Rob Chapman
@scribblerrob.bsky.social
My new novel is called Drum. It's available as a Kindle and Paperback. You can buy it here.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Drum-Rob-Chapman/dp/B0G4CQ6FKV/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Drum-Rob-Chapman/dp/B0G4CQ6FKV/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0
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Contains; Jazz. Jokes. Nazis. The IRA. More jokes. Kinder Transport. Transport Caffs. Lenny Bruce. Samuel Beckett. Bits. Estate Agents. Harold Pinter. More jokes. Accidentally getting famous. Top of The Pops. Top of The Form. Stanislavski. Peter Cook. Peter Sutcliffe. "I wouldn't open with it".
For the morning crowd. The kind of sentiments that validate why I still haul my arse into my office chair most days and try and make the words dance.
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 AM
For the morning crowd. The kind of sentiments that validate why I still haul my arse into my office chair most days and try and make the words dance.
"Falling as snow on higher ground." Greetings from the higher ground. Gritters are out too. Winter's by no means done with us yet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5dL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5dL...
Passing The Time
YouTube video by Cream - Topic
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January 30, 2026 at 9:08 AM
"Falling as snow on higher ground." Greetings from the higher ground. Gritters are out too. Winter's by no means done with us yet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5dL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5dL...
I see I've had some 5* Amazon rankings for Drum, no actual reviews yet but it's a start. And with this, which blew my socks off, perhaps we have lift off.
Just finished Drum by @scribblerrob.bsky.social. Well it didn't take long to read initially but it will take much longer to read it again but this time properly and fully. The "Metallic KO" section. That palpably came from the gut. Major novel. Publishers and media need to get on its case.
January 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I see I've had some 5* Amazon rankings for Drum, no actual reviews yet but it's a start. And with this, which blew my socks off, perhaps we have lift off.
This is spot on and h/t to @swansonian.bsky.social It even manages to cover my one big doubt about the otherwise brilliant Mrs Maisel (well that and the fact that Lenny Bruce performs his entire Carnegie Hall midnight concert with the house lights on.)
grainnemaguire.substack.com/p/five-thing...
grainnemaguire.substack.com/p/five-thing...
Five things the film “Is This Thing On?” gets wrong about the world of stand up.
Stand-up comedy is not about constantly talking about your feelings; if it was-why would straight men be so successful at it?
grainnemaguire.substack.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 AM
This is spot on and h/t to @swansonian.bsky.social It even manages to cover my one big doubt about the otherwise brilliant Mrs Maisel (well that and the fact that Lenny Bruce performs his entire Carnegie Hall midnight concert with the house lights on.)
grainnemaguire.substack.com/p/five-thing...
grainnemaguire.substack.com/p/five-thing...
Building on the flood plains and the Somerset levels. I know, it's a complete mystery isn't it, Guardian house buyer?
January 28, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Building on the flood plains and the Somerset levels. I know, it's a complete mystery isn't it, Guardian house buyer?
That dream tram last night that took me all the way from the Fairfield Hall in Walthamstow (yes there is - don't argue, it's a dream) to the Trafford Centre in Manchester was quite the ride.
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 AM
That dream tram last night that took me all the way from the Fairfield Hall in Walthamstow (yes there is - don't argue, it's a dream) to the Trafford Centre in Manchester was quite the ride.
I like this new feature on BBC news. Why is weather?
Why is weather?
Is because cold?
And because January.
And will there be more cold?
Yes tomorrow and some other days too.
And how can we prepare for weather?
By being warm and buying some torch.
Thank you weather expert for why is weather update.
Why is weather?
Is because cold?
And because January.
And will there be more cold?
Yes tomorrow and some other days too.
And how can we prepare for weather?
By being warm and buying some torch.
Thank you weather expert for why is weather update.
January 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I like this new feature on BBC news. Why is weather?
Why is weather?
Is because cold?
And because January.
And will there be more cold?
Yes tomorrow and some other days too.
And how can we prepare for weather?
By being warm and buying some torch.
Thank you weather expert for why is weather update.
Why is weather?
Is because cold?
And because January.
And will there be more cold?
Yes tomorrow and some other days too.
And how can we prepare for weather?
By being warm and buying some torch.
Thank you weather expert for why is weather update.
60 years ago. Flicker flicker flicker blam Powis Gardens. It all begins here, underground pop dance fans.
January 27, 2026 at 7:40 PM
60 years ago. Flicker flicker flicker blam Powis Gardens. It all begins here, underground pop dance fans.
Avoiding thinking about poor sales in the only way writers know how, by working on next years book and describing fictional films you'd want to see and fictional clothes you'd want to wear.
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Avoiding thinking about poor sales in the only way writers know how, by working on next years book and describing fictional films you'd want to see and fictional clothes you'd want to wear.
For the evening crowd, should anyone wish to take me up on this.
Early days yet, I know but Drum has only sold 25 copies which is a bit of a reality check. I clearly need to up my promotional game so if anyone wants to invite me onto their podcast or do an interview or anything comedy related, you know where I am. Don't be shy.
January 26, 2026 at 8:08 PM
For the evening crowd, should anyone wish to take me up on this.
Reposted by Rob Chapman
Hello! It's Juliette Jones here. It took me ages to join, but here I am.
January 26, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Hello! It's Juliette Jones here. It took me ages to join, but here I am.
Early days yet, I know but Drum has only sold 25 copies which is a bit of a reality check. I clearly need to up my promotional game so if anyone wants to invite me onto their podcast or do an interview or anything comedy related, you know where I am. Don't be shy.
January 26, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Early days yet, I know but Drum has only sold 25 copies which is a bit of a reality check. I clearly need to up my promotional game so if anyone wants to invite me onto their podcast or do an interview or anything comedy related, you know where I am. Don't be shy.
If I get the answer right do you promise you'll stop begging me for money?
Is it true that … red light therapy masks prevent wrinkles?
Is it true that … red light therapy masks prevent wrinkles?
While there may be benefits to the treatment, anti-ageing probably isn’t one of them – which is something better left to the professionals
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 AM
If I get the answer right do you promise you'll stop begging me for money?
Michael Carrick's mighty red army!!!!!
January 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Michael Carrick's mighty red army!!!!!
Cast Your Fate To The Wind. A great lost Northern Soul instrumental interspersed with a series of dreamy codas.
January 25, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Cast Your Fate To The Wind. A great lost Northern Soul instrumental interspersed with a series of dreamy codas.
Ringo's drumming on I Feel Fine. Like Art Blakey on Monk's Bye-Ya
January 25, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Ringo's drumming on I Feel Fine. Like Art Blakey on Monk's Bye-Ya
I can't overestimate how good these weekly Big L Fab 40s are. Probably the most accurate reflection of period that you will hear on the radio. The unfiltered past. Not just the charts but all the new releases, also rans, never rans, cash ins and lost gems. The horrendous and heavenly side by side.
January 25, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I can't overestimate how good these weekly Big L Fab 40s are. Probably the most accurate reflection of period that you will hear on the radio. The unfiltered past. Not just the charts but all the new releases, also rans, never rans, cash ins and lost gems. The horrendous and heavenly side by side.
Get In!
Oh, sounds like the Big L Fab 40 has started up again, from January 1965, on Oldies Project London
January 25, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Get In!
Reposted by Rob Chapman
I'm pleased to add these authors (and a few of their credits) to the Highly-Rated Authors page on the Literary Retweet website.
@michaelshotter.com
@tonyriches.bsky.social
@scribblerrob.bsky.social
@authorgmacshane.bsky.social
www.literaryretweet.com/highly-rated...
@michaelshotter.com
@tonyriches.bsky.social
@scribblerrob.bsky.social
@authorgmacshane.bsky.social
www.literaryretweet.com/highly-rated...
January 24, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I'm pleased to add these authors (and a few of their credits) to the Highly-Rated Authors page on the Literary Retweet website.
@michaelshotter.com
@tonyriches.bsky.social
@scribblerrob.bsky.social
@authorgmacshane.bsky.social
www.literaryretweet.com/highly-rated...
@michaelshotter.com
@tonyriches.bsky.social
@scribblerrob.bsky.social
@authorgmacshane.bsky.social
www.literaryretweet.com/highly-rated...
Thank you to everyone who sent me nice messages last week. Your kindness and support moved me. x
January 24, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Thank you to everyone who sent me nice messages last week. Your kindness and support moved me. x
Earth art instillation. Dr Richard Beeching. Leicestershire. Created 1963.
January 24, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Earth art instillation. Dr Richard Beeching. Leicestershire. Created 1963.
All the Riverside albums on 6 CDs. £15. Stupendous value. There's a very good Bill Evans doc on Amazon Prime. Made in 2015. Everyone's in it.
January 23, 2026 at 12:09 PM
All the Riverside albums on 6 CDs. £15. Stupendous value. There's a very good Bill Evans doc on Amazon Prime. Made in 2015. Everyone's in it.
Busker outside Aldi doing a lovely version of Blues Run The Game. Warmed the heart on a rainy morning.
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Busker outside Aldi doing a lovely version of Blues Run The Game. Warmed the heart on a rainy morning.