noem"
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
wait so you CAN do things? huh