Alex
@marshallexi.bsky.social
Northerner & West Londoner. Rebel & Beautiful Nerd. Usually covered in cat hair.
OH BUDDY
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 AM
OH BUDDY
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I know what would be white enough for you, Laura: a big white pointy fucking hood?
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I know what would be white enough for you, Laura: a big white pointy fucking hood?
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It would be extraordinary if the UK PM has to resign over the Epstein files, but the US POTUS who is not only in them thousands of times and is already an adjudicated rapist and abuser himself somehow is immune. What a time to be alive
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
It would be extraordinary if the UK PM has to resign over the Epstein files, but the US POTUS who is not only in them thousands of times and is already an adjudicated rapist and abuser himself somehow is immune. What a time to be alive
Well, the Benito Bowl was 💯
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Well, the Benito Bowl was 💯
Turns out I only needed to watch the last half hour of this match.
Full time
Liverpool 1-2 Manchester City
Liverpool 1-2 Manchester City
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Turns out I only needed to watch the last half hour of this match.
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Breaking news: man who could end world hunger and make serious roads into contesting climate change but instead chooses to make porn-AI accessible and cheerlead for fascists can’t work out why he’s not happy. 🧐
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Breaking news: man who could end world hunger and make serious roads into contesting climate change but instead chooses to make porn-AI accessible and cheerlead for fascists can’t work out why he’s not happy. 🧐
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[Gladiators]
MARK CLATTENBURG: VIPER! you cannot eat a contestant's shoes! you're disqualified!
VIPER: [visceral screaming, tears Barney Walsh's head clean off his shoulders]
GUY MOWBRAY: [tutting] oh dear, you can't do that Viper
MARK CLATTENBURG: VIPER! you cannot eat a contestant's shoes! you're disqualified!
VIPER: [visceral screaming, tears Barney Walsh's head clean off his shoulders]
GUY MOWBRAY: [tutting] oh dear, you can't do that Viper
February 8, 2026 at 8:55 AM
[Gladiators]
MARK CLATTENBURG: VIPER! you cannot eat a contestant's shoes! you're disqualified!
VIPER: [visceral screaming, tears Barney Walsh's head clean off his shoulders]
GUY MOWBRAY: [tutting] oh dear, you can't do that Viper
MARK CLATTENBURG: VIPER! you cannot eat a contestant's shoes! you're disqualified!
VIPER: [visceral screaming, tears Barney Walsh's head clean off his shoulders]
GUY MOWBRAY: [tutting] oh dear, you can't do that Viper
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha
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Newcastle 2-3 Brentford
Newcastle 2-3 Brentford
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha
Final Score in absolute shambles because of a squirrel on the pitch at Hull 😂
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Final Score in absolute shambles because of a squirrel on the pitch at Hull 😂
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
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BBC saying a "mixed reception" to JD Vance who is audibly booed over the thumping music in the stadium. So disingenuous.
February 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
BBC saying a "mixed reception" to JD Vance who is audibly booed over the thumping music in the stadium. So disingenuous.
You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes
Cristiano Ronaldo has been left out of a second consecutive Al Nassr game after not being including in Friday’s matchday squad to face Al Ittihad.
The 41-year-old was not included in the squad for the win over Al Riyadh on Monday following a disagreement over how the club is being managed.
The 41-year-old was not included in the squad for the win over Al Riyadh on Monday following a disagreement over how the club is being managed.
Cristiano Ronaldo misses second consecutive Al Nassr game
The 41-year-old has been involved in a disagreement over how the Saudi Pro League side is being managed.
www.nytimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes
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There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
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Both bunnies and perpetrator were foiled.
February 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Both bunnies and perpetrator were foiled.
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This is who Trump is:
Sick, racist, and completely deranged.
Sick, racist, and completely deranged.
Donald Trump recently shared a video to TruthSocial that includes an AI-generated depiction of Barack & Michelle Obama as monkeys.
February 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
This is who Trump is:
Sick, racist, and completely deranged.
Sick, racist, and completely deranged.
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Gonna need a Richter scale reading on this booing. Thank u
February 6, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Gonna need a Richter scale reading on this booing. Thank u
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This is last day with sunset before 5pm in London the sun won’t set again before 5pm until October 25th. 261 days.
February 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
This is last day with sunset before 5pm in London the sun won’t set again before 5pm until October 25th. 261 days.
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I'd like to add you to my professional nonce network on linkedin
NEW: A new tool searches your LinkedIn connections for people who are mentioned in the Epstein files.
404 Media tested the tool, called EpsteIn—as in, a mash up of Epstein and LinkedIn—and it appears to work.
404 Media tested the tool, called EpsteIn—as in, a mash up of Epstein and LinkedIn—and it appears to work.
This Tool Searches the Epstein Files For Your LinkedIn Contacts
EpsteIN—as in, Epstein and LinkedIn—searches your connections on the social network for names that match those in the released files.
www.404media.co
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I'd like to add you to my professional nonce network on linkedin
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For those keeping score at home:
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
For those keeping score at home:
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The UK's ICO has opened an investigation in to X in relation to Grok AI & its potential to produce harmful sexualised image & video content.
They say the creation of the "content raises serious concerns under UK data protection law & presents a risk of significant potential harm to the public"
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They say the creation of the "content raises serious concerns under UK data protection law & presents a risk of significant potential harm to the public"
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ICO announces investigation into Grok
The Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO) has opened formal investigations into X Internet Unlimited Company (XIUC) and X.AI LLC (X.AI) covering their processing of personal data in relation to the ...
ico.org.uk
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The UK's ICO has opened an investigation in to X in relation to Grok AI & its potential to produce harmful sexualised image & video content.
They say the creation of the "content raises serious concerns under UK data protection law & presents a risk of significant potential harm to the public"
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They say the creation of the "content raises serious concerns under UK data protection law & presents a risk of significant potential harm to the public"
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Awwww, JV. Glad we got one last commentary at The Masters from you.
February 4, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Awwww, JV. Glad we got one last commentary at The Masters from you.
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