Karen Osborne
@karenosborne.bsky.social
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Velocity girl. Honey badger. A/V hooligan. Nebula, Locus, Sturgeon finalist. Violin & theremin. Author: THE HOLLOW CROWN OF HEAVEN from Erewhon ('27), ARCHITECTS OF MEMORY & ENGINES OF OBLIVION from Tor. Ad astra via caffeine. Rep: Dorian Maffei, KC&A
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I am ✨twitterpated✨ to announce that my novel THE HOLLOW CROWN OF HEAVEN will be published by @erewhonbooks.bsky.social! This is my Bridgerton Borg Battlestar book, the one I wrote when I decided to stop holding back and started embracing my inner necromancer. 😍 reactormag.com/book-announc...
Erewhon Books Announces The Hollow Crown of Heaven by Karen Osborne - Reactor
A necromancer and a gunslinger find themselves at the center of a centuries-old conspiracy...
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Freelance editors @selfwinding.bsky.social & Katherine Ervin lead us in 2-Page Critiques on Nov 2, 1-3pm EDT.

Registration is free with 2-page manuscripts chosen by lottery—ooor you can pay $20 to snag guaranteed verbal AND written feedback.

Register: 2-page-critiques-2025.eventbrite.com
holy cow! fun!
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
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we don’t want him either!!
Can you all NOT use AI to make No Kings art
I worked this weekend, so I took today off to compensate, and managed nearly 7000 words on the new thing.

Clearly, I need to start taking PTO to finish this novel LOL oh god capitalism
I have something apparently very controversial to say but you don't have to buy Taylor's album or see Taylor's movie if you don't want to! nobody is making you. there is no space laser to your head saying ENGAGE OR DIE

she'll be totally fine without you, trust me
Mine were not, either. My publisher is saying they'll pay but it's just so depressing.
I wrote THE HOLLOW CROWN OF HEAVEN *almost* entirely alone (hi md-spoc!) & now that there are real reactions coming in through the publishing process I’m allowing myself to feel a little hope

you know, as a treat

(It might actually be as good as I hoped it was)
🦄the feeling when you get a really good edit letter🦄
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People shouldn't study rip off degrees like English, all you do is get to explore the towering beauty of the human spirit, how is that going help you slog away at a job you hate, working for vicious idiots until you die?
She’s too big for the Super Bowl & is being modest about that.
That feeling when you’re about to get out of your car at work but someone you barely know pulls in next to you and you KNOW you’ll have to do the awkward “how’s your weekend” talk on the way in so you post on Bluesky to look busy instead oh phew they’re gone bye now
I wrote my first two novels in long co-working sessions at super cool coffeehouses with amazing friends. HOLLOW CROWN got done at 3:45 in the morning. This one is getting done in the car at lunch and kiddo lessons because Covid this summer destroyed my endurance.

Just keep swimming.
It is almost impossible to write a book a year while working as a family breadwinner and being a present parent. If this is your situation, you are not failing. The world wants you to think you are so you buy things. Just keep swimming.
We’re gonna make that “not even close to ready in any shape way or form”
me: hmm the new taylor's out today, i should tell my taylor-obsessed child
spotify: *blocks nearly entire album because of explicit words*
me: we are SO not READY FOR IT
a woman in a gold dress is singing on a stage with the words are you ready for it .
ALT: a woman in a gold dress is singing on a stage with the words are you ready for it .
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That is indeed what I got from the whole affair
I'm 10 pages into this book I'm blurbing

I wonder if they will accept "<incoherent delighted screaming>" as my blurb