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He’s just this guy, you know?
* Friend to all cats — every Molly and Tom
* No kings — only the Mighty Monarch!
* I breathe in malaise and exhale ennui
Read the (non-political) zine at https://bindlezine.com
* Friend to all cats — every Molly and Tom
* No kings — only the Mighty Monarch!
* I breathe in malaise and exhale ennui
Read the (non-political) zine at https://bindlezine.com
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· Jun 14
No kings.
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Cain considered this heresy of cosmic cause-and-effect, then spoke with the solemn gravity of a Discordian monk who has seen too many timelines:
“I think it’s Divine Retribution for killing that damn gorilla.”
The air rippled, as if Eris herself nodded.
Cain considered this heresy of cosmic cause-and-effect, then spoke with the solemn gravity of a Discordian monk who has seen too many timelines:
“I think it’s Divine Retribution for killing that damn gorilla.”
The air rippled, as if Eris herself nodded.
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Cain considered this heresy of cosmic cause-and-effect, then spoke with the solemn gravity of a Discordian monk who has seen too many timelines:
“I think it’s Divine Retribution for killing that damn gorilla.”
The air rippled, as if Eris herself nodded.
Cain considered this heresy of cosmic cause-and-effect, then spoke with the solemn gravity of a Discordian monk who has seen too many timelines:
“I think it’s Divine Retribution for killing that damn gorilla.”
The air rippled, as if Eris herself nodded.
Lee Zelden is a corrupt asshole. I am ashamed that my neighbors voted him in as our representative, and it shows that political nobodies can rise to the top of the swamp to hurt a nation.
About 90,000 people living near larger chemical plants face an unacceptable risk of developing cancer, the EPA says.
New rules adopted last year could’ve cut that number to 3,000 residents — a drop of 97%.
But Trump has halted those efforts.
New rules adopted last year could’ve cut that number to 3,000 residents — a drop of 97%.
But Trump has halted those efforts.
Air Pollution From Industrial Facilities Is Far Worse Than Estimated
The Trump administration has put a stop to EPA rules that would have required more than 130 industrial facilities to install air monitors to measure pollution. Millions of people living near these pla...
www.propublica.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Lee Zelden is a corrupt asshole. I am ashamed that my neighbors voted him in as our representative, and it shows that political nobodies can rise to the top of the swamp to hurt a nation.
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A detailed chronological breakdown of every Strong Bad email
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A detailed chronological breakdown of every Strong Bad email
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Since every ring is a year, ice cores are great evidence to shut down the "young earth" Christians who believe the earth is 5000 years old.
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Since every ring is a year, ice cores are great evidence to shut down the "young earth" Christians who believe the earth is 5000 years old.
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both libertarianism and anarchism require a strong commitment to believing people are better than they really are
(I am an anarchist so I can say this)
(I am an anarchist so I can say this)
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
both libertarianism and anarchism require a strong commitment to believing people are better than they really are
(I am an anarchist so I can say this)
(I am an anarchist so I can say this)
Controversial, I know, but killing people on the other side with fighter jets breaks a cease-fire. It does not "test" it.
apnews.com/article/gaza...
apnews.com/article/gaza...
Israel launches strikes in Gaza ceasefire's latest test as hospitals say 20 killed
Israel's military says it has launched new airstrikes against Hamas militants in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began on October 10.
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Controversial, I know, but killing people on the other side with fighter jets breaks a cease-fire. It does not "test" it.
apnews.com/article/gaza...
apnews.com/article/gaza...
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If you haven't already seen the biopic about trump and roy cohn I highly recommend it. very illuminating.
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you haven't already seen the biopic about trump and roy cohn I highly recommend it. very illuminating.
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A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
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No. I think Mamdani knows how to manipulate him. The adjudicated rapist went from attacking him to singing his praises.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
No. I think Mamdani knows how to manipulate him. The adjudicated rapist went from attacking him to singing his praises.
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I joined the SCI FI BOOK POD to discuss Steven Erikson's 2018 novel "Rejoice, A Knife to the Heart." #scifi #speculativefiction #stevenerikson
— When an alien AI arrives offering humanity a utopian paradise the biggest question becomes: Can we get out of our own way?
pod.link/1820246467/e...
— When an alien AI arrives offering humanity a utopian paradise the biggest question becomes: Can we get out of our own way?
pod.link/1820246467/e...
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I joined the SCI FI BOOK POD to discuss Steven Erikson's 2018 novel "Rejoice, A Knife to the Heart." #scifi #speculativefiction #stevenerikson
— When an alien AI arrives offering humanity a utopian paradise the biggest question becomes: Can we get out of our own way?
pod.link/1820246467/e...
— When an alien AI arrives offering humanity a utopian paradise the biggest question becomes: Can we get out of our own way?
pod.link/1820246467/e...
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Can’t imagine the ego needed to blame people for getting cancer, Parkinson’s, type 1 diabetes, MS, etc., and thinking that you can avoid this fate just because you’re you.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Can’t imagine the ego needed to blame people for getting cancer, Parkinson’s, type 1 diabetes, MS, etc., and thinking that you can avoid this fate just because you’re you.
So how is Maduro going to bribe Trump? Access to oil seems probable.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So how is Maduro going to bribe Trump? Access to oil seems probable.
Whither the editors?
This whole Nuzzi excerpt reads like a stream of consciousness freestyle.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Whither the editors?
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What pisses me off is that she put thousands of lives in danger, but the only reason she's in prison is for lying to billionaires.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
What pisses me off is that she put thousands of lives in danger, but the only reason she's in prison is for lying to billionaires.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
I had a dead first-generation HomePod. I'd never seen anyone who'd want to open one up, so I figured it was destined for (hopefully) recycling. Then I found Minn-Tech. They said they could repair my HomePod for $69 (nice), shipping included.
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www.minn-tech.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I had a dead first-generation HomePod. I'd never seen anyone who'd want to open one up, so I figured it was destined for (hopefully) recycling. Then I found Minn-Tech. They said they could repair my HomePod for $69 (nice), shipping included.
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I knew he was a piece of shit in the eighties, I just never imagined he would affect my life so much.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I knew he was a piece of shit in the eighties, I just never imagined he would affect my life so much.
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The DOT also reportedly plans to rescind requirements that airlines disclose junk fees. It's also planning to redefine what flight cancellations would require refunds for passengers.
Both Delta and United gave $1 million to the Trump inauguration fund.
Everything is for sale.
Both Delta and United gave $1 million to the Trump inauguration fund.
Everything is for sale.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is officially withdrawing a Biden-era plan to require airlines to pay passengers cash compensation when flight disruptions are caused by the airlines.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The DOT also reportedly plans to rescind requirements that airlines disclose junk fees. It's also planning to redefine what flight cancellations would require refunds for passengers.
Both Delta and United gave $1 million to the Trump inauguration fund.
Everything is for sale.
Both Delta and United gave $1 million to the Trump inauguration fund.
Everything is for sale.
lol. Lmao.
BREAKING: The Trump Administration has just dropped tariffs on dozens of food items, including:
Beef
Tomatoes
Coffee
Bananas
Coconuts
Nuts
Avocados
Pineapples
Beef
Tomatoes
Coffee
Bananas
Coconuts
Nuts
Avocados
Pineapples
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
lol. Lmao.
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EVEN IF THEY WERE GETTING BENEFITS, simply stop those payments and tighten up your audits. There is no efficiency in cutting FOOD ASSISTANCE from millions of eligible people.
(In a civil society there would NOT be millions of people who need SNAP)
(In a civil society there would NOT be millions of people who need SNAP)
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
EVEN IF THEY WERE GETTING BENEFITS, simply stop those payments and tighten up your audits. There is no efficiency in cutting FOOD ASSISTANCE from millions of eligible people.
(In a civil society there would NOT be millions of people who need SNAP)
(In a civil society there would NOT be millions of people who need SNAP)
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it's all reprehensible, but I'm having trouble getting over the guy who ran Harvard using "dint" in emails
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
it's all reprehensible, but I'm having trouble getting over the guy who ran Harvard using "dint" in emails
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he's got a point, my mom never traded me for ibuprofen
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
he's got a point, my mom never traded me for ibuprofen
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I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.
I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.