Guy Bailey
@guybailey.bsky.social
Can see around corners. Was a gift, it's now a curse.
Writer, Stoic, Socialist, Dad, Gamer, Curmudgeon, Antifa, Karen.
@Boro @RedcarBears @AtlantaFalcons @F1
Writer, Stoic, Socialist, Dad, Gamer, Curmudgeon, Antifa, Karen.
@Boro @RedcarBears @AtlantaFalcons @F1
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Guy Bailey
@guybailey.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Fuck This Guy.
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Imagine being a 42 year-old pleading with a known pedophilic sex criminal to fly you to his island so you can party with girls he assures you will be 25 or younger.
Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions—and continuing to lie even after your lie's revealed.
You don't hate Elon enough.
Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions—and continuing to lie even after your lie's revealed.
You don't hate Elon enough.
February 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Imagine being a 42 year-old pleading with a known pedophilic sex criminal to fly you to his island so you can party with girls he assures you will be 25 or younger.
Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions—and continuing to lie even after your lie's revealed.
You don't hate Elon enough.
Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions—and continuing to lie even after your lie's revealed.
You don't hate Elon enough.
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Why would anyone want this.
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Why would anyone want this.
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When we said there’s a certain Home Alone 2 actor that we wanted gone we didn’t mean Catherine O'Hara
January 31, 2026 at 11:01 AM
When we said there’s a certain Home Alone 2 actor that we wanted gone we didn’t mean Catherine O'Hara
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So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
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Elon Musk begging like a small child to party with the girls is the most pathetic yet expected thing
January 31, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Elon Musk begging like a small child to party with the girls is the most pathetic yet expected thing
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The wrong people continue to die. Unacceptable.
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The wrong people continue to die. Unacceptable.
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Rest in peace to a legend.
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Rest in peace to a legend.
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
Catherine O'Hara, 1954-2026
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On almost everything – fraud, polarisation, radicalisation, misinformation – evidence suggests that over 60s are in much more urgent need of online protection and education than teenagers.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
This was a minor story on London news this morning - but suspect is a real cautionary (and alarming) tale of an older man getting radicalised online.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sidcup man convicted aover explosive attack on Ulez camera
Kevin Rees's homemade bomb caused damage to vehicles and property including a child's bedroom.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 AM
On almost everything – fraud, polarisation, radicalisation, misinformation – evidence suggests that over 60s are in much more urgent need of online protection and education than teenagers.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
But that issue gets zero political attention, and is a total non-starter. Nothing good will come of it.
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For the morning crowd. The kind of sentiments that validate why I still haul my arse into my office chair most days and try and make the words dance.
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 AM
For the morning crowd. The kind of sentiments that validate why I still haul my arse into my office chair most days and try and make the words dance.
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"Our standing rule is: If one of us brings up using GenAI in any of our work, then it's safe to assume we've been assimilated by The Thing and should be burned alive by Kurt Russell," said a game design consultant in the US.
Over 50% of game developers now think generative AI is bad for the industry, a dramatic increase from just 2 years ago: 'I'd rather quit the industry than use generative AI'
The latest GDC survey also found that managers are more likely to use generative AI than their employees.
www.pcgamer.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:45 PM
"Our standing rule is: If one of us brings up using GenAI in any of our work, then it's safe to assume we've been assimilated by The Thing and should be burned alive by Kurt Russell," said a game design consultant in the US.
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The Signalman (Postgate, 1976)
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The Signalman (Postgate, 1976)
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ATTENTION YORKSHIRE WEIRDIES! Just two weeks to go till me and @bobfischer.bsky.social come back to one of our favourite venues!
Oh, god! Oh, Jesus Christ! Two and a half weeks to go till our Folk Horror show at Leeds @oldwoollen.bsky.social ! Me and @bobfischer.bsky.social will be channeling our inner Lord Summerisles to bring you a bountiful harvest of rural horror.
Tickets: bit.ly/483H8JA
Tickets: bit.ly/483H8JA
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 PM
ATTENTION YORKSHIRE WEIRDIES! Just two weeks to go till me and @bobfischer.bsky.social come back to one of our favourite venues!
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📹🔴⚪️ 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊!
✍️ The #Boro striker search and what to expect in the final stages of the January transfer window
🔜 Exits explained
🟡 Norwich preview
🎙️ with @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RkT...
✍️ The #Boro striker search and what to expect in the final stages of the January transfer window
🔜 Exits explained
🟡 Norwich preview
🎙️ with @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RkT...
What to expect at Boro in the final days of the transfer window
YouTube video by You Are My Boro
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:04 PM
📹🔴⚪️ 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊!
✍️ The #Boro striker search and what to expect in the final stages of the January transfer window
🔜 Exits explained
🟡 Norwich preview
🎙️ with @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RkT...
✍️ The #Boro striker search and what to expect in the final stages of the January transfer window
🔜 Exits explained
🟡 Norwich preview
🎙️ with @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RkT...
RACSTER DINGWALL?!?
January 29, 2026 at 11:31 AM
RACSTER DINGWALL?!?
Attention Horror writers - you're welcome. www.edp24.co.uk/news/2580296...
Former Norfolk abattoir given go-ahead to become holiday home
Broadland Council has now approved the plans to transform a former abattoir by Buttlands car park in Aylsham, Norfolk, into a holiday home.
www.edp24.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Attention Horror writers - you're welcome. www.edp24.co.uk/news/2580296...
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You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.
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The first #CUPodcast of the new year! $71,000 Super Mario Bros. sale, Amico New Year update, He-Man movie trailer, AI struggles, and more!
open.spotify.com/episode/3vcF...
open.spotify.com/episode/3vcF...
Super Show #29 - $71,000 Super Mario Sale, Amico New Year Update, He-Man Movie Trailer
open.spotify.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The first #CUPodcast of the new year! $71,000 Super Mario Bros. sale, Amico New Year update, He-Man movie trailer, AI struggles, and more!
open.spotify.com/episode/3vcF...
open.spotify.com/episode/3vcF...
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SCUMBAG
Have YOU noticed a Scumbag?
Please respond
Have YOU noticed a Scumbag?
Please respond
January 28, 2026 at 6:21 PM
SCUMBAG
Have YOU noticed a Scumbag?
Please respond
Have YOU noticed a Scumbag?
Please respond
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I just don't know what it's going to take for the government to take any action in regard to this.
It isn't a case of the dam bursting, it's been springing leaks for years and everyone is already soaked.
It isn't a case of the dam bursting, it's been springing leaks for years and everyone is already soaked.
Two men were given 90% of Teesworks on the promise they would take on responsibility of remediating the site.
I've discovered they were charging BP for remediation on a project the oil giant eventually pulled out of.
Teesworks overspent and then asked them for more cash.
I've discovered they were charging BP for remediation on a project the oil giant eventually pulled out of.
Teesworks overspent and then asked them for more cash.
BP cancelled hydrogen scheme after refusing to pay Teesworks additional remediation charges
Energy giant paid undisclosed fees to Teesworks Ltd for projects it eventually shelved
teesside.thelead.uk
January 28, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I just don't know what it's going to take for the government to take any action in regard to this.
It isn't a case of the dam bursting, it's been springing leaks for years and everyone is already soaked.
It isn't a case of the dam bursting, it's been springing leaks for years and everyone is already soaked.
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Good news for Billingham!
St Cuthbert’s to stay open through a five-year partnership.
Proud to have supported the campaign. Thanks to all who signed. This is how we make improvements in our borough - working with communities and backing local effort.
#stocktonontees #billingham #community
St Cuthbert’s to stay open through a five-year partnership.
Proud to have supported the campaign. Thanks to all who signed. This is how we make improvements in our borough - working with communities and backing local effort.
#stocktonontees #billingham #community
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Good news for Billingham!
St Cuthbert’s to stay open through a five-year partnership.
Proud to have supported the campaign. Thanks to all who signed. This is how we make improvements in our borough - working with communities and backing local effort.
#stocktonontees #billingham #community
St Cuthbert’s to stay open through a five-year partnership.
Proud to have supported the campaign. Thanks to all who signed. This is how we make improvements in our borough - working with communities and backing local effort.
#stocktonontees #billingham #community
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I've enjoyed my sabbatical and I am now ready to return to TV and radio.
Form an orderly queue and I will consider each offer on its own merits. [email protected]
Meanwhile, here's a clip of Bob Mortimer calling my old radio show.
Form an orderly queue and I will consider each offer on its own merits. [email protected]
Meanwhile, here's a clip of Bob Mortimer calling my old radio show.
January 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I've enjoyed my sabbatical and I am now ready to return to TV and radio.
Form an orderly queue and I will consider each offer on its own merits. [email protected]
Meanwhile, here's a clip of Bob Mortimer calling my old radio show.
Form an orderly queue and I will consider each offer on its own merits. [email protected]
Meanwhile, here's a clip of Bob Mortimer calling my old radio show.
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🔴 EXCLUSIVE: #Boro 'actively pursuing' three attacking targets as they look to make at least one more signing before end of window.
Full details in here - along with exits that are looking likely ahead of Monday night
Read here...⬇️
Full details in here - along with exits that are looking likely ahead of Monday night
Read here...⬇️
Middlesbrough 'actively pursuing' three attacking targets - as exits are lined up
Middlesbrough are ‘actively pursuing’ three different attacking targets as they look to make at least one more addition before the transfer…
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk
January 28, 2026 at 1:00 PM
🔴 EXCLUSIVE: #Boro 'actively pursuing' three attacking targets as they look to make at least one more signing before end of window.
Full details in here - along with exits that are looking likely ahead of Monday night
Read here...⬇️
Full details in here - along with exits that are looking likely ahead of Monday night
Read here...⬇️
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Media hide heads in sand and hope someone will come looking for them.
UK media groups should be allowed to opt out of Google AI Overviews, CMA says
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
UK media groups should be allowed to opt out of Google AI Overviews, CMA says
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
UK media groups should be allowed to opt out of Google AI Overviews, CMA says
News organisations hope proposals will increase leverage to get paid if content is used in AI summaries
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Media hide heads in sand and hope someone will come looking for them.
UK media groups should be allowed to opt out of Google AI Overviews, CMA says
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
UK media groups should be allowed to opt out of Google AI Overviews, CMA says
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...