Cortana 👻
@cortanav.bsky.social
“A goth Slut!” - Trixie Mattel
Dachshund Maven. Bearded Lady. Retired Cowgirl.
she/her
UX, UI, IA, && Accessibility for the games you like. Enforcer at PAX.
Seattle — Duwamish Territory
bento.me/cortanav
Dachshund Maven. Bearded Lady. Retired Cowgirl.
she/her
UX, UI, IA, && Accessibility for the games you like. Enforcer at PAX.
Seattle — Duwamish Territory
bento.me/cortanav
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i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
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That’s less than my 2017 c300 new.
I don't see how Tesla's Model 3 can survive if Benz can offer an alternative EV this cheap, with this kind of performance, on top of the 15% tariff that it's charged in the US.
Imagine what this model does to Tesla in Europe, where Benz pays no tariffs.
Imagine what this model does to Tesla in Europe, where Benz pays no tariffs.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
That’s less than my 2017 c300 new.
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I don't see how Tesla's Model 3 can survive if Benz can offer an alternative EV this cheap, with this kind of performance, on top of the 15% tariff that it's charged in the US.
Imagine what this model does to Tesla in Europe, where Benz pays no tariffs.
Imagine what this model does to Tesla in Europe, where Benz pays no tariffs.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don't see how Tesla's Model 3 can survive if Benz can offer an alternative EV this cheap, with this kind of performance, on top of the 15% tariff that it's charged in the US.
Imagine what this model does to Tesla in Europe, where Benz pays no tariffs.
Imagine what this model does to Tesla in Europe, where Benz pays no tariffs.
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Boar's Head has ANOTHER Listeria infected product, and this time it's cheese. I would not trust this company again without substantial changes.
www.eatingwell.com/boars-head-c...
www.eatingwell.com/boars-head-c...
Boar's Head Just Recalled Cheese Due to Listeria Contamination—Here’s What to Know
There’s an active recall on two Boar’s Head cheese products sold nationwide because of a Listeria risk. Read on for more information.
www.eatingwell.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Boar's Head has ANOTHER Listeria infected product, and this time it's cheese. I would not trust this company again without substantial changes.
www.eatingwell.com/boars-head-c...
www.eatingwell.com/boars-head-c...
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my most boomer gamer take is all mmorpg dungeons should look like this
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
my most boomer gamer take is all mmorpg dungeons should look like this
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I mean the FAB Market place is already FLOODED with AI generated garbage
Opposing Steam’s AI Disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney Says Game Stores Should Drop "the AI tag" Because "it makes no sense" When "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
Opposing Steam's AI disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says game stores should drop "the AI tag" because "it makes no sense" when "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
Steam has actually made AI disclosures even more prominent
www.gamesradar.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I mean the FAB Market place is already FLOODED with AI generated garbage
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Skyrim mod when
I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Skyrim mod when
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Visited my mom last week and did this on her new tv while she was out of the living room.
I don’t she would actively notice the difference but it’s about doing what’s right!
I don’t she would actively notice the difference but it’s about doing what’s right!
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Visited my mom last week and did this on her new tv while she was out of the living room.
I don’t she would actively notice the difference but it’s about doing what’s right!
I don’t she would actively notice the difference but it’s about doing what’s right!
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Q: A caller said she forgot to baste every 10 minutes. I told her to serve the turkey anyway. Was I correct?
A: No. The turkey is merely the vehicle for the basting. People would rather suck on the end of a baster full of buttery juices than gnaw at some dry old wing. Bad call.
A: No. The turkey is merely the vehicle for the basting. People would rather suck on the end of a baster full of buttery juices than gnaw at some dry old wing. Bad call.
Butterball’s Helpline Helpline
Originally published November 26, 20023. - - -Q: A caller just said she forgot to baste every 10 minutes. I advised her to serve the turkey anyway....
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Q: A caller said she forgot to baste every 10 minutes. I told her to serve the turkey anyway. Was I correct?
A: No. The turkey is merely the vehicle for the basting. People would rather suck on the end of a baster full of buttery juices than gnaw at some dry old wing. Bad call.
A: No. The turkey is merely the vehicle for the basting. People would rather suck on the end of a baster full of buttery juices than gnaw at some dry old wing. Bad call.
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It used to be that you wouldn't get notifications for the specific chat you have open on desktop while it was in focus
Now I just don't get notifications at all unless I quit the app *that's designed to be always running* on desktop first!!
Anyway uhhhh sorry if I've missed some messages lately 🥲
Now I just don't get notifications at all unless I quit the app *that's designed to be always running* on desktop first!!
Anyway uhhhh sorry if I've missed some messages lately 🥲
Hey is anyone else just not getting push notifications from Discord anymore or is it just me
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It used to be that you wouldn't get notifications for the specific chat you have open on desktop while it was in focus
Now I just don't get notifications at all unless I quit the app *that's designed to be always running* on desktop first!!
Anyway uhhhh sorry if I've missed some messages lately 🥲
Now I just don't get notifications at all unless I quit the app *that's designed to be always running* on desktop first!!
Anyway uhhhh sorry if I've missed some messages lately 🥲
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slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
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christ almighty
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
christ almighty
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We have a “poverty trap” and it’s driving the destruction of social cohesion.
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
We have a “poverty trap” and it’s driving the destruction of social cohesion.
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
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Lithium citrate - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I'm going to give you the best secret I know to cooking amazing turkey or chicken or beef or any meat at all.
Ready? Write this down.
Cook to temperature, not time.
Get an instant-read digital thermometer, and use it. If you don't own one, you should get one.
Ready? Write this down.
Cook to temperature, not time.
Get an instant-read digital thermometer, and use it. If you don't own one, you should get one.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm going to give you the best secret I know to cooking amazing turkey or chicken or beef or any meat at all.
Ready? Write this down.
Cook to temperature, not time.
Get an instant-read digital thermometer, and use it. If you don't own one, you should get one.
Ready? Write this down.
Cook to temperature, not time.
Get an instant-read digital thermometer, and use it. If you don't own one, you should get one.
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Generated by "Conservative hip-hop artist Christopher 'Topher' Townsend".
What is most frustrating about this and the AI-generated Xania Monet is that the promotional images songs were generated by BLACK PEOPLE.
Not all skinfolk are kinfolk. They are selling out their own heritage.
WTF?! 😠
What is most frustrating about this and the AI-generated Xania Monet is that the promotional images songs were generated by BLACK PEOPLE.
Not all skinfolk are kinfolk. They are selling out their own heritage.
WTF?! 😠
An AI-generated Christian artist named Solomon Ray has taken the gospel music world by storm after topping the iTunes and Billboard charts with his album “Faithful Soul.”
nypost.com/2025/11/25/e...
nypost.com/2025/11/25/e...
The No. 1 Christian artist topping the charts has no soul — thanks to AI
“I think that it’s really weird to be opening up your spirit to something that has no spirit.”
nypost.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Generated by "Conservative hip-hop artist Christopher 'Topher' Townsend".
What is most frustrating about this and the AI-generated Xania Monet is that the promotional images songs were generated by BLACK PEOPLE.
Not all skinfolk are kinfolk. They are selling out their own heritage.
WTF?! 😠
What is most frustrating about this and the AI-generated Xania Monet is that the promotional images songs were generated by BLACK PEOPLE.
Not all skinfolk are kinfolk. They are selling out their own heritage.
WTF?! 😠
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please know that when you call your significant other your “partner” (based, good) and don’t specify a gender, I imagine you holding hands with slenderman
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
please know that when you call your significant other your “partner” (based, good) and don’t specify a gender, I imagine you holding hands with slenderman
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I have a new "instant classic" t-shirt design up and a "stone cold classic" t-shirt design up.
These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you
roryblank.bigcartel.com
These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you
roryblank.bigcartel.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I have a new "instant classic" t-shirt design up and a "stone cold classic" t-shirt design up.
These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you
roryblank.bigcartel.com
These will probably be the last run of shirts I do that are printed in 2025 thank you
roryblank.bigcartel.com
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This would fix America
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This would fix America
Put lithium back in 7-Up
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Put lithium back in 7-Up
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck