Mae
@maeevergreen.bsky.social
masters degree in small talk and going to the movies
She/They pdx
She/They pdx
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
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ok whatever i’m sure someone will text me if we go to war with greenland or something, i can’t be responsible for reading all the weird stuff the president said today
January 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
ok whatever i’m sure someone will text me if we go to war with greenland or something, i can’t be responsible for reading all the weird stuff the president said today
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you’re welcome for removing your dictator. you can use ours while we steal your oil. he will rename everything after himself because he can’t remember new words. if he starts making a ballroom just let him until he finishes, we have not tried telling him no. welcome to democracy
January 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
you’re welcome for removing your dictator. you can use ours while we steal your oil. he will rename everything after himself because he can’t remember new words. if he starts making a ballroom just let him until he finishes, we have not tried telling him no. welcome to democracy
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I do appreciate how each new Mr Beast thing becomes more dreamlike, as if it’s a profane parable whispered into your subconscious by a demon
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I do appreciate how each new Mr Beast thing becomes more dreamlike, as if it’s a profane parable whispered into your subconscious by a demon
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"but you're not ready for that conversation" baby, I'm not ready for any conversation. Don't talk to me
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
"but you're not ready for that conversation" baby, I'm not ready for any conversation. Don't talk to me
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everybody in the pnw googling ‘how to build an ark’
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
everybody in the pnw googling ‘how to build an ark’
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Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”
I care about the harm to my sanity and schedule for being forced to go artificially slow
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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someone please give me a job with actual hours of paid work before I do something stupid like join a cult or run for elected office
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
someone please give me a job with actual hours of paid work before I do something stupid like join a cult or run for elected office
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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Gah god all of you love falling into traps
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Gah god all of you love falling into traps
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once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Any Democrat doing this to Chuck Schumer when they see him in the hallway automatically gets an endorsement from me if they run for re-election
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Any Democrat doing this to Chuck Schumer when they see him in the hallway automatically gets an endorsement from me if they run for re-election
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
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So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard
October 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard
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Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
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Me every time I see some graffiti art: Dang how’d they get up there
October 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Me every time I see some graffiti art: Dang how’d they get up there
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the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress
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man i’d call this stuff elder abuse if the elders in question weren’t so gleeful about inflicting crimes against humanity until the day they drop dead at their desks
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
man i’d call this stuff elder abuse if the elders in question weren’t so gleeful about inflicting crimes against humanity until the day they drop dead at their desks