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Mike J
@majimaseyepatch.bsky.social
I was one of the lowest rated players (ever) in the history of EA’s NCAA Football video game

COan
Accountant by day, dog dad by night

Why are reading this when you could be learning why you should play the Yakuza/LAD games?

https://archive.ph/aQ06w
The University of Colorado football “chose your own adventure” game:
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Then again, it could be worse - I could be a Saints fan and have to suffer through this

(some call the color of the jersey "tan", I call it "urine", either way, that is not "gold")
September 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
In this household, there is only one orange Broncos uniform that we stan
September 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Cool story

I voted

Have a lovely Sunday, Annabelle!
August 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My dog Eli made it through cancer surgery today!
August 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Bernie's favorite Yakuza waifu has to be Mirei Park, right?
June 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I have finished chapter 3 and (the surprisingly short!) chapter 4

FINALLY a little bit more about the character Mads Mikkelsen is playing and…it only adds to the mystery behind his character?!?

#DeathStranding
May 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Close (18th?)

Imagine what it would be like if they were actually competitive, let alone good
May 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This summarizes American business leaders so well:

*Trump promises A LOT more tariffs during campaign

*exec of company importing 65% of its products from China votes for more tariffs

*same exec says they might have to lay people off bc of how tariffs are hurting business, exec not among layoffs
May 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
No, they're not (at least not in the way you suggest)
April 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
April 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hi Shane - if there is a “clear public interest” (The Atlantic’s own words), why is the story paywalled?
March 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The replies lol
March 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I thought this was @charalanahzard.bsky.social at first, and who did the next skeet in my feed belong to? Alanah.
February 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Caught my eye given my ties to the area.

If that’s correct - this is the previous home his family owned (I would bet that is a million dollar home in today’s market in CO). Hardly surprised to find out it is some sheltered, spoiled brat from up in the valley.
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
1. You bring up the Auschwitz trip multiple times, as if others that were with him on that trip have not commented on how disinterested he was and how, for Musk at least, it seemed to be entirely for show.
January 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Try searching pushpin in the emoji window if you're on windows (emoji keyboard is brought up by pressing the windows key and the button for typing a period at the same time)

(I was curious and looked it up)
January 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sorry I am kind of bad at linking stuff on here

if you use that red pin or thumbtack emoji and go look at that feed, you'll see results like so for the posts you've replied to with that emoji
January 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Solomon’s favorite video game (within a video game):
December 19, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I want an oversized traffic cone that I can hide inside to surprise someone…
December 11, 2024 at 12:20 PM
The first thing that comes to mind when I am out to dinner with people and they order a water instead of booze is always “they are not invested in the evening, I am not worth the drink”💀
November 23, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Happy Yakuza Friday
November 22, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Mina's archtype IRL
November 15, 2024 at 9:55 PM