Kris Straub (كريس)
@krisstraub.com
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LOCAL58TV, Candle Cove, All Houses Matter. Cartoonist, presenter, humor scientist. K’thriss on #acqinc. He/him 🇪🇬
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krisstraub.com
how much does it suck? :|
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regretagarbo.rip
OKAY SO— if you want to get into #southerncharm before the nov 18th premiere, i would recommend starting season 5 or 6. that means you have 5 seasons to get through in about a month. if you’re gonna do this with me, let me know. i will also write some kind of primer about things that happen Outside
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regretagarbo.rip
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING HIRE ME OR GIVE ME MONEY
regretagarbo.rip
quick reminder that i am extremely broke & unemployed, was unpaid *before* i quit last year from june-december, and would really like A Job or any help you can give

bento.me/regretagarbo
Vidal Dax
i am a succubus what feeds off the sadness of men
bento.me
krisstraub.com
don’t worry about me. i got the best brother in the world
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charalanahzard.bsky.social
I’m quite seriously concerned about the economic collapse that’ll come with the AI bubble popping, and I feel like this really illustrates why: so many headlines touting huge numbers and insane productivity for services there is absolutely no market for. Who wants 8,000 extra books a year?
marcorinaldi.bsky.social
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
Bookseller article with the headline "New publisher Spines aims to 'disrupt' industry by using AI to publish 8,000 books in 2025 alone" 🤮🤮🤮
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stringerplz.bsky.social
MASSIVE shout out to the @paxaus.bsky.social Enforcers, RX Staff and and MCEC crew for the smoothest fire alarm evac and reload I've ever experienced, real or fake. We're back at it and having a fine time! Thanks for touching grass everyone 🌿
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tychobrahe.bsky.social
BEHOLD! Take a piratical sabbatical with the crew of The Midwife in @limithron.bsky.social's amazing Pirate Borg!

www.twitch.tv/videos/25885...
krisstraub.com
i have to go there one day
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tychobrahe.bsky.social
I had such a good time with Violet, Ify, John, and Kris. I really wanted to make something cool for @limithron.bsky.social and I hope I did.
pennyarcade.bsky.social
Acquisitions Incorporated returns to @@paxaus.bsky.social 's Main Theatre, This Friday @ 8:30pm AET with a game of @limithron.bsky.social 's Pirate Borg!
Featuring @ifycomedy.com , @robbotron.bsky.social , @krisstraub.com , and @tychobrahe.bsky.social !
Streaming live on twitch.tv/pax
krisstraub.com
it’s very ambiguous, very “america’s #1 mustard”
krisstraub.com
it’s too far away but also no
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pennyarcade.bsky.social
Acquisitions Incorporated returns to @@paxaus.bsky.social 's Main Theatre, This Friday @ 8:30pm AET with a game of @limithron.bsky.social 's Pirate Borg!
Featuring @ifycomedy.com , @robbotron.bsky.social , @krisstraub.com , and @tychobrahe.bsky.social !
Streaming live on twitch.tv/pax
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bluebirdbreeze.bsky.social
Do not watch the HBO series.
Do not buy wizard game (2).

I usually don't judge too much, I get that not everyone is fully in the loop for everything. If you support JKR now, we are done.
jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
krisstraub.com
it cannot be self-applied, it is only their friends’ place to say
krisstraub.com
not yet! i will make time, i’ve heard good things
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ffrancavilla.bsky.social
CANDLE COVE
(a favorite from the great creepypasta series that was CHANEL ZERO)
a skeleton face wearing a tricorn hat and a cape, with a bloody hook in the front and a couple of teeth
krisstraub.com
i watched V/H/S/halloween and i think i am fundamentally broken as a person, in terms of enjoying horror