Maddie Wagon
@madevening.bsky.social
Sassy 70s receptionist. I'm also trans! She/her please.
I like Muppets, Peanuts, Simpsons and old Sega games and I have THOUGHTS.
I like Muppets, Peanuts, Simpsons and old Sega games and I have THOUGHTS.
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i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait
January 28, 2026 at 10:23 PM
i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait
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i don't know how the rest of the movie will fare over time but putting the Christmas Adventurers on celluloid right in the middle of 2025 was an incredible babe ruth calling-his-shot moment for PTA
January 27, 2026 at 12:32 AM
i don't know how the rest of the movie will fare over time but putting the Christmas Adventurers on celluloid right in the middle of 2025 was an incredible babe ruth calling-his-shot moment for PTA
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america is more divided than it's ever been. only one thing still unites us across all cultural, racial, religious, and economic lines: universal recognition that Cape Feare is the best sideshow bob episode
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 PM
america is more divided than it's ever been. only one thing still unites us across all cultural, racial, religious, and economic lines: universal recognition that Cape Feare is the best sideshow bob episode
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For a company that works almost exclusively in peddling nostalgia now, it's pretty funny how long it took Disney to arrive at "maybe we should just do the Muppet Show again?"
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 PM
For a company that works almost exclusively in peddling nostalgia now, it's pretty funny how long it took Disney to arrive at "maybe we should just do the Muppet Show again?"
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Needless to say that Renee Good and Alex Pretti will go down as heroes here in Minnesota and nationally, their names synonymous with sacrifice and caring for vulnerable neighbors even at the risk of your own life. And hopefully no more innocent lives are lost.
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Needless to say that Renee Good and Alex Pretti will go down as heroes here in Minnesota and nationally, their names synonymous with sacrifice and caring for vulnerable neighbors even at the risk of your own life. And hopefully no more innocent lives are lost.
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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
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January 24, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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there we go
January 25, 2026 at 12:42 AM
there we go
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To those blaming Walz for not mobilizing the Guard, he did that six days ago. I have to say it's disturbing to see people angry at Walz instead of the government agents that just executed a man. As though we should all be experts about what to do when a secret police force invades an American city.
January 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
To those blaming Walz for not mobilizing the Guard, he did that six days ago. I have to say it's disturbing to see people angry at Walz instead of the government agents that just executed a man. As though we should all be experts about what to do when a secret police force invades an American city.
Hunger Games 2 is on TV in the bar I'm in. It's the part where the Peacekeepers raid District 12. Seems a bit on the nose.
January 24, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Hunger Games 2 is on TV in the bar I'm in. It's the part where the Peacekeepers raid District 12. Seems a bit on the nose.
I just I don't know. I don't know I don't know I don't know. I'm tired of crying. I'm tired of being so fucking angry all the time. What can I do. What can I do. It didn't have to be this way. It doesn't have to keep being his way.
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I just I don't know. I don't know I don't know I don't know. I'm tired of crying. I'm tired of being so fucking angry all the time. What can I do. What can I do. It didn't have to be this way. It doesn't have to keep being his way.
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Electra Woman and Dyna Girl with return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl with return in Avengers: Doomsday.
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What the "Miller wing" of Team Trump wanted out of ICE was to goad people into 'freaking out' b/c the TV show they want is a replay of the Floyd/BLM "riots" (that never happened IRL) where they 'fight back this time' but since this is still reality there's no "riots" so ICE are the ones freaking out
I don't think I need to add any words to the "video is horrific, don't watch it unless you're prepared," but the real concern is it's clear what little discipline ICE had is collapsing under the stress and constant opposition and that's real dangerous.
January 24, 2026 at 4:50 PM
What the "Miller wing" of Team Trump wanted out of ICE was to goad people into 'freaking out' b/c the TV show they want is a replay of the Floyd/BLM "riots" (that never happened IRL) where they 'fight back this time' but since this is still reality there's no "riots" so ICE are the ones freaking out
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January 24, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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who can get the fuck out of my towwwn
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
who can get the fuck out of my towwwn
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His name is literally "HE-MAN". The most pronoun name ever.
I constantly play this game of "are grifters really this dense, or do they just expect their audience to be?" The answer is both obviously but it still hurts my brain seeing the endless feedback loop of asshole to asshole reinforcement.
I constantly play this game of "are grifters really this dense, or do they just expect their audience to be?" The answer is both obviously but it still hurts my brain seeing the endless feedback loop of asshole to asshole reinforcement.
January 22, 2026 at 6:07 PM
His name is literally "HE-MAN". The most pronoun name ever.
I constantly play this game of "are grifters really this dense, or do they just expect their audience to be?" The answer is both obviously but it still hurts my brain seeing the endless feedback loop of asshole to asshole reinforcement.
I constantly play this game of "are grifters really this dense, or do they just expect their audience to be?" The answer is both obviously but it still hurts my brain seeing the endless feedback loop of asshole to asshole reinforcement.
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It’s infuriating how many people claim to care about fictitious “child trafficking” conspiracies about trans people and Wayfair and Democrats but will miss, ignore, and distract from actual government agents kidnapping children in front of their very eyes
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
It’s infuriating how many people claim to care about fictitious “child trafficking” conspiracies about trans people and Wayfair and Democrats but will miss, ignore, and distract from actual government agents kidnapping children in front of their very eyes
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The world learned today that you absolutely have to bully this dumb old asshole as a collective. Better late than never for them, but we better get used to being aggressively humiliated for the next few years.
January 21, 2026 at 7:59 PM
The world learned today that you absolutely have to bully this dumb old asshole as a collective. Better late than never for them, but we better get used to being aggressively humiliated for the next few years.
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
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They're investigating the victim's wife, the victim's friends, the mayor and the governor too, but no, they're not even going to glance in the direction of the murderer.
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
They're investigating the victim's wife, the victim's friends, the mayor and the governor too, but no, they're not even going to glance in the direction of the murderer.
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
I like that DC and Marvel are doing collab crossovers again, but it's really annoying that they waited to do it until right after they put out that nice hardbound collection of the old ones. Now I need to buy another $100 comic book.
January 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I like that DC and Marvel are doing collab crossovers again, but it's really annoying that they waited to do it until right after they put out that nice hardbound collection of the old ones. Now I need to buy another $100 comic book.