Mary G Bird
@marebear333.bsky.social
I write monsters (smutty, funny, scary...any kind really), am a general smart-ass & misc creative type, and light fires when bored.
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Happy new year!
Tap to stop the clip for a blessing! Quoting/replying with screenshots welcome!
Wishing everyone a blissful, prosperous, and healthy year ahead!
㊗️新年快乐，心想事成，身体健康，财源滚滚，事事平安，興旺發發發！🍍🧧💰🎆
Tap to stop the clip for a blessing! Quoting/replying with screenshots welcome!
Wishing everyone a blissful, prosperous, and healthy year ahead!
㊗️新年快乐，心想事成，身体健康，财源滚滚，事事平安，興旺發發發！🍍🧧💰🎆
February 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Happy new year!
Tap to stop the clip for a blessing! Quoting/replying with screenshots welcome!
Wishing everyone a blissful, prosperous, and healthy year ahead!
㊗️新年快乐，心想事成，身体健康，财源滚滚，事事平安，興旺發發發！🍍🧧💰🎆
Tap to stop the clip for a blessing! Quoting/replying with screenshots welcome!
Wishing everyone a blissful, prosperous, and healthy year ahead!
㊗️新年快乐，心想事成，身体健康，财源滚滚，事事平安，興旺發發發！🍍🧧💰🎆
Hmmm...
Gambit
Wait for it...
Martian Manhunter
Spock (wanna play with his ears for some reason)
So had to really think about it for tolkien and finally came to the conclusion if it shuts him up tom bombadill
Gambit
Wait for it...
Martian Manhunter
Spock (wanna play with his ears for some reason)
So had to really think about it for tolkien and finally came to the conclusion if it shuts him up tom bombadill
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
February 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Hmmm...
Gambit
Wait for it...
Martian Manhunter
Spock (wanna play with his ears for some reason)
So had to really think about it for tolkien and finally came to the conclusion if it shuts him up tom bombadill
Gambit
Wait for it...
Martian Manhunter
Spock (wanna play with his ears for some reason)
So had to really think about it for tolkien and finally came to the conclusion if it shuts him up tom bombadill
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always makes my day
youtu.be/ZNomhZFaWWI?...
youtu.be/ZNomhZFaWWI?...
Beastie Boys | Sabotage | Sesame Street Mashup
YouTube video by isthishowyougoviral
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
always makes my day
youtu.be/ZNomhZFaWWI?...
youtu.be/ZNomhZFaWWI?...
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Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.
February 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.
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The Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument is re-raised!
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument is re-raised!
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.
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If there's no money for our health care, then there's no money for DHS. Go ask Trump or Elon for a check.
Congress moving closer to a shutdown for the Department of Homeland Security. Senate Democrats have filibustered a DHS funding bill - it needed 60 votes. Funding runs out Friday night.
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
If there's no money for our health care, then there's no money for DHS. Go ask Trump or Elon for a check.
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This is Elain, Rhysand, and Cassian. The mischievous trio ingested something toxic, making them all very sick. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10.org was able to cover their $9,400 hospital bill. They all made a full recovery, and each of the puppies found a forever home ❤️🩹
February 12, 2026 at 6:43 PM
This is Elain, Rhysand, and Cassian. The mischievous trio ingested something toxic, making them all very sick. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10.org was able to cover their $9,400 hospital bill. They all made a full recovery, and each of the puppies found a forever home ❤️🩹
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die hard genre readers need to go back to reading MMPBs very publicly and loudly, in public. i mean your horniest looking romance from 1991. SHOW IT OFF ON THE SUBWAY!
February 11, 2026 at 7:22 AM
die hard genre readers need to go back to reading MMPBs very publicly and loudly, in public. i mean your horniest looking romance from 1991. SHOW IT OFF ON THE SUBWAY!
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This is Ladybird. She's politely requesting butt pats. Will accept them for as long as you're willing to provide them. Could be days. Weeks even. 13/10 (TT: christina.stamper5)
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
This is Ladybird. She's politely requesting butt pats. Will accept them for as long as you're willing to provide them. Could be days. Weeks even. 13/10 (TT: christina.stamper5)
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You deserve access to abortion care if you are pregnant and do not want to be. Full stop.
Your reasons are your reasons and they are good enough.
Abortion is healthcare and everyone deserves healthcare access.
Your reasons are your reasons and they are good enough.
Abortion is healthcare and everyone deserves healthcare access.
You don’t need a traumatic or tragic story to deserve abortion care.
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
You deserve access to abortion care if you are pregnant and do not want to be. Full stop.
Your reasons are your reasons and they are good enough.
Abortion is healthcare and everyone deserves healthcare access.
Your reasons are your reasons and they are good enough.
Abortion is healthcare and everyone deserves healthcare access.
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
Not saying I was high at the grocery store, but a 1.5lbs bag of buttered popcorn is bigger than I would've anticipated...cheaper too and goes great with mini charleston chews...you know what? Fuck it, I guess I am saying I was high at the grocery store.
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Not saying I was high at the grocery store, but a 1.5lbs bag of buttered popcorn is bigger than I would've anticipated...cheaper too and goes great with mini charleston chews...you know what? Fuck it, I guess I am saying I was high at the grocery store.
Nah no asking, demand ice fuck right the fuck off and then keep fucking off until they drop of exhaustion from all the fucking off they did.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Nah no asking, demand ice fuck right the fuck off and then keep fucking off until they drop of exhaustion from all the fucking off they did.
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small crab eating a grape (important)
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
small crab eating a grape (important)
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The correct answer to anyone demanding that you provide proof of your anti-govt activism on public channels is "sorry Fed-Bob my lawyer says I can't play with you"
February 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The correct answer to anyone demanding that you provide proof of your anti-govt activism on public channels is "sorry Fed-Bob my lawyer says I can't play with you"
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Good morning to everyone who writes their own goddamn romance novels, using their messy human brain, because that’s where the good shit comes in and we all know it
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Good morning to everyone who writes their own goddamn romance novels, using their messy human brain, because that’s where the good shit comes in and we all know it
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Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum.
Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.
Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum.
Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.
Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.
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Every day some loser ass little shit comes on here whining about how they can't draw or write and that's why they deserve to use the machine that steals from people who did the work to be able to draw and write. And it's tiring. Be a little bitch quietly.
February 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Every day some loser ass little shit comes on here whining about how they can't draw or write and that's why they deserve to use the machine that steals from people who did the work to be able to draw and write. And it's tiring. Be a little bitch quietly.
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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After what we've seen over the last 13 months, we can easily state that we always could have afforded Universal Healthcare, living wages, teachers raises, a UBI, and free university, easily paid for by our taxes...THE GOVERNMENT JUST NEVER WANTED US TO HAVE IT...>
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
After what we've seen over the last 13 months, we can easily state that we always could have afforded Universal Healthcare, living wages, teachers raises, a UBI, and free university, easily paid for by our taxes...THE GOVERNMENT JUST NEVER WANTED US TO HAVE IT...>
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Scorpio: There's nothing here for you. Why do you even bother? I mean, what's the point? When's the last time you were even happy? Do you even know what that means? Don't you think-
Oh, sorry. I'm projecting.
Oh, sorry. I'm projecting.
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Scorpio: There's nothing here for you. Why do you even bother? I mean, what's the point? When's the last time you were even happy? Do you even know what that means? Don't you think-
Oh, sorry. I'm projecting.
Oh, sorry. I'm projecting.
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This is Zeus. He's 13 and can't howl quite like he used to. But that doesn't stop him from stepping pup when his community needs him. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: zeustheoldiegoldie)
January 31, 2026 at 5:24 PM
This is Zeus. He's 13 and can't howl quite like he used to. But that doesn't stop him from stepping pup when his community needs him. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: zeustheoldiegoldie)
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