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Cap'n Festive Cupcake
@maliceunchained.bsky.social
Professional procrastinator. Author. Geek. He/Him. Pseudo-husband. Father to a little Smidge.

THE SANGUINE DUSK, available now at all good online retailers, and ebook formats!
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My high fantasy vampire novel is still available, in ebook, print, and even audiobook through Apple Books! This is the book where a friend of mine specifically wanted me to write him in and kill him, so...why not check it out?

books2read.com/u/3GzNoa
Available now at your favorite digital store!
The Sanguine Dusk by Martyn C. Miles
books2read.com
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Lil something of my girlie Myliah, Polish folk coded 🤍❤️[wip]

#ocart #ocsky #artsky #oc #art
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Can't believe my job has *mandatory* training on A.I. bullshit 😖
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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And this is why you turn off the rude label entirely, because Bsky can not be trusted to not try and hide posts critical of management.
Love that this post got given a fucking rude flag..
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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We live in an increasingly mean world.

Defy the meanness. Do something nice for someone else. Smile and say good morning when you walk to your local shop.
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Say thank you when someone holds a door for you. Hold the door open for someone. Just… don’t be the worst of this country. Be the better part of it.

“How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.”

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Clearing out some space.

Prices include postage to a UK address and PayPal fees.

£200 Studio Series 86 Devastator.

£185 Age of the Primes Superion.

£28 Earthrise Thrust.
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@sapphomoss.bsky.social You did it again, Mossy. I haven't finished Chapter 9 yet but your phrasing, your writing style are just so damn *good*, and you write the Huntr/x girls perfectly. Astounding stuff as always.
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Price drop £55
Anyone need a brand new and sealed Alternators shock blast £65
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Price drop £80
Power of the primes Volcanicus for sale complete with all parts £100
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Christmas tree deployed! Let the festive feels commence!
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Thread on how to detect ai in that viral dog video
Yeah, I mean, I'm critical of any video nowadays that is trying to elicit an emotional response, especially when it's asking for subs at the end. It's weird that all the people seem to end up with the dog they want. And shelters are overflowing, where are the rooms full of people wanting to adopt?
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Coupla big brains in the replies here:
"Get a better agent."
"Save your best ideas for yourself"
"Create a bigger character"

eat soup made out of my balls
have a wank with a cheesegrater
give yourself a lego enema
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Nobody who works for Marvel should be watching their work earn billions while they get nothing back.
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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3pm ITV: MARI LWYD POPPINS. The magical horse skulled nanny turns up to take the Banks children on another nightmarish adventure.
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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There is no such thing as unskilled work. Classist bullshit of the highest order and nobody should have any truck with the notion or shitebags who say it.
Hey everyone, here's the news, if you aren't a high earner, entrepreneur or a "skilled frontline worker" (whatever the fuck that means) the "Labour" Party says you aren't contributing, you're a taker!
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I...I think I want to write some of #ProjectPGS again 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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It's my birthday! If you wanna do something for me it'd be really cool to recommended my comic to a friend. Otherwise, reading it and/or leaving a nice comment would be cool. OR you can just share my art. ❤️

badinfluencecomic.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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A truly great idea. 10,000 ethical assets freely available.

There’s no excuse for resorting to so-called AI with this and the *many* other assets you can use without resorting to laundered plagiarism.

Support real artists, not con artists.
More coverage of our 10,000 Game Assets Pack, this time on Dexerto. We really do appreciate all the support everyone is giving this - basically it makes the last year of working on it full time worthwhile & spurs us on to create more assets!! www.dexerto.com/gaming/indie... #gamedev #indiedev
Indie studio releases 10k human-made game assets so devs “don’t turn to AI” - Dexerto
Indie creators got a boost as a new 10k human-made asset pack launched to help developers avoid relying on AI tools.
www.dexerto.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Getting the skinny from your pipistrelle 🦇

Painting of a vampire (Or just a messy drinker with a head for heights and a pet bat) using @trueref.bsky.social ref, go check them out!

#TrueRefDT0010 #vampire
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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What do you reckon Bluesky? £30 for a pack of exclusive illustrated Doctor Who tarot cards? 20 individual designs. Can’t actually do it much cheaper.
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Some of my older witches designs available for adoption right now on my kofi!

(Some got their prices lowered btw ❤️)

ko-fi.com/thirea/shop/...
#adoptable #ocsky
October 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Rest in peace ya absolute legend.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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bonus: he wants to make Grok the arbiter and feed all your posts to it
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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And that inch was a completely unnecessary one, even if we want to be gentle with cis people who don't know any better

Trans women in sports? Puberty blockers? Trans people using restrooms? These were all SOLVED ISSUES THAT WERE FINE FOR DECADES. They didn't need to be picked at. It JUST harmed us.
just for anyone who lost track;

The inch bigots were given a decade ago has turned into several miles and my friends are suffering for it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM