Adrian 'buy HAIR SHIRT' Sobol
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after you're sick
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I'd have to revisit it to say for certain but it's a contender for top 5.
yoadrianididit.bsky.social
And while I appreciate Halloween, I don't know that it would crack his top 5.
yoadrianididit.bsky.social
John Carpenter's best film is The Thing and it's not even close.
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"Can you appreciate, how infuriating ... how insulting to me personally, to, to be mentioned in the same breath with this feeble impersonation of a crime boss? To waste my talent not on an evil genius but on an evil moron"

Everyone, everyday, online, basically.
And yet each trap I set for him, some he could not even have been aware of, he has always, through some perverse turn of fortune, managed to evade. I can't show my face around the Directorate without some idiot sniggering about Criminal Genius, as if Airmont is another Dr. Mabuse or Fu Manchu... Can you appreciate, how infuriating?" a tendency to scream through his nose, "how insulting to me personally, to, to be mentioned in the same breath with this feeble impersonation of a crime boss? To waste my talent not on an evil genius but on an evil moron, dangerous not for his intellect, what there may be of it, but for the power that his ill-deserved wealth allows him to exert, which his admirers pretend is will, though it never amounts to more than the stubbornness of a child..."
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ICE just arrested a singing giraffe in Portland.
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Hey, @thecorlew.bsky.social @bnothing.bsky.social, let me know if you need a cover for a Behind the Knife sequel because I found the perfect free stock photo for the cover.
Man wearing an apron and a hockey mask, brandishing a huge knife while holding a wooden platter full of haute cuisine.
yoadrianididit.bsky.social
The more I hear people praise One Battle After Another, the more I want to yell at people to go see One Battle After Another. Their hype is hyping my hype.
yoadrianididit.bsky.social
This means Chicago gets to expand its borders to include Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska.
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Dudes going to a wedding in the 2010s:
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Oh, it's a formal occasion? I'll be sure to wear my Charles Taylors.
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Oh, it's a formal occasion? I'll be sure to wear my Charles Taylors.
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If I see a link to a supposedly politically progressive blog that is not just platformed on proud Nazi-funder Substack, but also has an AI slop image generated from the mass theft of labor by artists, that's a double nope from me, dear ones! I get that life is complicated, but these issues aren't.
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I mean what was Facebook (Hot or Not) if not a violation of women's boundaries?
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Hell yeah, couldn't wait to get your thoughts on The Substance.
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He recorded a whole second video in a real prison with actual prisoners intercut with footage of human rights abuses to belabor the point.
For the first time in his career, Jackson made a second music video for a single. This second version was filmed in a prison with cell mates; in the video Jackson is seen handcuffed. It also contains real footage of police attacking African Americans (including the beating of Rodney King), the military crackdown of the protests in the Tiananmen Square, the Ku Klux Klan, the assassination attempt of George Wallace, war crimes, genocide, execution, martial law, and other human rights abuses.[36] This version is rarely to never played on television and has less than a tenth of the views of the Rio video on YouTube.
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Quoting the MJ song about police brutality and systemic oppression? Damn, these guys missed the whole point.
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I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic
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You can hear Hargrove and D'Angelo here on Hargrove's record—how horns and voice interplay together. How greasy yet smooth it all is.

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RH Factor feat. D'Angelo - Bullshit
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I can't imagine Voodoo without Hargrove. The horn parts I hear in my head are all him.
yoadrianididit.bsky.social
It's devastating that both Roy Hargrove and D'Angelo died so young. They were incredible musicians, their collaborations were gorgeous and instrumental to the neo-soul sound.
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