🎊🎄Holiday Maenad🎄🎊
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It’ll be just like starting over…
#NOLATwitter now in Chicago
The fear of falling is usually worse than the fall so just fling yourself at the fucking pavement
#NOLATwitter now in Chicago
The fear of falling is usually worse than the fall so just fling yourself at the fucking pavement
Pinned
Whatever.
There’s some graves I want to live long enough to dance on.
There’s some graves I want to live long enough to dance on.
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This is a thread of recipes for the #CookieParty feed, in case you're looking for inspiration and new ideas. I love the ones with personal histories, like this one from Mary's grandma's typewriter. I present: "Nut Cups"
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Here's the recipe straight from my grandma's typewriter🫶
I use walnuts. Be careful, it's very easy to overindulge because they are so delicious!! 😁
I use walnuts. Be careful, it's very easy to overindulge because they are so delicious!! 😁
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is a thread of recipes for the #CookieParty feed, in case you're looking for inspiration and new ideas. I love the ones with personal histories, like this one from Mary's grandma's typewriter. I present: "Nut Cups"
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Teacher with medium-length hair talking to students at desks.] TEACHER: Modern physics rests on three main pillars: General relativity, which describes very massive objects, (2) TEACHER: quantum mechanics, which describes very small objects, (3) TEACHER: and hyperacute interdynamics, which describes objects 10-30cm in size and 200-700g in mass. (4) STUDENT [from off-panel]: That last one seems kind of limited. TEACHER: Yeah, but over its domain, it’s *really* precise. Absolutely *nails* squirrels and grapefruit. Someday we hope to unify it with the other two.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiafobst5ppqa3jchutqacu7lzalrmtw3djlf5oprwn57fzzrfpv4y@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Democratic leadership didn’t want to stick their necks out for him. The GOP didn’t want him even referred to as a “Maryland man.” Sen. Chris Van Hollen, his congressional representative fought for him. And we should never forget any of this. apnews.com/article/abre...
Kilmar Abrego Garcia freed from federal immigration detention, his attorney's office says
Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from an immigration detention center in Pennsylvania following an order from a federal judge issued Thursday, according to his attorney’s office.
apnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Democratic leadership didn’t want to stick their necks out for him. The GOP didn’t want him even referred to as a “Maryland man.” Sen. Chris Van Hollen, his congressional representative fought for him. And we should never forget any of this. apnews.com/article/abre...
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I wrote about 28 Years Later
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August 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I wrote about 28 Years Later
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extremely humbling to put an enormous amount of time and research into a self-published essay about covert Arthurian legend in 28 Years Later and trying get people to read it feels like pulling teeth, and then I see a viral post where some guy's like, "idk it’s kinda like Kelson is Merlin"
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
extremely humbling to put an enormous amount of time and research into a self-published essay about covert Arthurian legend in 28 Years Later and trying get people to read it feels like pulling teeth, and then I see a viral post where some guy's like, "idk it’s kinda like Kelson is Merlin"
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“if you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?”
i want to upload all the data on my mom just to see how miserably the tech falls short of her. you know goddamn well all this can do is generate an empty parody of them. they want you to weep over a halloween mask
i want to upload all the data on my mom just to see how miserably the tech falls short of her. you know goddamn well all this can do is generate an empty parody of them. they want you to weep over a halloween mask
At this point we have to assume that tech companies watch episodes of Black Mirror together, take notes, and spend hours ideating on how they can make the horrors they witnessed real.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“if you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?”
i want to upload all the data on my mom just to see how miserably the tech falls short of her. you know goddamn well all this can do is generate an empty parody of them. they want you to weep over a halloween mask
i want to upload all the data on my mom just to see how miserably the tech falls short of her. you know goddamn well all this can do is generate an empty parody of them. they want you to weep over a halloween mask
WHAT
The former Michigan head football coach was reportedly detained by police "for investigation into potential charges" shortly after he was fired
Michigan Football Coach Detained By Police Shortly After Getting Fired: Report
www.huffpost.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
WHAT
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Best and funniest description of habit ever.
& the people who talk into their phone like it's a Dixie cup with a string attached to it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Best and funniest description of habit ever.
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Weird, it’s almost as though when you come crashing into a room going “buckle up because thanks to my tech you’ll never have a job again & there’ll be no art or music or books & frankly we don’t need to keep useless eaters like you alive anymore” people take that as an existential threat
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Weird, it’s almost as though when you come crashing into a room going “buckle up because thanks to my tech you’ll never have a job again & there’ll be no art or music or books & frankly we don’t need to keep useless eaters like you alive anymore” people take that as an existential threat
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JFC wish people would stop saying THE HUNGER GAMES ripped off BATTLE ROYALE. (Peter Bradshaw in The Guardian, parroting Quentin Tarantino, being the latest offender.) Might as well say it ripped off THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME; DEATH RACE 2000; ROLLERBALL; THE RUNNING MAN; THE 10th VICTIM tbc
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
JFC wish people would stop saying THE HUNGER GAMES ripped off BATTLE ROYALE. (Peter Bradshaw in The Guardian, parroting Quentin Tarantino, being the latest offender.) Might as well say it ripped off THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME; DEATH RACE 2000; ROLLERBALL; THE RUNNING MAN; THE 10th VICTIM tbc
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The best present? An alligators present. This holiday season, give your loved ones the gift of alligators. 🐊🎁🎄
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The best present? An alligators present. This holiday season, give your loved ones the gift of alligators. 🐊🎁🎄
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The people of New Orleans have created an incredible grassroots community intelligence service to track the feds as they hunt the city's immigrants. A real good cops vs. bad cops dynamic being replicated across the country right now.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/new-orlean...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/new-orlean...
New Orleans Is Watching You, Fuckers.
As the feds chase immigrants, a city chases the feds.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The people of New Orleans have created an incredible grassroots community intelligence service to track the feds as they hunt the city's immigrants. A real good cops vs. bad cops dynamic being replicated across the country right now.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/new-orlean...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/new-orlean...
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engaging with TikTok content as if most of it is posted in good faith is a fundamental failure of media literacy in 2025. people openly brag about how much money they make ragebaiting the algorithm.
if TikTok content outrages you, assume it was made for that purpose and that’s how they make money
if TikTok content outrages you, assume it was made for that purpose and that’s how they make money
December 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
engaging with TikTok content as if most of it is posted in good faith is a fundamental failure of media literacy in 2025. people openly brag about how much money they make ragebaiting the algorithm.
if TikTok content outrages you, assume it was made for that purpose and that’s how they make money
if TikTok content outrages you, assume it was made for that purpose and that’s how they make money
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THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR THE TRAINS
Amtrak reports Mardi Gras service among most successful ever https://mynbc15.com/news/local/amtrak-provides-boost-to-mobile-businesses
Amtrak's Mardi Gras service boosts Mobile tourism with higher than expected ridership
Amtrak says the new Mardi Gras service that connects Mobile to New Orleans is one of the most successful services ever launched and it's on track to double the
mynbc15.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR THE TRAINS
Would kill to see this show in group b
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Would kill to see this show in group b
I do think they should pause until spring with the state of things right now and more snow coming. (I saw an insta reel where someone was helping one over a slush pond at a curb cut and like…no just let it freeze in place at that point)
So we have a lot of snow piled up and some sidewalks aren’t plowed and seeing these things pushing pedestrians to the slushy more treacherous footing is ANNOYING is all I can say about that. Yes, I’ve seen it happen in person.
Delivery robots are taking over Chicago sidewalks, sparking debate and a petition to hit "pause." blockclubchi.co/3KmCRIu
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I do think they should pause until spring with the state of things right now and more snow coming. (I saw an insta reel where someone was helping one over a slush pond at a curb cut and like…no just let it freeze in place at that point)
So we have a lot of snow piled up and some sidewalks aren’t plowed and seeing these things pushing pedestrians to the slushy more treacherous footing is ANNOYING is all I can say about that. Yes, I’ve seen it happen in person.
Delivery robots are taking over Chicago sidewalks, sparking debate and a petition to hit "pause." blockclubchi.co/3KmCRIu
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
So we have a lot of snow piled up and some sidewalks aren’t plowed and seeing these things pushing pedestrians to the slushy more treacherous footing is ANNOYING is all I can say about that. Yes, I’ve seen it happen in person.
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I remember when you got on an airplane and you didn't have to PRAY TO CTHULHU but now it's all ELDER GOD this and DAMP HAND TOWEL THAT and I'm sick of it.
Can't we go back to before those that made the stars demanded our allegiance in their hellish reality?
Also, ENOUGH with the Biscoff!
Can't we go back to before those that made the stars demanded our allegiance in their hellish reality?
Also, ENOUGH with the Biscoff!
a baby is smiling while sitting on the floor
ALT: a baby is smiling while sitting on the floor
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I remember when you got on an airplane and you didn't have to PRAY TO CTHULHU but now it's all ELDER GOD this and DAMP HAND TOWEL THAT and I'm sick of it.
Can't we go back to before those that made the stars demanded our allegiance in their hellish reality?
Also, ENOUGH with the Biscoff!
Can't we go back to before those that made the stars demanded our allegiance in their hellish reality?
Also, ENOUGH with the Biscoff!
Thought he wanted us to dress nicer and now he wants us all musty in workout gear? Get it together, dummy
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Thought he wanted us to dress nicer and now he wants us all musty in workout gear? Get it together, dummy
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Day EIGHT:
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Christmas Movie Dress Advent Calendar Day 8: Miss Piggy in THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL - Tom + Lorenzo
Yesterday, a depressed holiday princess! Today, a fierce Christmas mama. We figured we needed to return to a more traditional vibe after that last entry
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December 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Day EIGHT:
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
Wooooooooof ok well then thats the bears game over now 😒
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Wooooooooof ok well then thats the bears game over now 😒
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Shough is the QB. Do not draft anymore QBs please
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Shough is the QB. Do not draft anymore QBs please