Cortana 👻
@cortanav.bsky.social
“A goth Slut!” - Trixie Mattel
Dachshund Maven. Bearded Lady. Retired Cowgirl.
she/her
UX, UI, IA, && Accessibility for the games you like. Enforcer at PAX.
Seattle — Duwamish Territory
bento.me/cortanav
Dachshund Maven. Bearded Lady. Retired Cowgirl.
she/her
UX, UI, IA, && Accessibility for the games you like. Enforcer at PAX.
Seattle — Duwamish Territory
bento.me/cortanav
Please give them your food. They have never been fed.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Please give them your food. They have never been fed.
Here you go! Walter is on the right in the photo that has the both of them.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Here you go! Walter is on the right in the photo that has the both of them.
Loaf is just happy to be napping next to me while on a bunch of ✨ drugs ✨
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Loaf is just happy to be napping next to me while on a bunch of ✨ drugs ✨
Dachshund Cerberus Dog Vomiting Update
Took all 3 to the vet at 8am. Loaf required 3 people to hold him down for the blood draw, since he decided to alligator roll across the exam table. They didn’t walk as far this morning since they haven’t kept food down for a couple of days.
Took all 3 to the vet at 8am. Loaf required 3 people to hold him down for the blood draw, since he decided to alligator roll across the exam table. They didn’t walk as far this morning since they haven’t kept food down for a couple of days.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Dachshund Cerberus Dog Vomiting Update
Took all 3 to the vet at 8am. Loaf required 3 people to hold him down for the blood draw, since he decided to alligator roll across the exam table. They didn’t walk as far this morning since they haven’t kept food down for a couple of days.
Took all 3 to the vet at 8am. Loaf required 3 people to hold him down for the blood draw, since he decided to alligator roll across the exam table. They didn’t walk as far this morning since they haven’t kept food down for a couple of days.
Hey chat is this anything
![Dachshund Cerberus is Vomiting
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Subject: Dachshund Cerberus is Vomiting
Hey there,
Luna and Loaf are vomiting their food.
This started Friday night with just Loaf. His vomit was more yellow when he had no more food left in his stomach.
We found vomit today, but didn't witness the vomit, and it all contained food. Luna vomited up her morning carrots, and the fluid was yellow. After the Mystery Vomit, Loaf vomited just white vomit while on a walk.
All three have appetites and are drinking water.
Stool looks normal. They're going on walks and have zoomies. Loaf still wants to eat grass.
Not sure if Libby has vomited, as she would likely have hid it.
We stopped using the filtered water dish, in case it's contaminated in a way that a new filter won't fix.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:idjymrsykgdxgswrdssf6hjy/bafkreicxdponpoa62arwdrbpgn65ysjg2c35e57szvjlbk2hceehskf4pq@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hey chat is this anything
Shoving one down for @regretagarbo.rip
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shoving one down for @regretagarbo.rip
Neurodivergent, yes. Shy? Anna, he is fucking me with his eyes.
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Neurodivergent, yes. Shy? Anna, he is fucking me with his eyes.
Specifically the Costco in Puerto Vallarta. My emotional support Costco.
![Google maps screencap of Costco Wholesale Puerto Vallarta.
Costco Puerto Vallarta
4.6 [Stars] (11,257)
Warehouse store • [Wheelchair accessibility icon]
Open • Closes 8:30 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:idjymrsykgdxgswrdssf6hjy/bafkreibozgpatoaydqjtthm2lf5fka4uuqnor55lknunf2hmmfghpmzxqy@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Specifically the Costco in Puerto Vallarta. My emotional support Costco.
It’s not gonna buff out.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s not gonna buff out.
She will not make eye contact with me right now.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
She will not make eye contact with me right now.
The boy was bathed today. Very upsetting times for himb.
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The boy was bathed today. Very upsetting times for himb.
You better boop that snoot.
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You better boop that snoot.
I swear my lawyer charges me at a discount when my dogs are on our zoom calls.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I swear my lawyer charges me at a discount when my dogs are on our zoom calls.
Went to a Latvian festival yesterday and ate less than half of this food and it automatically gave me glorious meat sweats.
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Went to a Latvian festival yesterday and ate less than half of this food and it automatically gave me glorious meat sweats.
In a few weeks it will be the four year anniversary of Loaf ruining not only @regretagarbo.rip’s cat’s heated bed, but also ruining the entire concept of dogs for her cat.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
In a few weeks it will be the four year anniversary of Loaf ruining not only @regretagarbo.rip’s cat’s heated bed, but also ruining the entire concept of dogs for her cat.
holy shit i love him
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
holy shit i love him
nothing brings the family chat together like the death of a loved one
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
nothing brings the family chat together like the death of a loved one
The family signal chat is so fucking lit right now.
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The family signal chat is so fucking lit right now.
THE GALES OF NOVEMBER CAME EARLYYYYY
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
THE GALES OF NOVEMBER CAME EARLYYYYY
No, I’m not invited to the funeral lmao
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
No, I’m not invited to the funeral lmao
A coyote stared at the sausage dogs this morning on our walk. Couldn’t get the thing to fuck off by screaming or barking. It just chilled there looking at my weird cats.
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A coyote stared at the sausage dogs this morning on our walk. Couldn’t get the thing to fuck off by screaming or barking. It just chilled there looking at my weird cats.
My sön sends his regards
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My sön sends his regards