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last fm's listening metrics are fun and good and if I thought they had any budget I'd say they should lean further in on this. 3D representations of any given listener's engagement with Scandinavian jazz. pie charts specifically referencing thrash variants
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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a mandala made of cold cuts

hiring a lawyer to order dinner

finding the pope’s hat in the trunk of your car

trent reznor in a mason jar

a surgeon slicing capicola

a mature sturgeon in your pants

an invisible web of data accessible anywhere

a bed of fingers
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So Close! That is a cat 💕
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Emil really knocked this one out of the park www.youtube.com/watch?v=NveF...
Raw & Disfigured
YouTube video by Holy Sons - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A lot of times if I'm going through it I'll say "Pray.. for.. Mojo"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If your Klein be Naomi
Carry on, homie
If your Klein be Ezra
Capoeira
September 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Regormless,
September 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Nice to be able to go through the rest of my life without having to regard that ugly screeching bitch every time he plies his shtick
September 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good
ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕
August 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"Ressentiment and cringe!" Runs through my head daily since I've read this one
Spent 4 years getting a philosophy degree so I could make this stupid completely inaccessible comic enjoy
August 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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visual experience of music
August 20, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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A modern Hachikō story: This man tweeted a Follow Friday for the band Foghat every week until he died
August 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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artists you need to remember your compatriots are not collectors and gallerists and curators, they are people that make porno and people that cook food. stand with fellow people that work at night
July 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A colleague of mine went to an all-inclusive that Ozzy was at. Standing behind him in the buffet line, Ozzy eyes up the entire tray of bacon, looks behind him and says "Sorry buddy", and puts it all on his plate
July 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Watching THE MAGICIAN (1958) on The Magician day
July 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Governments want you to hate immigrants and disabled folks under the guise of “they don’t work” because if you hate those groups you won’t start demanding UBI and 4 day work weeks because you realize that hey maybe none of us should have to work super hard for super long in order to merely exist.
July 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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We should have boiled Cheney in piss
June 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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it means he is to the right of george w and wants to be president more than prince liked eating pussy
May 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Spent the last few months thinking and writing about Tilman Fertitta, the billionaire restauranteur attempting a hostile takeover of New York’s restaurant scene, for @thebaffler.com
thebaffler.com/latest/the-b...
The Billionaire’s Happy Meal | Abe Beame
Tilman Fertitta’s grim vision for the future of dining out may already be here.
thebaffler.com
May 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM