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Mike J
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I was one of the lowest rated players (ever) in the history of EA’s NCAA Football video game

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Accountant by day, dog dad by night

Why are reading this when you could be learning why you should play the Yakuza/LAD games?

https://archive.ph/aQ06w
And yet, Commanders ownership will still be dumb enough to give into his demand that they name their new stadium after him
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The University of Colorado football “chose your own adventure” game:
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We used up our allotted “one year of success and happiness per decade” last year

It’s back to misery and irrelevance until the 2030’s
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I know there are other franchises with bad owners, but I always circle back to this article about owner Dick Monfort when people need more background on why the Rockies are such a dumpster fire of an organization

Dick Monfort is a clown

www.nytimes.com/athletic/246...
How it all went wrong for the Colorado Rockies (Published 2021)
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's like all of his takes are shit?

(that or he tries to be a contrarian on everything bc he is desperate for attention/engagement)
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Answer: the University of Colorado (the Alfred Packer Grill)
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"This Big 12 school has a dining hall named after a 19th century cannibal"

(I assume there aren't a lot of schools that have dining halls named after alleged cannibals)
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I have not had good luck with gummies more generally (THC or CBD) as they all feel pretty cheap and somehow give me indigestion?

Brownies and cookies and chocolates on the other hand...

(I use them to help treat chronic pain fwiw, just wanted to be clear since it's a different use case)
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
That or you can buy a key on Fanatical, where it is $19.49

Beat em up roguelite from Guard Crush Games, which also made Streets of Rage 4

www.fanatical.com/en/game/abso...
Absolum | PC Steam Game | Fanatical
Absolum mixes top-of-the-class combat action with modern...
www.fanatical.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Those things are dangerous!

When I was in college, we had bands that we had to loop around the squat bar for added resistance.

I was removing one when it snapped and hit me in my right eye. I spent the next 3-4 days panicking that my vision loss was permanent, and I’ve not touched one since!
October 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’d much rather support a measure that says no one in Congress will be paid this year
October 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Looks like I am going back to getting my music the old fashioned way: pirating it!
October 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
They're missing a "charismatic leader" bc there is nothing charismatic about "let's form a third party and run it back with the same types of candidates and policies we've been trying for the past 40-50 years, and expect different results"

Party motto: "Surely this time will be different...right?"
September 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Then again, it could be worse - I could be a Saints fan and have to suffer through this

(some call the color of the jersey "tan", I call it "urine", either way, that is not "gold")
September 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It still frustrates me that they accepted this mid makeover from Nike last year instead of reverting to the orange crush uniforms and the "D" helmet like most of the fan base wanted
September 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM