Mike J
@majimaseyepatch.bsky.social
I was one of the lowest rated players (ever) in the history of EA’s NCAA Football video game
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Accountant by day, dog dad by night
Why are reading this when you could be learning why you should play the Yakuza/LAD games?
https://archive.ph/aQ06w
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Accountant by day, dog dad by night
Why are reading this when you could be learning why you should play the Yakuza/LAD games?
https://archive.ph/aQ06w
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Mike J
@majimaseyepatch.bsky.social
· May 24
Current game: Death Stranding Director’s Cut
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Y'all, the hospital where I had my surgery is running trials to see if GLP-1 medications can help people suffering from long COVID. It's open to any person with documented long COVID who lives in the US.
Please pass it on!
Please pass it on!
Home - Long COVID Treatment Trial
Be part of groundbreaking Long COVID research from Scripps Research. We endeavor to conduct a portfolio of Long COVID clinical trials.
longcovid.scripps.edu
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Y'all, the hospital where I had my surgery is running trials to see if GLP-1 medications can help people suffering from long COVID. It's open to any person with documented long COVID who lives in the US.
Please pass it on!
Please pass it on!
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Kash Patel looks like a drug mule who just realized all the balloons of coke in his ass have burst
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Kash Patel looks like a drug mule who just realized all the balloons of coke in his ass have burst
I’ve been playing Absolum when I am not playing Ball x Pit or Ghost of Wotei. I need to play more of it, but wanted to give it a shout out bc I am definitely enjoying what I’ve played so far
$24.99 on Steam right now
store.steampowered.com/app/1904480/...
$24.99 on Steam right now
store.steampowered.com/app/1904480/...
October 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’ve been playing Absolum when I am not playing Ball x Pit or Ghost of Wotei. I need to play more of it, but wanted to give it a shout out bc I am definitely enjoying what I’ve played so far
$24.99 on Steam right now
store.steampowered.com/app/1904480/...
$24.99 on Steam right now
store.steampowered.com/app/1904480/...
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These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets
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the people who run this place are miserable and deserve it 👍
October 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
the people who run this place are miserable and deserve it 👍
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If Democrats cave on this, I will never, ever, ever, ever vote for them ever again. Ever.
oh look, it’s literally the thing i wrote about for @rollingstone.com happening in real time. as we speak. like exactly what i reported, like a carbon copy.
as a reminder, here’s what i said people within the party and trans care advocates believe will most likely happen next.
as a reminder, here’s what i said people within the party and trans care advocates believe will most likely happen next.
September 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If Democrats cave on this, I will never, ever, ever, ever vote for them ever again. Ever.
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400 bucks a year as a service to replace buying games for people who buy 3 games a year fucking A+ math on this gentlemen good job
BREAKING: Microsoft is announcing big changes to Xbox Game Pass today. Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is getting more features, but it's going up to $29.99 a month. PC games + cloud are also coming to new Game Pass Essential + Premium plans. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/789424/...
Microsoft revamps Xbox Game Pass plans and hikes Ultimate to $29.99 a month
All Xbox Game Pass tiers are getting big changes
www.theverge.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
400 bucks a year as a service to replace buying games for people who buy 3 games a year fucking A+ math on this gentlemen good job
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David Zaslav complaining about the TV consumer experience being terrible is like a tumor complaining that its host has died
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
David Zaslav Says TV Has Become a “Terrible Consumer Experience”
Well, not his shows.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
David Zaslav complaining about the TV consumer experience being terrible is like a tumor complaining that its host has died
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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David Zaslav is right, TV has become a terrible consumer experience. For example, consumers are forced to experience many things that David Zaslav thinks are good ideas
September 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
David Zaslav is right, TV has become a terrible consumer experience. For example, consumers are forced to experience many things that David Zaslav thinks are good ideas
In this household, there is only one orange Broncos uniform that we stan
September 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
In this household, there is only one orange Broncos uniform that we stan
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Shameful to see a creator fired off a book and the whole series immediately cancelled on the same day because she was glib about the murder of someone who famously said that people like her should be stoned to death.
Breaking: DC Comics has cancelled the Red Hood comic book series.
www.thepopverse.com/comics-red-h...
www.thepopverse.com/comics-red-h...
DC Comics cancels Red Hood comic book series
The first issue of the 17+-rated Batman spin-off comic book series went on sale September 10, but DC Comics has informed retailers that orders for all future issues have been cancelled.
www.thepopverse.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Shameful to see a creator fired off a book and the whole series immediately cancelled on the same day because she was glib about the murder of someone who famously said that people like her should be stoned to death.
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
Been hyping this to friends and people I play with but will give it a shout out here too!
$30 game (10% off if you preorder)!
$30 game (10% off if you preorder)!
Shinobi: Art of Vengeance review - Sega’s superb reboot looks, sounds and plays like a dream.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
www.videogameschronicle.com/review/shino...
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
www.videogameschronicle.com/review/shino...
Shinobi Art of Vengeance review: Sega’s superb reboot looks, sounds and plays like a dream | VGC
Streets of Rage 4 studio Lizardcube has nailed the resurrection of another dormant Sega series…
www.videogameschronicle.com
August 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Been hyping this to friends and people I play with but will give it a shout out here too!
$30 game (10% off if you preorder)!
$30 game (10% off if you preorder)!
Gameplay demo of Replaced at Gamescom?!?!?
August 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gameplay demo of Replaced at Gamescom?!?!?
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maybe I'm weird but i wouldn't be proud of an ideology that consigned my son to death so billionaires could get tax cuts
In @nytopinion.bsky.social “My son’s life depends on government assistance,” writes Rachel Roth Aldhizer. “Recent cuts to Medicaid at both the federal and state levels mean millions of families like mine could soon be at a loss for how to care for our disabled loved ones.”
Opinion | I’m a Proud Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live.
The uncertainty around the future of Medicaid is paralyzing for families like mine.
nyti.ms
August 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
maybe I'm weird but i wouldn't be proud of an ideology that consigned my son to death so billionaires could get tax cuts
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not to be hyperbolic but this is legitimately one of the greatest strikes i’ve ever seen
August 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
not to be hyperbolic but this is legitimately one of the greatest strikes i’ve ever seen
My dog Eli made it through cancer surgery today!
August 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My dog Eli made it through cancer surgery today!
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Rest In Shit Hulk Hogan
July 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Rest In Shit Hulk Hogan
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13 of our titles have been shadowbanned despite containing no nsfw content and not being tagged as such.
They ARE tagged LGBT content.
Don't pretend this is only about nsfw works. Why are you censoring queer works?
They ARE tagged LGBT content.
Don't pretend this is only about nsfw works. Why are you censoring queer works?
July 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
13 of our titles have been shadowbanned despite containing no nsfw content and not being tagged as such.
They ARE tagged LGBT content.
Don't pretend this is only about nsfw works. Why are you censoring queer works?
They ARE tagged LGBT content.
Don't pretend this is only about nsfw works. Why are you censoring queer works?
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As someone who has never been excited to hear Donald Trump speak about anything, I could not be more excited to hear what he has to say about that South Park episode.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
July 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
As someone who has never been excited to hear Donald Trump speak about anything, I could not be more excited to hear what he has to say about that South Park episode.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
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This is the projection, this isn't happening lol. GTA VI is not getting >60% of PS5/XBS owners in 2 months.
GTA V sold +200M across Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, Xbox One, PC, PS5, and Xbox Series over a decade. I can see ~25M day 1 but there will be a massive drop off at first. GTA VI will sell over time.
GTA V sold +200M across Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, Xbox One, PC, PS5, and Xbox Series over a decade. I can see ~25M day 1 but there will be a massive drop off at first. GTA VI will sell over time.
July 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is the projection, this isn't happening lol. GTA VI is not getting >60% of PS5/XBS owners in 2 months.
GTA V sold +200M across Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, Xbox One, PC, PS5, and Xbox Series over a decade. I can see ~25M day 1 but there will be a massive drop off at first. GTA VI will sell over time.
GTA V sold +200M across Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, Xbox One, PC, PS5, and Xbox Series over a decade. I can see ~25M day 1 but there will be a massive drop off at first. GTA VI will sell over time.