MacPhoenix 🐦🔥
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He’s just this guy, you know?
* Friend to all cats — every Molly and Tom
* No kings — only the Mighty Monarch!
* I breathe in malaise and exhale ennui
Read the (non-political) zine at https://bindlezine.com
* Friend to all cats — every Molly and Tom
* No kings — only the Mighty Monarch!
* I breathe in malaise and exhale ennui
Read the (non-political) zine at https://bindlezine.com
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Cain considered this heresy of cosmic cause-and-effect, then spoke with the solemn gravity of a Discordian monk who has seen too many timelines:
“I think it’s Divine Retribution for killing that damn gorilla.”
The air rippled, as if Eris herself nodded.
Cain considered this heresy of cosmic cause-and-effect, then spoke with the solemn gravity of a Discordian monk who has seen too many timelines:
“I think it’s Divine Retribution for killing that damn gorilla.”
The air rippled, as if Eris herself nodded.
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
12/
Cain considered this heresy of cosmic cause-and-effect, then spoke with the solemn gravity of a Discordian monk who has seen too many timelines:
“I think it’s Divine Retribution for killing that damn gorilla.”
The air rippled, as if Eris herself nodded.
Cain considered this heresy of cosmic cause-and-effect, then spoke with the solemn gravity of a Discordian monk who has seen too many timelines:
“I think it’s Divine Retribution for killing that damn gorilla.”
The air rippled, as if Eris herself nodded.
By the way, this article does a great disservice that it doesn't mention Lee Zelden is the head of the EPA.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
By the way, this article does a great disservice that it doesn't mention Lee Zelden is the head of the EPA.
I believe Curtis is saying he boycotts Starbucks because Starbucks closed the two locations where workers voted to unionize.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I believe Curtis is saying he boycotts Starbucks because Starbucks closed the two locations where workers voted to unionize.
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A detailed chronological breakdown of every Strong Bad email
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A detailed chronological breakdown of every Strong Bad email
Twinkies, man, Twinkies.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Twinkies, man, Twinkies.
I edit myself when I want to begin a sentence with "I think that…"
Of course I think that. That's why I'm writing it.
Of course I think that. That's why I'm writing it.
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I edit myself when I want to begin a sentence with "I think that…"
Of course I think that. That's why I'm writing it.
Of course I think that. That's why I'm writing it.
That's gotta suck for Aruba.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
That's gotta suck for Aruba.
This is really gross, very sexist, and devoid of context. Delete maybe?
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is really gross, very sexist, and devoid of context. Delete maybe?
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Since every ring is a year, ice cores are great evidence to shut down the "young earth" Christians who believe the earth is 5000 years old.
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Since every ring is a year, ice cores are great evidence to shut down the "young earth" Christians who believe the earth is 5000 years old.
The world makes a lot more sense when you realize that everyone is stupid and success in life is dumb luck.
(Apologies to genuinely smart people.)
(Apologies to genuinely smart people.)
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The world makes a lot more sense when you realize that everyone is stupid and success in life is dumb luck.
(Apologies to genuinely smart people.)
(Apologies to genuinely smart people.)
Someday, people will assault them. Everything will get a whole lot worse when that happens.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Someday, people will assault them. Everything will get a whole lot worse when that happens.
Damn, I forgot about that slogan! And, conveniently , so did the Trump administration.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Damn, I forgot about that slogan! And, conveniently , so did the Trump administration.
… and also Jane Fonda was there
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
… and also Jane Fonda was there
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both libertarianism and anarchism require a strong commitment to believing people are better than they really are
(I am an anarchist so I can say this)
(I am an anarchist so I can say this)
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
both libertarianism and anarchism require a strong commitment to believing people are better than they really are
(I am an anarchist so I can say this)
(I am an anarchist so I can say this)
I believe we are now missing my point.. jimmycraig42 said name one crime that a president has been charged with. I assert that Clinton was charged with perjury — a crime — which then set up the process for impeachment.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I believe we are now missing my point.. jimmycraig42 said name one crime that a president has been charged with. I assert that Clinton was charged with perjury — a crime — which then set up the process for impeachment.
(Impeached is being charged)
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
(Impeached is being charged)
Wasn’t Clinton famously charged with perjury?
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Wasn’t Clinton famously charged with perjury?
no TV and no beer make Homer go something something
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
no TV and no beer make Homer go something something
… that might be a problem.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
… that might be a problem.