Lon Harris
@lons.bsky.social
Editorial Director for This Week in Startups, Inside, and LAUNCH. I've written a bunch of internet stuff you like and nothing you do not like.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
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Annual reminder that the Riverbottom Nightmare Band absolutely deserved to win the Frogtown Hollow Jubilee.
You have to respect showmanship.
You have to respect showmanship.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Annual reminder that the Riverbottom Nightmare Band absolutely deserved to win the Frogtown Hollow Jubilee.
You have to respect showmanship.
You have to respect showmanship.
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Do you guys feel like the POTTER show is definitely going to fail? I'd like to believe that but don't. I still feel like the % of the overall population that has turned on Potter because of JK being super awful is low and there's still a lot of Hogwarts interest/awareness out there.
All of these articles about the guy(s) HBO put in charge of fixing HBO are fascinating because they're making smart, old-school "Just be a cable channel again!" decisions and then you remember they've also committed to an inevitable "HARRY POTTER" disaster
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/i...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/i...
HBO Max’s Big Plan: Be HBO Again
Casey Bloys is embracing a brand position for TV's crown jewel as a complement, not a replacement, for Netflix — kind of like how it was back when it was a premium cable add-on.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Do you guys feel like the POTTER show is definitely going to fail? I'd like to believe that but don't. I still feel like the % of the overall population that has turned on Potter because of JK being super awful is low and there's still a lot of Hogwarts interest/awareness out there.
Feeling a little cash strapped after a trip to the grocery store? Have you considered a cross-country move?
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Feeling a little cash strapped after a trip to the grocery store? Have you considered a cross-country move?
Now I've heard that there's a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do ya?
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do ya?
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Now I've heard that there's a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do ya?
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do ya?
Lookin' like the Master from MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Lookin' like the Master from MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE.
Charles Dance plays Baron Frankenstein in BOTH 2025's "Frankenstein" and the 2015 James McAvoy adaptation "Victor Frankenstein."
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Charles Dance plays Baron Frankenstein in BOTH 2025's "Frankenstein" and the 2015 James McAvoy adaptation "Victor Frankenstein."
I ask myself this every day
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I ask myself this every day
So you're saying... Donald Trump canceled Christmas, got it.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So you're saying... Donald Trump canceled Christmas, got it.
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I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
I enjoyed it.
We're you aware that Dave Bautista and Milla Jovivich made a movie called In the Lost Lands, based on a George RR Martin story and not a goddamn person watched it?
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I enjoyed it.
"Tariffs I Will Reverse If You Give Me a Little Present" is Trump's signature policy.
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Tariffs I Will Reverse If You Give Me a Little Present" is Trump's signature policy.
"So like, you'd go home from work and you're a totally separate guy."
"But I live here. It's the Vatican."
"Right, but... OK, like, you wouldn't REMEMBER."
"OK."
"You'd just be some guy named Leo."
"Actually, my birth name is Robert."
"I feel like you are trying not to get it."
"But I live here. It's the Vatican."
"Right, but... OK, like, you wouldn't REMEMBER."
"OK."
"You'd just be some guy named Leo."
"Actually, my birth name is Robert."
"I feel like you are trying not to get it."
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"So like, you'd go home from work and you're a totally separate guy."
"But I live here. It's the Vatican."
"Right, but... OK, like, you wouldn't REMEMBER."
"OK."
"You'd just be some guy named Leo."
"Actually, my birth name is Robert."
"I feel like you are trying not to get it."
"But I live here. It's the Vatican."
"Right, but... OK, like, you wouldn't REMEMBER."
"OK."
"You'd just be some guy named Leo."
"Actually, my birth name is Robert."
"I feel like you are trying not to get it."
Sorry what was the question?
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Sorry what was the question?
You guys make fun but Jeremy Strong is gonna nail this.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You guys make fun but Jeremy Strong is gonna nail this.
I mean, who is falling for this? You can't afford a home in your city because they've all been snatched up by... recent arrivals from Honduras? Does that FEEL true? Is that consistent with anyone's lived experience?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I mean, who is falling for this? You can't afford a home in your city because they've all been snatched up by... recent arrivals from Honduras? Does that FEEL true? Is that consistent with anyone's lived experience?
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
"Many will tell you that SECRET OF THE OOZE is inferior to the first installment, but as with Christ, the Turtles grew more powerful during their Second Coming..."
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"Many will tell you that SECRET OF THE OOZE is inferior to the first installment, but as with Christ, the Turtles grew more powerful during their Second Coming..."
I mean, this is from Radar Online, so I'm tempted to say FAKE NEWS but... I mean... he's James Bond. You don't even need the "it was all a dream" part. Just restart somewhere. No one gives a FUCK. (He'd be so old now anyway! Dr. No was set in the '50s!)
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I mean, this is from Radar Online, so I'm tempted to say FAKE NEWS but... I mean... he's James Bond. You don't even need the "it was all a dream" part. Just restart somewhere. No one gives a FUCK. (He'd be so old now anyway! Dr. No was set in the '50s!)
The "streaming vs. theatrical" binary gets all the attention but it's actually a symbiotic relationship. PREY & KILLER OF KILLERS drew a lot of eyeballs and attention on Hulu, reviving interest in the franchise and setting the stage for BADLANDS.
“Predator: Badlands” Sets Franchise Records
www.darkhorizons.com/predator-bad...
www.darkhorizons.com/predator-bad...
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The "streaming vs. theatrical" binary gets all the attention but it's actually a symbiotic relationship. PREY & KILLER OF KILLERS drew a lot of eyeballs and attention on Hulu, reviving interest in the franchise and setting the stage for BADLANDS.
