Matt Wallace
@mattfnwallace.bsky.social
I write. On purpose. Novels, video games, television. SAVAGE COMPANY & SAVAGE BOUNTY are out now in the UK! Get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate on Steam, PlayStation, and Xbox! Metalhead DLC out now!
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Matt Wallace
@mattfnwallace.bsky.social
· Sep 23
🎉 IT’S OFFICIAL: A NEW DLC HAS ENTERED THE GAME! 🤖💥
The glitch is gone, and the upgrade is REAL.
Play as METALHEAD in the all-new TMNT: Splintered Fate DLC from Sept 30!
👀 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXGD8H4X0KI
#TMNTSplinteredFate #Metalhead @TMNT #MajorTitleUpdate #NewDLC
The glitch is gone, and the upgrade is REAL.
Play as METALHEAD in the all-new TMNT: Splintered Fate DLC from Sept 30!
👀 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXGD8H4X0KI
#TMNTSplinteredFate #Metalhead @TMNT #MajorTitleUpdate #NewDLC
Big day, folks! Metalhead has been revealed as a playable character in TMNT: Splintered Fate in a new DLC!
I designed the narrative and scripted this DLC. We basically got to create our own version of Metalhead. It was a dream project for me.
Check out the 🔥 trailer (which I also helped script)!
I designed the narrative and scripted this DLC. We basically got to create our own version of Metalhead. It was a dream project for me.
Check out the 🔥 trailer (which I also helped script)!
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If you start by saying how many people you are going to arrest, the entire operation should be enjoined. That’s not how anything should work.
Border agents are set to target communities in southeast Mississippi and Louisiana in a major immigration crackdown called "Swamp Sweep.”
Federal agents aim to arrest 5,000 people during the operation.
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Federal agents aim to arrest 5,000 people during the operation.
buff.ly/ISpXE0l
Border Agents Target Mississippi Communities in ‘Swamp Sweep’
Border agents are set to conduct a major immigration crackdown called "Swamp Sweep,” targeting immigrants in southeast Mississippi and Louisiana.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you start by saying how many people you are going to arrest, the entire operation should be enjoined. That’s not how anything should work.
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"It’s too easy to say, Nothing matters, LOL, Supreme Court. But it matters a lot to have a judge say that the DHS officers themselves incited violence. They created violence and then they answered it with their own violence. And I think that is the moral of the story." @dahlialithwick.bsky.social
Trump’s Border Chief Framed Protesters for Violence. Then the Bodycam Footage Came Out.
The Trump administration faced back-to-back rebukes in a pair of cases that challenged the president’s efforts to intimidate or terrorize deep-blue cities.
slate.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"It’s too easy to say, Nothing matters, LOL, Supreme Court. But it matters a lot to have a judge say that the DHS officers themselves incited violence. They created violence and then they answered it with their own violence. And I think that is the moral of the story." @dahlialithwick.bsky.social
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Hey, check this out. @mattfnwallace.bsky.social is funny, heartfelt and insightful and you want to listen to the things he has to say. It's always worth your time.
OH HEY THAT’S ME catch me on the newest episode of The Patrick Scott Patterson Project that just dropped! I talked to old my pro wrestling nemesis about my trip from our glory days in the ring to surviving the perils of being a writer in various industries. Had a great time! Thanks, man!
NEW PODCAST EPISODE DROP: Had a blast talking with novelist & screenwriter Matt Wallace this week. We're actually old friends & wrestling rivals, so we swap some old stories from those days before getting into Matt's journey!
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hey, check this out. @mattfnwallace.bsky.social is funny, heartfelt and insightful and you want to listen to the things he has to say. It's always worth your time.
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OH HEY THAT’S ME catch me on the newest episode of The Patrick Scott Patterson Project that just dropped! I talked to old my pro wrestling nemesis about my trip from our glory days in the ring to surviving the perils of being a writer in various industries. Had a great time! Thanks, man!
NEW PODCAST EPISODE DROP: Had a blast talking with novelist & screenwriter Matt Wallace this week. We're actually old friends & wrestling rivals, so we swap some old stories from those days before getting into Matt's journey!
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
OH HEY THAT’S ME catch me on the newest episode of The Patrick Scott Patterson Project that just dropped! I talked to old my pro wrestling nemesis about my trip from our glory days in the ring to surviving the perils of being a writer in various industries. Had a great time! Thanks, man!
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Marimar Martinez is a US citizen who was shot by ICE five times in Chicago.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Marimar Martinez is a US citizen who was shot by ICE five times in Chicago.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media.
All charges against her have been dropped.
In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.
The technology does not yet exist to accurately measure the sheer volume of dicks the NYT can eat for referring to any of the genocidal horseshit RFK Jr is pulling as “challenging scientific orthodoxy”
Like, I literally consider you an actual accomplice to mass murder at that point. It’s that bad.
Like, I literally consider you an actual accomplice to mass murder at that point. It’s that bad.
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The technology does not yet exist to accurately measure the sheer volume of dicks the NYT can eat for referring to any of the genocidal horseshit RFK Jr is pulling as “challenging scientific orthodoxy”
Like, I literally consider you an actual accomplice to mass murder at that point. It’s that bad.
Like, I literally consider you an actual accomplice to mass murder at that point. It’s that bad.
Blocked a guy for trash talking smash burgers by claiming they take all the juiciness out of a burger, which is really just him outing himself as a shitty cook. Same dude who tells you crap like, “the female orgasm is a myth! No woman I’ve ever been with has had one!”
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Blocked a guy for trash talking smash burgers by claiming they take all the juiciness out of a burger, which is really just him outing himself as a shitty cook. Same dude who tells you crap like, “the female orgasm is a myth! No woman I’ve ever been with has had one!”
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I do not know why my "sleepwalkers mysteriously walk across a violent, divided America during an unfolding pandemic being investigated by a rogue government-built AI" novel WANDERERS is a buck-ninety-nine for your electromagnetic book reader of choice, but it is, so go enjoy an on-sale apocalypse?
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I do not know why my "sleepwalkers mysteriously walk across a violent, divided America during an unfolding pandemic being investigated by a rogue government-built AI" novel WANDERERS is a buck-ninety-nine for your electromagnetic book reader of choice, but it is, so go enjoy an on-sale apocalypse?
“Are smash burgers over?”
You mean the thing that’s been around for 100 years you just found out about 5 minutes ago on TikTok? Nah bro I think they’re good.
I mean YOU’RE certainly free to pick a NEW thing to pretend you discovered and then make a bunch of mid to terrible versions of it. Go off.
You mean the thing that’s been around for 100 years you just found out about 5 minutes ago on TikTok? Nah bro I think they’re good.
I mean YOU’RE certainly free to pick a NEW thing to pretend you discovered and then make a bunch of mid to terrible versions of it. Go off.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“Are smash burgers over?”
You mean the thing that’s been around for 100 years you just found out about 5 minutes ago on TikTok? Nah bro I think they’re good.
I mean YOU’RE certainly free to pick a NEW thing to pretend you discovered and then make a bunch of mid to terrible versions of it. Go off.
You mean the thing that’s been around for 100 years you just found out about 5 minutes ago on TikTok? Nah bro I think they’re good.
I mean YOU’RE certainly free to pick a NEW thing to pretend you discovered and then make a bunch of mid to terrible versions of it. Go off.
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
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Star Trek is always so relatable. I’m human and I also don’t have any money…
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Star Trek is always so relatable. I’m human and I also don’t have any money…
Just paid $20.54 for a cheeseburger combo at a drive thru in case any of you burgeoning screenwriters need some good solid show don’t tell dystopian world establishing ideas for your screenplays.
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just paid $20.54 for a cheeseburger combo at a drive thru in case any of you burgeoning screenwriters need some good solid show don’t tell dystopian world establishing ideas for your screenplays.
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE DROP: Had a blast talking with novelist & screenwriter Matt Wallace this week. We're actually old friends & wrestling rivals, so we swap some old stories from those days before getting into Matt's journey!
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE DROP: Had a blast talking with novelist & screenwriter Matt Wallace this week. We're actually old friends & wrestling rivals, so we swap some old stories from those days before getting into Matt's journey!
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
Reposted by Matt Wallace
NEW PODCAST EPISODE DROP: Had a blast talking with novelist & screenwriter Matt Wallace this week. We're actually old friends & wrestling rivals, so we swap some old stories from those days before getting into Matt's journey!
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
OH HEY THAT’S ME catch me on the newest episode of The Patrick Scott Patterson Project that just dropped! I talked to old my pro wrestling nemesis about my trip from our glory days in the ring to surviving the perils of being a writer in various industries. Had a great time! Thanks, man!
NEW PODCAST EPISODE DROP: Had a blast talking with novelist & screenwriter Matt Wallace this week. We're actually old friends & wrestling rivals, so we swap some old stories from those days before getting into Matt's journey!
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
Find the Patrick Scott Patterson Project on all major podcast platforms.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
OH HEY THAT’S ME catch me on the newest episode of The Patrick Scott Patterson Project that just dropped! I talked to old my pro wrestling nemesis about my trip from our glory days in the ring to surviving the perils of being a writer in various industries. Had a great time! Thanks, man!
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While everyone's paying attention to the Epstein files, a big story just broke about another alleged human trafficker with ties to Trump — Andrew Tate:
Trump official intervened in investigation on behalf of Andrew Tate, report says:
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
All props to ProPublica on this:
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
All props to ProPublica on this:
Trump official intervened in investigation on behalf of Andrew Tate, report says
An investigation from ProPublica claims a Trump administration official asked investigators to return electronics belonging to influencer Andrew Tate
www.usatoday.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
While everyone's paying attention to the Epstein files, a big story just broke about another alleged human trafficker with ties to Trump — Andrew Tate:
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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I think the level of sexual abuse that is going to be coming out of ICE would put the Boston archdiocese and Penn State to shame
Sounds like he thought he had a get out of jail free card on the underage sex charge since he was ICE www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I think the level of sexual abuse that is going to be coming out of ICE would put the Boston archdiocese and Penn State to shame
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YOU'RE ALLOWED ONE SPOONFUL OF THE CURSED SOUP THOUGH
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
YOU'RE ALLOWED ONE SPOONFUL OF THE CURSED SOUP THOUGH
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New writers: DO NOT give away your subsidiary tv/film/merch/derivative rights for a $300 short.
Not even for legacy mag cred.
Not even for legacy mag cred.
A dream denied: My 54-year quest to publish a short story in F&SF ‹ Scott Edelman
www.scottedelman.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
New writers: DO NOT give away your subsidiary tv/film/merch/derivative rights for a $300 short.
Not even for legacy mag cred.
Not even for legacy mag cred.
I know ping pong played at a high level is ungodly difficult and it can actually be quite thrilling to watch but I’m sorry you’re still playing a 1970s finished shag basement game for preteen nerds
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I know ping pong played at a high level is ungodly difficult and it can actually be quite thrilling to watch but I’m sorry you’re still playing a 1970s finished shag basement game for preteen nerds
Seriously dude the way they set up that Marty Supreme trailer reveal with the quirky troubled genius trope I thought the dude worked on the neutron bomb or something and then it’s like BOOM HE’S A PING PONG PRODIGY I fucking DIED laughing
If they meant to do that it’s comedic genius
Otherwise… eh
If they meant to do that it’s comedic genius
Otherwise… eh
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Seriously dude the way they set up that Marty Supreme trailer reveal with the quirky troubled genius trope I thought the dude worked on the neutron bomb or something and then it’s like BOOM HE’S A PING PONG PRODIGY I fucking DIED laughing
If they meant to do that it’s comedic genius
Otherwise… eh
If they meant to do that it’s comedic genius
Otherwise… eh
Apparently Marty Supreme is supposed to sweep the Oscars next year but after watching the preview for the first time I actually Googled “was I supposed to laugh at the Marty Supreme trailer” so I don’t know man
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Apparently Marty Supreme is supposed to sweep the Oscars next year but after watching the preview for the first time I actually Googled “was I supposed to laugh at the Marty Supreme trailer” so I don’t know man