Luarvik L. Luarvik
@luarvik.bsky.social
Board Certified Senate Historian
my gender is a secret, so any pronouns are welcome
EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO
my gender is a secret, so any pronouns are welcome
EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO
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Ghais Guevara - The Old Guard Is Dead (Live Video)
YouTube video by Ghais Guevara
youtu.be
Turns out music might be good sometimes??
perfect, no notes
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
perfect, no notes
it's always the ones you most expect
The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
it's always the ones you most expect
Had a dream I was playing Haunted House Scrabble, which is when you play Scrabble in a haunted house. I wandered the dilapidated halls for a while, thinking of words, then settled on "elucidate," played off the "L" in "playground".
December 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Had a dream I was playing Haunted House Scrabble, which is when you play Scrabble in a haunted house. I wandered the dilapidated halls for a while, thinking of words, then settled on "elucidate," played off the "L" in "playground".
that's none of my business
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
that's none of my business
when i was 5 or 6, my brother (9 or 10) was into baseball cards (just the cards i don't think he ever watched a game) and made us go to a card-and-comic show and my parents pointed out that Batman was there signing autographs. i worked out several years later that they must have meant Adam West.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
when i was 5 or 6, my brother (9 or 10) was into baseball cards (just the cards i don't think he ever watched a game) and made us go to a card-and-comic show and my parents pointed out that Batman was there signing autographs. i worked out several years later that they must have meant Adam West.
Spite, mainly
What gave you courage in 2025?
December 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Spite, mainly
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
On Her Majesty's Civil Service
make a bond movie casual
leafraker
leafraker
make a bond movie casual
casino normale
casino normale
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
On Her Majesty's Civil Service
my parents gave laura some very nice headphones and now she can't hear me and won't acknowledge me smdh
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
my parents gave laura some very nice headphones and now she can't hear me and won't acknowledge me smdh
I'm wishing a merry Christmas to all who DON'T celebrate! And what the fuck are you gonna do about it, huh??
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm wishing a merry Christmas to all who DON'T celebrate! And what the fuck are you gonna do about it, huh??
The thousand injuries of Tiny Tim I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The thousand injuries of Tiny Tim I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.
The dice in Culdcept Saga for the Xbox 360 are not random. If you save your game and then roll, and then load the save and roll again, it will always be the same roll. Game of the century imho.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
December 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The dice in Culdcept Saga for the Xbox 360 are not random. If you save your game and then roll, and then load the save and roll again, it will always be the same roll. Game of the century imho.
You don't have to go to work, but you won't really enjoy anything you do instead: I give "Having The Flu" one and a half star.
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You don't have to go to work, but you won't really enjoy anything you do instead: I give "Having The Flu" one and a half star.
i guess, unlike the rest of you, I'm not a damned SINNER
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i guess, unlike the rest of you, I'm not a damned SINNER
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tbh this is my gift to everyone. the full list of names from fighting baseball which brought you such hits as Sleve McDicheal and Todd Bonzales and Dwigt Rortugal
this is my gift to you, @cheatlines.co
1994 Fighting Baseball (SNES) Japan Full Rosters
docs.google.com
August 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
tbh this is my gift to everyone. the full list of names from fighting baseball which brought you such hits as Sleve McDicheal and Todd Bonzales and Dwigt Rortugal
big boobs, cool!
sex with everone
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
big boobs, cool!
i don't know if oregon has one of these exactly, but about 70% of the sodas people are mentioning in the replies are super easy to find in oregon, because oregon is a magpie for regional junk food from other places
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i don't know if oregon has one of these exactly, but about 70% of the sodas people are mentioning in the replies are super easy to find in oregon, because oregon is a magpie for regional junk food from other places
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People in the replies are getting mad at me for not accounting for every circumstance 🙄 but obviously if a younger child or toddler who couldn't reach the pedals got in it should lock the doors and initiate self-driving mode with acceleration correlated to panic in the child's voice 🤨
Cars should be designed so you can never exceed the local speed limit unless you're under 18 and unlicensed because then it's obviously an emergency
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
People in the replies are getting mad at me for not accounting for every circumstance 🙄 but obviously if a younger child or toddler who couldn't reach the pedals got in it should lock the doors and initiate self-driving mode with acceleration correlated to panic in the child's voice 🤨
when I was a kid we rented this from blockbuster, and like every movie we rented, we made a copy of it, and I watched it all the time. Between this and Patriot Games, I had a really overblown sense of how much I needed to worry about the IRA.
This movie has everything. Tommy Lee jones in an awful Irish accent. Lloyd bridges as Jeff bridges father with an also awful Irish accent. A lot of U2.
I tell ya, it’s great!
I tell ya, it’s great!
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
when I was a kid we rented this from blockbuster, and like every movie we rented, we made a copy of it, and I watched it all the time. Between this and Patriot Games, I had a really overblown sense of how much I needed to worry about the IRA.
are all office jobs like this now? just kindergarten shit all the time? am i the only one who hates it and feels like it's insanely infantilizing? where did this all come from, didn't office parties used to have booze?
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
are all office jobs like this now? just kindergarten shit all the time? am i the only one who hates it and feels like it's insanely infantilizing? where did this all come from, didn't office parties used to have booze?
Routine has great vibes and aesthetics and the story seems interesting but goddamn it is just not fun to actually play. Every gameplay mechanic seems fine tuned to be as clumsy as possible, I assume to add "tension," but in effect it's just annoying?
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Routine has great vibes and aesthetics and the story seems interesting but goddamn it is just not fun to actually play. Every gameplay mechanic seems fine tuned to be as clumsy as possible, I assume to add "tension," but in effect it's just annoying?
